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~Daisy~

#1590
April 06, 2007, 01:50:49 PM
I've been declawed...
If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
--Timothy Leary

Palehorse

#1591
April 06, 2007, 02:34:59 PM
 :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

~vxn~

#1592
April 06, 2007, 03:54:03 PM
 :yes:
don't threaten me with a good time.

Palehorse

#1593
April 08, 2007, 09:06:42 AM
Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly.
Go to a lake of fire and fry; won't see 'em again until the fourth of July!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

sally

#1594
April 08, 2007, 10:23:01 AM
Quote from: ~Daisy~ on April 06, 2007, 01:50:49 PM
I've been declawed...

never and I dare someone to try  :yes:
It just feels right

Bo D

#1595
April 24, 2007, 04:27:54 PM
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

~vxn~

#1596
April 24, 2007, 05:08:56 PM
this is the only thread i should ever post in. 

lol...

that joke was great, bo...
don't threaten me with a good time.

Sunny

#1597
April 24, 2007, 11:53:22 PM
took me a while...but that made me laugh out loud when I figured it out.

Sandy Eggo

#1598
April 25, 2007, 01:05:23 AM
LMAO me too...at least I'm not alone. LOL
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

pariann

#1599
April 25, 2007, 05:23:35 AM
My mind must run in different circles than you two ladies, LOL, I figured it out immediately. :eek:
Looks like I've come full circle.

damfast

#1600
April 25, 2007, 08:50:49 AM
good one.

darn rain.

i need chocolate
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

fireguy

#1601
April 25, 2007, 08:55:47 AM
I concur on chocolate.
Something witty and relevant.

damfast

#1602
April 25, 2007, 09:07:51 AM
aha! found Ferrero Rocher in drawer, happy now.

but still grumpy today.  I hate grumpy days. 

It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

fireguy

#1603
April 25, 2007, 09:12:19 AM
What gets rid of the grumpy? There must be something...
Something witty and relevant.

damfast

#1604
April 25, 2007, 09:50:54 AM
wel-l-l-l-l,

nah you're married.  But the thought made me feel better.

(still grumpy tho, just grinnin grumpy)
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
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