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Started by Bratalie, September 22, 2006, 09:35:03 AM

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pariann

#2100
June 19, 2007, 04:16:39 PM
I've always said some people should just stay in bed, especially when they don't understand the function of the O.F.F. button. LOL
Looks like I've come full circle.

~vxn~

#2101
June 19, 2007, 04:53:56 PM
whose idea was it to give podiatrists scalpels? 
don't threaten me with a good time.

Dexter Morgan

#2102
June 19, 2007, 08:22:56 PM
Quote from: ~vxn~ on June 16, 2007, 10:47:43 AM
when i bought my cannolis yesterday some guy said he'd buy them if he could watch me eat them.   :spooked:  not only did i have one of my kids with me... but he had a kid with him too...

(as if i'd eat a cannoli in public!  lol... i'd have to charge $3.99 for the show...)
LOL!!! If that would've been me, I woulda maced him. Wouldn't it be funny if his kid went home and told Mommy what Daddy said???  :icon_twisted:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Dexter Morgan

#2103
June 19, 2007, 08:25:59 PM
Quote from: damfast on June 19, 2007, 12:56:09 PM
I work with idiots.

Tech comes up:  cant get the  ohm  meter to work, something wrong....

I say: check batteries, connectors,  etc.

Him: Yes, something not working.

Me: Take the meter from his hand---here is the problem......
the O.F.F. switch is in the  O.F.F. postition

For cryin out loud---
I hate it when that happens LOL!!!  :rotfl:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Dexter Morgan

#2104
June 19, 2007, 08:27:40 PM
Quote from: ~vxn~ on June 19, 2007, 04:53:56 PM
whose idea was it to give podiatrists scalpels? 
:spooked:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

~vxn~

#2105
June 19, 2007, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on June 19, 2007, 08:22:56 PM
LOL!!! If that would've been me, I woulda maced him. Wouldn't it be funny if his kid went home and told Mommy what Daddy said???  :icon_twisted:

i've heard worse around here.  lol... (i hope his kid did go home and tell mommy...)
don't threaten me with a good time.

~vxn~

#2106
June 19, 2007, 08:41:48 PM
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on June 19, 2007, 08:27:40 PM
:spooked:

glad that's over with.  and he was grinning.  holding my foot and grinning.  lol... it was not cool.  (in all it's uncoolness, i still laugh.)
don't threaten me with a good time.

Sunny

#2107
June 19, 2007, 08:42:16 PM
I'm thoroughly convinced that people should be mandated to complete parenting courses before conceiving...

damfast

#2108
June 19, 2007, 08:49:47 PM
Quote from: Sunny on June 19, 2007, 08:42:16 PM
I'm thoroughly convinced that people should be mandated to complete parenting courses before conceiving...

And neutered if they cant pass.
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

~vxn~

#2109
June 19, 2007, 08:55:33 PM
absolutely.  but then, of course, i would not be here.
don't threaten me with a good time.

Dexter Morgan

#2110
June 19, 2007, 08:59:03 PM
Quote from: ~vxn~ on June 19, 2007, 08:41:48 PM
glad that's over with.  and he was grinning.  holding my foot and grinning.  lol... it was not cool.  (in all it's uncoolness, i still laugh.)
I think all doctors and dentists are Sadists   who get off on inflickting pain on others. :kick:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

~vxn~

#2111
June 19, 2007, 09:50:12 PM
he said "if this doesn't help, come back and see me."

i reply:  "for more forms of painful torture."

him:  "yes, for more forms of painful torture."

my kinda guy.  lol...
don't threaten me with a good time.

Dexter Morgan

#2112
June 19, 2007, 10:29:59 PM
Quote from: ~vxn~ on June 19, 2007, 09:50:12 PM
he said "if this doesn't help, come back and see me."

i reply:  "for more forms of painful torture."

him:  "yes, for more forms of painful torture."

my kinda guy.  lol...
See what'd I tell ya... SADIST!!!! :spooked:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Dexter Morgan

#2113
June 19, 2007, 10:41:28 PM
Quote from: Sunny on June 19, 2007, 08:42:16 PM
I'm thoroughly convinced that people should be mandated to complete parenting courses before conceiving...
Here in Illinois when a couple gets divorced, they have to take a mandatory parenting class. The reason for it, is so they don't pit the kids against the other parent. They learn not to say derogatory stuff about the other parent etc. My boss got divorced 4 months ago, her and her ex had to complete the course, before the judge would grant the divorce. Illinois has some of the strictest laws on everything.
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

~Daisy~

#2114
June 21, 2007, 10:02:41 AM
Oh lord.

My 5 year old just brought me a DVD. He said, "Mommy, I brought you something. This was in my game pile, but its not good for little boys."

The DVD? Aaron's copy of Crack Addicts. It has  a semi-nude woman on the disk in a corset and thigh high stockings. WHOOPS!

I asked if he'd put it in the PS2.  He said no, because it wasn't for little boys. Phew...
If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
--Timothy Leary
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