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Started by Locutus, January 30, 2013, 11:52:04 AM

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Locutus

January 30, 2013, 11:52:04 AM
A place for miscellaneous drive-by bitches that don't warrant their own thread.

One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Locutus

#1
January 30, 2013, 11:53:54 AM
Whistling ducks!!  :mad: :mad: :mad:  These fuckers were fighting in the back yard at 6:00 AM this morning.  Loud whistling, jumping up in the air, feathers flying.  :mad: :mad:  Worse than waking up to an alarm clock. 

The most annoying species of duck ever!

One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Bo D

#2
January 30, 2013, 12:22:13 PM
Maple-Glazed Duck Breasts

Ingredients:

Duck breasts, sliced in cubes with the grain of the muscle

Pepper

8 tbsp. maple syrup

8 tbsp. (1 stick) of butter, melted

Instructions:

1. Cube duck breasts and thread onto skewers. Season liberally with pepper.

2. Mix together maple syrup and melted butter. Brush mixture onto skewered duck.

3. Grill until medium rare, basting regularly. Be careful not to overcook.

:biggrin:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Locutus

#3
January 30, 2013, 12:23:16 PM
LMFAO!!!  :rotfl:

PERFECT response!!   :biggrin: :biggrin:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

libby

#4
January 30, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
We have a problem with Canadian geese here in Northern Virginia. They are so graceful and beautiful ... until ... you decide to take a walk and -- I used to walk through a nice retirement community  -- beautiful place -- wide sidewalks, perfect place to walk, but I kept wondering what kind of people would walk their dogs and let them poop on the sidewalks and not clean it up. Was stunned to find it was the geese. There's a pond in the community also and they can be seen walking with their young -- charmng, until you -- uh, oh -- watch out! Too late  :rant:
All of life is a process of testing and initiation, always preparing for a higher level of consciousness -- and illumination. -- John Horn

Palehorse

#5
February 02, 2013, 11:21:52 PM
When I see them they're usually doing this:

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

followsthewolf

#6
February 03, 2013, 08:05:31 AM
My place of employment is a wildlife sanctuary, and we have, literally, thousands of them.

It's a virtual minefield, iffen ya know whut ah mean.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

libby

#7
February 03, 2013, 10:40:35 AM
Quote from: followsthewolf on February 03, 2013, 08:05:31 AM
My place of employment is a wildlife sanctuary, and we have, literally, thousands of them.

It's a virtual minefield, iffen ya know whut ah mean.
:lol:  Ah do!
All of life is a process of testing and initiation, always preparing for a higher level of consciousness -- and illumination. -- John Horn

duke jupiter

#8
February 03, 2013, 06:30:30 PM
Quote from: libby on February 03, 2013, 10:40:35 AM
    :lol:  Ah do!


Poop is Poop!

;D

Best regards,
Duke (knee deep) Jupiter
Watch out for Goofy!

followsthewolf

#9
February 04, 2013, 09:45:50 AM
Profound revelation.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Locutus

#10
February 06, 2013, 05:21:46 PM
Websites that automatically play audio or video immediately upon landing on the site.  :mad: :mad: :mad:

I hate that! 
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

followsthewolf

#11
February 06, 2013, 06:04:44 PM
I totally agree.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Sandy Eggo

#12
February 09, 2013, 06:20:00 PM
My biggest gripe? People who volunteer to help with something and never follow through. WTH is wrong with those people?
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Locutus

#13
February 09, 2013, 10:44:01 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on February 09, 2013, 06:20:00 PM
My biggest gripe? People who volunteer to help with something and never follow through. WTH is wrong with those people?

There is a large segment of the population who do that, both on in volunteer situation, and in a paid work situation.  I'm of a mind that if you don't want to do something that I ask you to do, either on a volunteer basis or for remuneration, then simply say so.  Don't beat around the bush, say you're going to do it, and then 3 or 4 weeks later I find that it hasn't been done, and you're now avoiding my phone calls.  It's far easier just to say no straight out of the gate, but I guess some can't seem to do that.
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

#14
February 17, 2013, 01:20:38 PM
 :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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