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Henry Hawk

#480
August 01, 2008, 08:35:25 AM
Quote from: dan foster on July 31, 2008, 10:30:49 PM
They are obviously retarded with no "human" reasoning left in their heads

"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#481
August 01, 2008, 12:20:54 PM
Quote from: dan foster on July 31, 2008, 10:30:49 PM
Seems to me, the couple just like sex, a lot, and have found a divine justification for the "parting of the legs" on a routine basis. 

Which leads to one of the three classifications of orgasms, the religious, where the woman is screaming, "oh god, oh god!"

The second is the maternal orgasm where the woman is screaming, "oh baby, oh baby."

The third, of course, is the fake orgasm in which the woman is screaming, "oh Henry, oh Henry."

:biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Exterminator

#482
August 01, 2008, 12:22:25 PM
Quote from: dan foster on July 31, 2008, 10:30:49 PM
...the term "the wrong folks are having the most kids" certainly seems apropos.

The fittest and most resourceful have fewer kids while the least fit and least resourceful have more.  Aren't we a clever species; we've outsmarted evolution!
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#483
August 01, 2008, 12:42:47 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on August 01, 2008, 12:20:54 PM
Which leads to one of the three classifications of orgasms, the religious, where the woman is screaming, "oh god, oh god!"

The second is the maternal orgasm where the woman is screaming, "oh baby, oh baby."

The third, of course, is the fake orgasm in which the woman is screaming, "oh Henry, oh Henry."

:biggrin:

;D

ha ha wise ass...  ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#484
August 01, 2008, 01:05:49 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on August 01, 2008, 12:42:47 PM
ha ha wise ass...  ;D

You know you're going to use it.   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

dan foster

#485
August 01, 2008, 09:51:35 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on August 01, 2008, 12:20:54 PM
Which leads to one of the three classifications of orgasms, the religious, where the woman is screaming, "oh god, oh god!"

The second is the maternal orgasm where the woman is screaming, "oh baby, oh baby."

The third, of course, is the fake orgasm in which the woman is screaming, "oh Henry, oh Henry."

:biggrin:
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

dan foster

#486
August 01, 2008, 09:52:54 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on August 01, 2008, 12:22:25 PM
The fittest and most resourceful have fewer kids while the least fit and least resourceful have more.  Aren't we a clever species; we've outsmarted evolution!

Yes, outsmarted in a grand scheme of de-evolution; D-E-V-O.
"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

pariann

#487
September 22, 2008, 09:12:46 AM
:mad:   I'm perfectly fit, thank you very much.  And my 7 kids will tell you the same. :mad:
Looks like I've come full circle.

Exterminator

#488
September 23, 2008, 11:13:45 AM
Are you familiar with the difference between generalities and specifics?
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Locutus

#489
September 26, 2008, 06:05:37 PM
One needs to look no farther than here to see why Gawd sucks.  I found this in another venue.

Quote from: Church LadyGeorge Bush and his administration has done more for America in the past 8 years than any other President in history to help bring about the rapture. And for this I want to that him and the Republicans. George Bush was elected because my God needed him as his instrument here on Earth to bring about his second coming. We only have 4 months left in George's administration, I hope to God he can get all of God's work done in this time so the Lord can come back.

:eek:

I just wonder if she was serious or posting in jest. 
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Sandy Eggo

#490
September 26, 2008, 06:16:55 PM
To think she may have been serious is extremely disturbing.
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Locutus

#491
September 26, 2008, 07:10:28 PM
Quote from: Church LadyYes i'm serious! The republican party is the party of GOD! They know that things have to get to the worst possible point and to let Satan run wild and do as he will with our country. Only in this way can the Lord step in and save us! Our President and his party has done the rightious thing by allowing things to unravel and go to pot! They understand what God wants, unlike the UnGodly Democrats!

:eek:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

me

#492
September 26, 2008, 07:20:01 PM
I'm afraid thats a little far out even for me.   :confused:
Trump 2020

dan foster

#493
September 26, 2008, 08:19:10 PM
"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

Sandy Eggo

#494
September 26, 2008, 09:14:44 PM
I kinda think it's humorous that she thinks that the Republican party is a party of god. :biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous
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