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Started by Bratalie, September 22, 2006, 09:35:03 AM

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fireguy

well, grinnin' grumpy in better then stomping around grumpy...
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~vxn~

and both are better than nausea grumpy. 
don't threaten me with a good time.

FSU CLASS OF 1971


Bo D

GREAT TITS......

I was cleaning up after dinner last night and the TV was on in the other room. I had on Animal Planet, but I heard the announcer talking about Great Tits. I nearly fell trying to get to the TV to see what he was talking about.

http://www.garden-birds.co.uk/birds/greattit.htm
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

~vxn~

i am going to kick my surgeon in the biscuits.  yes, indeed.  look out, marky... you better fix me.  :icon_evil:
don't threaten me with a good time.

FSU CLASS OF 1971

Two questions. :'( :'( :'(What are you referring to when you say biscuits(even though I have a good idea)? and what did your surgeon do to you sweetness?

fireguy

Quote from: ~vxn~ on April 25, 2007, 10:59:37 AM
and both are better than nausea grumpy. 

I can give medicine for the nausea part. Come to think of it, I can give medicine for the grumpy part, too!
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~vxn~

he's making me drink oral contrast tomorrow for a CAT scan.  (tomorrow... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)  i can handle the IV contrast... but i can't drink things that are not pleasant.  not a gagger... but i will be a puker tomorrow... (i've felt sickly for a few days straight now...)

well get over here, fireguy.   :-[ i'm both.  (if by grumpy you mean p!st)

don't threaten me with a good time.

fireguy

I can do IVs, too, if that helps.... :)
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~vxn~

(forgot to clarify, biscuits are his.. uh... well... you know...)

no one's ever done my IV right.  well, maybe once.  i had a nurse try 7 times once before she gave up. 
don't threaten me with a good time.

fireguy

The hospital where I did my training had a limit of 2 tries, and then you were out.

I can't imagine you'd be that tough. I would think they stand right up and say "poke me."
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~vxn~

no, my viens look great, but they have stage fright.  (they always run the needle clean through to the other side...) 

i'd still rather chance bad IVs than drink contrast...
don't threaten me with a good time.

fireguy

sounds like bad technique...
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~vxn~

yup.  and most of them have really crappy attitudes (just the kinda ppl you want poking you with a sharp object...).
don't threaten me with a good time.

fireguy

Yes. You clearly need me.
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