Re: Bad jokes collected from your Inbox

[Exterminator]

You can throw out the singer, most of 'em can't sing worth a $shit anyway...

Easy!  If you want to see how well this singer can sing, you can catch me at Blonde Entertainment's Can You Rock summer series starting June 6 at the Ratskeller.

PS. A past drummer in one of my bands, Gary McCreary, suggested I check it out when I ran into him last year at Penrod.

[me]

Easy!  If you want to see how well this singer can sing, you can catch me at Blonde Entertainment's Can You Rock summer series starting June 6 at the Ratskeller.

PS. A past drummer in one of my bands, Gary McCreary, suggested I check it out when I ran into him last year at Penrod.

Are you  serious?  I used to live across the street from him when he was a kid.  He did turn out to be a good drummer.  He and I used to play battle of the stereo's in the summer and I usually won...LOL  Fortunately we both liked the same music.  I think the neighbors hated us though..    Of course his mom and dad would be at work when all that happened...LOL  Ah, the good old days.  Is he still doing the Austin City Limits thing when he can or has he moved back to Indiana?  Last time I seen him was at the Paramount here in Anderson when he came up to do a gig, don't remember what it was, and I talked to him for a while.  I used to see his brother when he was running that limo service but haven't ran into him in years either.

[Henry Hawk]

Easy!  If you want to see how well this singer can sing, you can catch me at Blonde Entertainment's Can You Rock summer series starting June 6 at the Ratskeller.

PS. A past drummer in one of my bands, Gary McCreary, suggested I check it out when I ran into him last year at Penrod.

do you have any living proof?

[Exterminator]

Are you  serious?  I used to live across the street from him when he was a kid.  He did turn out to be a good drummer.  He and I used to play battle of the stereo's in the summer and I usually won...LOL  Fortunately we both liked the same music.  I think the neighbors hated us though..    Of course his mom and dad would be at work when all that happened...LOL  Ah, the good old days.  Is he still doing the Austin City Limits thing when he can or has he moved back to Indiana?  Last time I seen him was at the Paramount here in Anderson when he came up to do a gig, don't remember what it was, and I talked to him for a while.  I used to see his brother when he was running that limo service but haven't ran into him in years either.

Are you sure we're talking about the same person?  Gary's been living in Anderson forever as far as I know...he works for the city planner's office, I think.  He's currently playing with a band called Living Proof.

[Exterminator]

do you have any living proof?

[me]

Are you sure we're talking about the same person?  Gary's been living in Anderson forever as far as I know...he works for the city planner's office, I think.  He's currently playing with a band called Living Proof.

I thought he had moved to Texas at one time but that was years ago.

[Anne]

I think maybe my son went to school with him, the name sounds really familiar.

[me]

I think maybe my son went to school with him, the name sounds really familiar.

He went to Madison Heights if it's the same one I know.

[Anne]

He went to Madison Heights if it's the same one I know.

Graduated mid 80's ?

[me]

Graduated mid 80's ?

Early I'm thinkin'. 

[Anne]

Probably the same person. I think he was in the MHHS marching band when my son was.

[Exterminator]

Probably the same person. I think he was in the MHHS marching band when my son was.

I think both Gary and his older brother, Joe, played in the marching band.  Gary also played with Studio Junkies for quite a while if that helps any.

[Anne]

I'll have to ask my son to be sure. I know my friend's son (who is the same age as my son) comes back to Anderson to go see a mutual friend play sometimes and that is the name I associate with them.

[Anne]

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

[The Troll]

  A man was wanting a new pickup truck.  He went to the Ford dealer and drove up in front of the main new sales door.  Out walked the a tall man wearing a plaid jack, black pants and his hair all slicked down.  He had a vote for Romney pin on his lapel.

  He asked the man what he wanted.  I want a big F-450 Super cab dually with everything on it.  I want it in a candy apple red and all the chrome and shinny aluminium rims.

  The salesman walked him out to just the truck he wanted.  They sat down in it and the salesman showed him all of the accessories.  The salesman said, there  are special seats in this truck that blow warm air on your butt in the winter and cool air on you butt in the summer. 

  The guy said this must be a Democrat truck, the salesman said Why?  The man said that if it was a Republican truck it would blow smoke up your ass.