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Ghost of Jaco

#930
May 01, 2009, 10:23:59 AM
As written:
Amendment 1 - Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression. Ratified 12/15/1791. Note

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.


As read by the "Leftist zealots":

Amendment 1 - Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression. Ratified 12/15/1791. Note

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or, with the exception of political speech 60 days before an election,  abridging the freedom of speech, unless it's conservative commentators, or of the press, except for conservative publications; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, unless it's citizens holding a tea party, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

"I contend that we are both religious. I just believe in one more god than you do. When you understand why you believe that a spontaneous "big bang" created all of time, space, and matter out of nothing, you will understand why I believe in a creator." -GoJ

Exterminator

#931
May 01, 2009, 10:26:06 AM
GoJ drops in to offer some douche-baggery!
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#932
May 01, 2009, 10:38:21 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on May 01, 2009, 10:26:06 AM
GoJ drops in to offer some douche-baggery!

and I LOVE IT!!!... :yes:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#933
May 01, 2009, 10:42:43 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on May 01, 2009, 10:38:21 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on May 01, 2009, 10:26:06 AM
GoJ drops in to offer some douche-baggery!

and I LOVE IT!!!... :yes:

Who wants to see my best surprised look?
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#934
May 01, 2009, 10:50:25 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on May 01, 2009, 10:42:43 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on May 01, 2009, 10:38:21 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on May 01, 2009, 10:26:06 AM
GoJ drops in to offer some douche-baggery!

and I LOVE IT!!!... :yes:

Who wants to see my best surprised look?
:clap:..I do! I do!
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

pariann

#935
May 01, 2009, 10:51:00 AM
Yeah....c'mere, let me see it.
Looks like I've come full circle.

Exterminator

#936
May 01, 2009, 10:54:54 AM
Quote from: pariann on May 01, 2009, 10:51:00 AM
Yeah....c'mere, let me see it.

Surprise me!    :icon_twisted:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Ghost of Jaco

#937
May 01, 2009, 11:44:04 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on May 01, 2009, 10:26:06 AM
GoJ drops in to offer some douche-baggery re-ality!

Fixed! ;)
"I contend that we are both religious. I just believe in one more god than you do. When you understand why you believe that a spontaneous "big bang" created all of time, space, and matter out of nothing, you will understand why I believe in a creator." -GoJ

Exterminator

#938
May 01, 2009, 12:21:07 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Jaco on May 01, 2009, 11:44:04 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on May 01, 2009, 10:26:06 AM
GoJ drops in to offer some douche-baggery re-ality!

Fixed! ;)

Perhaps that's your version of  reality, but my copy of the Constitution doesn't say that.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#939
May 01, 2009, 12:28:45 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on May 01, 2009, 12:21:07 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Jaco on May 01, 2009, 11:44:04 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on May 01, 2009, 10:26:06 AM
GoJ drops in to offer some douche-baggery re-ality!

Fixed! ;)

Perhaps that's your version of  reality, but my copy of the Consitution doesn't say that.

neither so my copy....but that SEEMS to be the interpretation by the liberals...but then again I CAN SPELL ... CONSTITUTION.. :yes: :razz:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#940
May 01, 2009, 12:33:23 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on May 01, 2009, 12:28:45 PM
neither so my copy....but that SEEMS to be the interpretation by the liberals...but then again I CAN SPELL ... CONSTITUTION.. :yes: :razz:

And yet, you still can't quite conjugate the verb 'be'; puzzling.

(and if you want to criticize others on spelling and grammar when they make typos, you might want to avoid sentences like, 'neither so my copy')
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#941
May 01, 2009, 12:35:42 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on May 01, 2009, 12:33:23 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on May 01, 2009, 12:28:45 PM
neither so my copy....but that SEEMS to be the interpretation by the liberals...but then again I CAN SPELL ... CONSTITUTION.. :yes: :razz:

And yet, you still can't quite conjugate the verb 'be'; puzzling.

(and if you want to criticize others on spelling and grammar when they make typos, you might want to avoid sentences like, 'neither so my copy')

:rant:.....I KNEW this would bite me in the ass..... ;D ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#942
May 01, 2009, 12:36:48 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on May 01, 2009, 12:35:42 PM
:rant:.....I KNEW this would bite me in the ass..... ;D ;D

LMAO!
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

me

#943
May 01, 2009, 04:34:05 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Jaco on May 01, 2009, 10:23:59 AM
As written:
Amendment 1 - Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression. Ratified 12/15/1791. Note

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.


As read by the "Leftist zealots":

Amendment 1 - Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression. Ratified 12/15/1791. Note

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or, with the exception of political speech 60 days before an election,  abridging the freedom of speech, unless it's conservative commentators, or of the press, except for conservative publications; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, unless it's citizens holding a tea party, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.


:biggrin:  :thumbsup:
Trump 2020

LOsborne

#944
May 01, 2009, 06:28:19 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Jaco on May 01, 2009, 10:23:59 AM
Amendment 1 - Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression. Ratified 12/15/1791. Note

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or, with the exception of political speech 60 days before an election,  abridging the freedom of speech, unless it's conservative commentators, or of the press, except for conservative publications; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, unless it's citizens holding a tea party, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

I gotta ask ... which one of you poor hard-done-by conservative activists weren't allowed to campaign for your candidate 60 days before the election? Which conservative commentators are suffering under a gag order? Which conservative publication was shut down (outside of the scores going belly-up from declining circulation and rising costs --but that doesn't apply to conservative rags only?) And which of you weren't allowed to attend a tea party? I must have missed all that while I was busy working for a living.
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