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Started by Locutus, January 30, 2013, 11:52:04 AM

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Locutus

#450
July 28, 2016, 10:06:54 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 27, 2016, 07:55:19 PM
One morning I was on the Stevenson Expressway in Illinois on my way to the salt mine, (I-55 to the non-idigioness homo sapiens), and was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic that was moving short distances and stopping; repeating endlessly. . . In other words, normal traffic in Chicago.

I noticed a nice Jaguar coming up through the fray in the center lane on my left, and as luck would have it my lane came to a screeching halt. I looked in my side mirror to see the driver of that Jag using an electric razor, visor down in order to use the vanity mirror to view his progress as he rubbed the device across his face back and forth while making shaving faces. I giggled a bit then busted out laughing as he failed to notice his own lane had also come to a screeching halt and rammed that nice new Jag up the 6 of a hoopty that was just ahead of him.

Fucking idiots. Cell phones just provide more temptation to those that are already distracted without them.  :rolleyes: :mad:

I would have paid to have seen that.  ;D
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

#451
July 28, 2016, 07:24:47 PM
Quote from: Locutus on July 28, 2016, 10:06:54 AM
I would have paid to have seen that.  ;D

I wish the cell phones of today existed back then. I'd have had up close and personal footage to prove it!  :yes: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Locutus

#452
July 28, 2016, 07:39:09 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 28, 2016, 07:24:47 PM
I wish the cell phones of today existed back then. I'd have had up close and personal footage to prove it!  :yes: :biggrin:

:spooked:  :biggrin:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

#453
July 28, 2016, 08:23:07 PM
Quote from: Locutus on July 28, 2016, 07:39:09 PM
:spooked:  :biggrin:

Hey I was stopped in bumper to bumper traffic. . . And eventually so was he!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#454
July 28, 2016, 09:05:18 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 28, 2016, 08:23:07 PM
Hey I was stopped in bumper to bumper traffic. . . And eventually so was he!  :biggrin:
Sounds like your stop was a bit softer than his for sure.  :yes: :biggrin:
Trump 2020

Palehorse

#455
July 29, 2016, 07:09:54 PM
Well. . . he did get some custom body and fender work!  :tiphat:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#456
July 29, 2016, 11:33:10 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 29, 2016, 07:09:54 PM
Well. . . he did get some custom body and fender work!  :tiphat:
:biggrin:
Trump 2020

Palehorse

#457
July 30, 2016, 02:55:59 PM
 :flurries: :snowbl: :flurries: :snowbl: :flurries: :thinksnow: :LIS: :snowball: :cold: :snowman: :snow:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Locutus

#458
July 30, 2016, 03:00:39 PM
:devil29:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

me

#459
July 30, 2016, 04:36:28 PM
Trump 2020

me

#460
July 30, 2016, 04:37:48 PM
Quote from: Locutus on July 30, 2016, 03:00:39 PM
:devil29:
We'll have none of that either.  :thubb:
Trump 2020

Palehorse

#461
July 30, 2016, 04:44:12 PM
Quote from: me on July 30, 2016, 04:37:48 PM
We'll have none of that either.  :thubb:

Step outside. Too late. . .
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#462
July 30, 2016, 05:10:37 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 30, 2016, 04:44:12 PM
Step outside. Too late. . .
Rather have this than what you're posting any day...  :yes:
Trump 2020

Palehorse

#463
July 30, 2016, 06:03:08 PM
Quote from: me on July 30, 2016, 05:10:37 PM
Rather have this than what you're posting any day...  :yes:

I am the exact opposite.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Locutus

#464
July 30, 2016, 06:16:25 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 30, 2016, 06:03:08 PM
I am the exact opposite.

Well you won't have too much longer to wait since Monday is August 1st. 
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
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