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Started by Bratalie, September 22, 2006, 09:35:03 AM

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~vxn~

lol.. come on over...  :o
don't threaten me with a good time.

fireguy

Oh my. I'm gonna need some mapquest help, I feel...
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~vxn~

probably.  i think my city has the third biggest harbor in the country.  just get on a boat.  lol...
don't threaten me with a good time.

fireguy

I'm kind of landlocked here....
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~vxn~

lol... long walk then? 

i better find my lucky going-to-the-hospital-for-torture skivvies to wear tomorrow... i really don't want to drink that cr@p.
don't threaten me with a good time.

fireguy

Looks like a 357 mile drive. I better leave now. Get your skivvies in place, I'll be there in a few hours.
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~vxn~

that's pretty far.  bring your lucky pair, too... i need all the help i can get. 
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fireguy

I take my lucky pair everywhere I go.
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~vxn~

lmfao... omg.  lol...

oh, boy...

mind in the gutter. 
don't threaten me with a good time.

fireguy

what are the hospital skivvies? out of curiosity...
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~vxn~

royal blue bikini.  covers what the hospital gowns don't.  lol... i can't think of a time i wore them that i wasn't at the hospital.
don't threaten me with a good time.

fireguy

wow, scrub skivvies. Interesting.
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~vxn~

lol... 

i also wear a fresh new pair of hanes ankle socks. 

i have strange habits.
don't threaten me with a good time.

fireguy

I'm sure they appreciate your thoughtfulness. I was just happy in the ER if the person had bathed sometime in the previous days....
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~vxn~

eww.  there are a lot of tragically unwashed ppl around here.  i can't go more than 24 hours... there are days i've taken 2 showers.  cannot be dirty.  well, i can, but not in a cleanliness way...
don't threaten me with a good time.