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Palehorse

#165
December 31, 2009, 01:11:28 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on December 31, 2009, 01:06:29 PM
I guess we are bound and determined to have a shitty New Years Eve...

And just why would anyone think it would be any different than the rest of the year?
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Henry Hawk

#166
December 31, 2009, 01:16:00 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 31, 2009, 01:11:28 PM
And just why would anyone think it would be any different than the rest of the year?

Well if you going to get all serious on me,

because not everyone had a bad year...I am very greatful for the year I had, after having 5 tough ones.....
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

followsthewolf

#167
December 31, 2009, 02:15:09 PM
Well, after pissing and moaning about Obama all year long, you had a good year.

How about that.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Sandy Eggo

#168
December 31, 2009, 02:18:09 PM
:wink:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

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Henry Hawk

#169
December 31, 2009, 02:20:36 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on December 31, 2009, 02:15:09 PM
Well, after pissing and moaning about Obama all year long, you had a good year.

How about that.

that's right despite Obama, I managed to have a good year....and expect even MORE pissing and moaning for 2010, until that assbag and company is out of control and quit shitting away the constituiton....

how's that for pissing and moaning....good nuff fer ya?
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#170
December 31, 2009, 02:23:13 PM
This administration is the one that shit away the Constitution?  Are you for real?  Serious WTF?
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

followsthewolf

#171
December 31, 2009, 02:28:52 PM
Interesting.

1. No mention of Constitutional erosion for 8 years of a Cheney presidency.

2. All of a sudden there is concern when there is no republican to protect.

Go for it. Piss against the wind and moan all you want. It's your right.

Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Henry Hawk

#172
December 31, 2009, 02:31:07 PM
as I have said before..........time will speak the truth...and it is all unraveling..
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Henry Hawk

#173
December 31, 2009, 02:40:52 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on December 31, 2009, 02:23:13 PM
This administration is the one that shit away the Constitution?  Are you for real?  Serious WTF?

how about a federal mandate requiring all individuals to obtain health insurance .... let me know if this is in our Constitution....
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Sandy Eggo

#174
December 31, 2009, 02:47:15 PM
Wow! Thank you Mr. Yates!
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

followsthewolf

#175
December 31, 2009, 02:52:10 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on December 31, 2009, 02:40:52 PM
how about a federal mandate requiring all individuals to obtain health insurance .... let me know if this is in our Constitution....

And federal income taxes?

And social security?

and.....forget it. Not worth it.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Exterminator

#176
December 31, 2009, 02:55:24 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on December 31, 2009, 02:52:10 PM
and.....forget it. Not worth it.

Exactly.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#177
December 31, 2009, 03:08:01 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on December 31, 2009, 02:52:10 PM
And federal income taxes?

And social security?

and.....forget it. Not worth it.

so just add another one to the list and move on, huh?
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

followsthewolf

#178
December 31, 2009, 04:17:35 PM
Wanna wipe 'em all off the books?

Gonna turn down social security, medicare, and medicaid?

When it becomes the law of the land, it's obligatory.

Or don't conservatives believe in obeying the law?
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

me

#179
December 31, 2009, 05:44:06 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on December 31, 2009, 02:40:52 PM
how about a federal mandate requiring all individuals to obtain health insurance .... let me know if this is in our Constitution....
Don't forget to mention the fine and jail time if ya don't obtain it. 
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