Re: Bad jokes collected from your Inbox

[me]

^^^^^^^^ I'm liking that moral up there. ^^^^^^^^

Me too.

[pariann]

  Nice to know I'm not alone. LOL

[The Troll]

  One day they found Donald Trump and a snake laying injured along the side of a highway.  Do you know the difference they found between them.   

  There were skid marks in front of the snake. 

[The Troll]

  I suppose you good people didn't heard this one.  I made it up.    One cold snowy day the man was walking into town.  As he walk he seen the snake laying along side the road.  He pick it up the cold stiff snake and put it in his pocket to warm it up and see if it was still a live.   He almost got to town when he felt a movement in his pocket.  He reached in and pulled out the snake who was nice a warm.  As soon as he got the snake out, the snake put it's fangs deep into his hand.  Pulling his bleeding hand back he asked the snake why he bit him after he warmed him up and saved his life.  The snake looked him right in the eye and said, "You knew I was a snake when you picked me up".

  Now you people who picked up Donald Trump, just think of this story and maybe you won't vote for him and get bit.   

[me]

Joe and John were identical twins.
Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself:
One day he rented out his boat to a group of guys who sank it.
Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.
Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly during that period of time.
When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery store.
A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said: "I'm so sorry for your loss.
You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: "Hell no!
In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her.
She was a rotten old thing from the beginning.
Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish.
She was always holding water.
She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too.
Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy.
I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time.
I warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled bad.
But they wanted her anyway.
The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!"
The old lady fainted.

[The Troll]

  One day a young boy found a pile of rabbit turds.  He thought they were quite interesting.  He up them in a small match box.  Another kid came along and asked him what he had.  He told him he had smart pills.  The kid said, "Let me try of those smart pills."  The boy opened the match box and gave him one, which the boy put in his mouth.  The kid tasted it for awhile and said, "That tastes like shit."  The boy who had the smart pills said, "see you're smarter already.