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~vxn~

#2085
June 14, 2007, 09:15:03 PM
i walked 2 miles... just now.
don't threaten me with a good time.

Locutus

#2086
June 14, 2007, 09:45:55 PM
I walked 2 miles earlier.  :yes:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

damfast

#2087
June 14, 2007, 10:00:08 PM
Sometimes you just want to play hide and seek, and they all hide and you just leave and not seek, leave em there in their own pool of sweat.
today is that day.
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

~Daisy~

#2088
June 14, 2007, 11:44:17 PM
I am going to be a bridesmaid!! Barely missed out on Matron of Honor--her sis is getting that role, but I understand; that's her ONLY family. My dad is probably going to be the one to give her away, he just doesn't know it yet. She's building up the courage to ask. AS IF HE'D SAY NO! LOL
If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
--Timothy Leary

damfast

#2089
June 15, 2007, 09:17:32 PM
weddings are cool, i like to co-ordinate the festivities on the car at the reception.
you think of it i will do it.

never want one tho, to many people with grudges.
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

~Daisy~

#2090
June 15, 2007, 11:43:42 PM
Maybe its cause I'm tired...but I didn't understand what you just said.
If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
--Timothy Leary

pariann

#2091
June 16, 2007, 02:24:22 AM
I think she said she doesn't want anyone to decorate her car, a person with a grudge may not be nice with the decorating.
Looks like I've come full circle.

~vxn~

#2092
June 16, 2007, 10:47:43 AM
when i bought my cannolis yesterday some guy said he'd buy them if he could watch me eat them.   :spooked:  not only did i have one of my kids with me... but he had a kid with him too...

(as if i'd eat a cannoli in public!  lol... i'd have to charge $3.99 for the show...)
don't threaten me with a good time.

fireguy

#2093
June 17, 2007, 09:48:35 PM
Only $3.99? Or is that per minute? Do you take pay pal?

So many questions....
Something witty and relevant.

~vxn~

#2094
June 18, 2007, 01:16:58 PM
it would only take me one minute... mmm.... cannoli... ($3.99'll buy 2 cannoli... lol...)
don't threaten me with a good time.

~Daisy~

#2095
June 18, 2007, 02:21:44 PM
Oooh okay. That makes sense. I hadn't slept much the past few days.


My new food addiction is cucumbers. Yum.
If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
--Timothy Leary

damfast

#2096
June 19, 2007, 12:56:09 PM
I work with idiots.

Tech comes up:  cant get the  ohm  meter to work, something wrong....

I say: check batteries, connectors,  etc.

Him: Yes, something not working.

Me: Take the meter from his hand---here is the problem......
the O.F.F. switch is in the  O.F.F. postition

For cryin out loud---
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

fireguy

#2097
June 19, 2007, 01:31:28 PM
He was right. There was something wrong that was making it not work.
Something witty and relevant.

pariann

#2098
June 19, 2007, 02:29:59 PM
LOL, too funny
Looks like I've come full circle.

damfast

#2099
June 19, 2007, 04:10:00 PM
funny now, but not then.  probablly gradiated from that damned chicken farm.

I need some Penn State blood here.
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
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