Vents: Random Acts of Venting!

[tallulahdahling]

I live in the boonedocks, and have high speed. Recently, the server for the state of Illinois, has been down quite a bit. That pisses me to no end. 

Yeah, well living in the boonies in MS is something quite different, Dex.

We ain't number 50 for nuthin'!!!!!!!   

[Palehorse]

I checked mine on Sunday.  That way I would not have to get up and come to work if I would have won.  You would have looked pretty foolish setting at your desk if you would have won.

You know, I've recently had occasion to rethink that whole process. I used to do what you do, but now I come to work first just so I can have the satisfaction of turning in my badge, keys, and credit card and pulling a "Johnny Paycheck" on my direct superior. (The evil bastard!)   

[Dexter Morgan]

Dammit! I just checked my lottery numbers and I still work here!

Bummer 

[Dexter Morgan]

Cable, what's a cable?  The cable system in our town ground to a slow painful death many years ago.  Lack of customer service equals lack of customers.  Everyone went with small sattelite dishes.  I could have went with Direct TV for my internet, but my sttelite goes out in good rain storms, and the DSL does not.  DSL is one hell of a step up from dial up, so I am happy.

Same here. I've got Direct TV,and DSL is separate. I hate it when storms knock out the dish.  It always happens when the climax of the show is happening LOL!!! When it comes back on, the show is either 1. over / or/ 2. I forgot what was happening when it went out LMAO!!! I'd rather have No internet at all, then go back to dial up. 

[Dexter Morgan]

Yeah, well living in the boonies in MS is something quite different, Dex.

We ain't number 50 for nuthin'!!!!!!!   

Silly Willy!!!!  How far is the nearest town from you? 

[Dexter Morgan]

You know, I've recently had occasion to rethink that whole process. I used to do what you do, but now I come to work first just so I can have the satisfaction of turning in my badge, keys, and credit card and pulling a "Johnny Paycheck" on my direct superior. (The evil bastard!)   

"Take this job and shove it, I aint a workin' here no more   

[Mr442]

You know, I've recently had occasion to rethink that whole process. I used to do what you do, but now I come to work first just so I can have the satisfaction of turning in my badge, keys, and credit card and pulling a "Johnny Paycheck" on my direct superior. (The evil bastard!)   

You get high marks for style

[Palehorse]

You get high marks for style

And apparently a musical score to go along with it! 

TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT/ I AINT WORKIN HERE NO MORE
MY WOMAN DONE LEFT AND TOOK ALL OF THE REASONS I WAS WORKING FOR
YOU BETTER NOT TRY TO STAND IN MY WAY/ WHEN I WALK OUT THE DOOR
TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT/ I AINT WORKIN HERE NO MORE

[Dexter Morgan]

And apparently a musical score to go along with it! 

TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT/ I AINT WORKIN HERE NO MORE
MY WOMAN DONE LEFT AND TOOK ALL OF THE REASONS I WAS WORKING FOR
YOU BETTER NOT TRY TO STAND IN MY WAY/ WHEN I WALK OUT THE DOOR
TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT/ I AINT WORKIN HERE NO MORE

Sure, they always blame everything on women. 

[Palehorse]

Sure, they always blame everything on women. 

[reddwitch]

  dude you used to have better lyrics than that...at least you could sing about gramma or some damn train...and put a little bit in there about your truck or something...

[Dexter Morgan]

Am I to take that as a no comment PH? 

[Dexter Morgan]

  And the band played on. 

[tallulahdahling]

dude you used to have better lyrics than that...at least you could sing about gramma or some damn train...and put a little bit in there about your truck or something...

[Dexter Morgan]