The Drive-by Bitch

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[Palehorse]

Why does every single country song on today's radio have to mention whiskey at least once, and drinking at least twice? 🙄

[Locutus]

Why does every single country song on today's radio have to mention whiskey at least once, and drinking at least twice? 🙄

Because

[Palehorse]

"Whatayah say now Jackass? That's known as trouble with the curve." - Clint Eastwood in "Trouble With The Curve".

My favorite line in that movie. Karma comes home, and brings dessert! 

[Locutus]

Speaking of curves, bad drivers really suck!

Bitching about them today!   

[me]

Speaking of curves, bad drivers really suck!

Bitching about them today!   

I didn't encounter any today since I didn't go out but yesterday was a different story.

[Locutus]

I encounter them every damn day! 

[Henry Hawk]

I encounter them every damn day! 

Same here...

[Purplelady1040]

Speaking of curves, bad drivers really suck!

Bitching about them today!   

Locutus, one day I was going on some errands and saw a lady putting on makeup, smoking a cigarette, drinking coffee, on her cell phone and reading paper all while she was driving. She would switch hands to take turns doing these things. She was all over the road.

[Locutus]

Locutus, one day I was going on some errands and saw a lady putting on makeup, smoking a cigarette, drinking coffee, on her cell phone and reading paper all while she was driving. She would switch hands to take turns doing these things. She was all over the road.

[me]

Locutus, one day I was going on some errands and saw a lady putting on makeup, smoking a cigarette, drinking coffee, on her cell phone and reading paper all while she was driving. She would switch hands to take turns doing these things. She was all over the road.

I used to work with a lady who would put her eye makeup on while driving to the office if she was running late. The only reason we found out she did that was because she hit a bump and got mascara on her cheek one morning and had to wait 'til she got to work to get it off. She's darn lucky she didn't stab herself in the eye.

[Palehorse]

One morning I was on the Stevenson Expressway in Illinois on my way to the salt mine, (I-55 to the non-idigioness homo sapiens), and was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic that was moving short distances and stopping; repeating endlessly. . . In other words, normal traffic in Chicago.

I noticed a nice Jaguar coming up through the fray in the center lane on my left, and as luck would have it my lane came to a screeching halt. I looked in my side mirror to see the driver of that Jag using an electric razor, visor down in order to use the vanity mirror to view his progress as he rubbed the device across his face back and forth while making shaving faces. I giggled a bit then busted out laughing as he failed to notice his own lane had also come to a screeching halt and rammed that nice new Jag up the 6 of a hoopty that was just ahead of him.

Fucking idiots. Cell phones just provide more temptation to those that are already distracted without them.