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fireguy

#1515
March 28, 2007, 03:37:52 PM
Yeah, that's no good.
Something witty and relevant.

~vxn~

#1516
March 28, 2007, 03:39:01 PM
the ground was soft.  didn't really hurt too bad... just didn't want to do it again.

i love climbing up.  lol...
don't threaten me with a good time.

fireguy

#1517
March 28, 2007, 03:41:09 PM
We had a class where you learned to go down head first (for extreme emergencies, obviously). And one where you start out head first and then flip over. Not especially easy in gear, gloves, helmet and air-pack. My butt would have to be on fire before I gave that a shot in real-life!
Something witty and relevant.

~vxn~

#1518
March 28, 2007, 03:41:55 PM
hahaha... i'd pay good money to see that.   :icon_twisted:
don't threaten me with a good time.

Bo D

#1519
March 28, 2007, 04:42:34 PM
Can't find the joke thread so I'll drop this here......

Irish Gas Station

Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is... "Top o' the mornin to ya".

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant. 

"They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"And what wouldya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.

"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant."Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

~vxn~

#1520
March 28, 2007, 04:50:03 PM
hahahaha.... terrible!  love it!  lol....
don't threaten me with a good time.

~vxn~

#1521
March 29, 2007, 11:14:13 AM
time for some photos... camera set up and hair will prolly be the hard parts... and make up... wear a little wear a lot?  will these end up black and white or color... or antique.....

AHHH.... thoughts racing around....

wardrobe'll be EASY. 
don't threaten me with a good time.

fireguy

#1522
March 29, 2007, 11:17:59 AM
a smile
Something witty and relevant.

~vxn~

#1523
March 29, 2007, 01:08:54 PM
or somethng that resembles one.  (i cannot smile.  i tried today.  visual aid in the dark room.)
don't threaten me with a good time.

fireguy

#1524
March 29, 2007, 01:25:44 PM
can't smile today, or can't smile in general?
Something witty and relevant.

~vxn~

#1525
March 29, 2007, 01:36:09 PM
i just don't do it when i need to... (for these d@mn pix...)
don't threaten me with a good time.

fireguy

#1526
March 29, 2007, 02:05:00 PM
You need a coach?
Something witty and relevant.

~vxn~

#1527
March 29, 2007, 03:23:30 PM
i think i might.  lol...
don't threaten me with a good time.

Palehorse

#1528
March 29, 2007, 05:15:44 PM
Better living through chemistry. . .  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

~vxn~

#1529
March 29, 2007, 05:46:48 PM
lmfao...

then i'd have to admit there's an actual problem...
don't threaten me with a good time.
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