Quote from: Sandy Eggo on October 18, 2010, 09:03:17 PM
Oh wait! I've seen chickens peck at poop :spooked:
Perhaps the self appointed know-it-all has some advice on how to deal w/poultry. ;D
I have seen them peck the undigested corn out of a pile of cow shit and eat it. I have seen my personally owned chickens eat worms, bugs, slugs and many other thing that crawled though the green grass in my back yard. They would ever eat the nice fresh new sprigs of grass, especially in the spring. But never seen them eat the shit you are talking about. My you have lived such a sheltered life. I'll bet you never owned a chicken or even been in a chicken house.
But even you could tell the difference between the free range chicken eggs than ones that came from a chicken raised in a small cage eating soybean gruel. The free range eggs with an yellow standing tall and a golden yellow almost orange, the caged chicken egg with the yellow almost as white and the white and laying flat.
No, you don't have to be a know it all, you just have to experience life and get your head out of you arse. :biggrin: :yes: :yes:
All of us eat shit every day. The government allows a certain amount in our food, But this self appointed person will tell you to wash your chicken and cook it well done. Because if it came from a store and you didn't kill and dress yourself, it's got shit on it. :biggrin: :biggrin: :thumbsup:
Troll, I've been posting in this forum for about 5+ years, before that I posted in a forum w/many of the folks here. I've posted a few times about my background. It's here if your're interested, so I'm not going to go into detail now.
I grew up on a farm. We raised our own meat, including chickens, we had a dairy cow and we grew and canned fruits and vegetables. We had beef, pork, and chicken. We even had guinea fowl, ducks and geese, but mom wouldn't kill those. I've milked, fed, shoveled, put up hay, gathered eggs, tilled and hoed (we didn't have a gas powered tiller), planted, weeded, plucked and cleaned chickens. I couldn't bring myself to shoot an animal, but I target practiced w/the fellas and I was a pretty good shot. We even had a pen of hunting dogs, who weren't pets and couldn't be treated like pets, but they got better food that the regular mutts. I've eaten wild turkey, squirrel, rabbit, bear, pheasant, deer and snake. All from the woods.
I know about food. I also know about the humane treatment of animals and people who are worse than animals.
Maybe you should stick to subjects you know something about. I'm not one of them.
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on October 20, 2010, 09:46:15 AM
Troll, I've been posting in this forum for about 5+ years, before that I posted in a forum w/many of the folks here. I've posted a few times about my background. It's here if your're interested, so I'm not going to go into detail now.
I grew up on a farm. We raised our own meat, including chickens, we had a dairy cow and we grew and canned fruits and vegetables. We had beef, pork, and chicken. We even had guinea fowl, ducks and geese, but mom wouldn't kill those. I've milked, fed, shoveled, put up hay, gathered eggs, tilled and hoed (we didn't have a gas powered tiller), planted, weeded, plucked and cleaned chickens. I couldn't bring myself to shoot an animal, but I target practiced w/the fellas and I was a pretty good shot. We even had a pen of hunting dogs, who weren't pets and couldn't be treated like pets, but they got better food that the regular mutts. I've eaten wild turkey, squirrel, rabbit, bear, pheasant, deer and snake. All from the woods.
I know about food. I also know about the humane treatment of animals and people who are worse than animals.
Maybe you should stick to subjects you know something about. I'm not one of them.
:smitten:
If you weren't a Duke fan, I would throw you a kiss.
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on October 20, 2010, 09:46:15 AM
Troll, I've been posting in this forum for about 5+ years, before that I posted in a forum w/many of the folks here. I've posted a few times about my background. It's here if your're interested, so I'm not going to go into detail now.
I grew up on a farm. We raised our own meat, including chickens, we had a dairy cow and we grew and canned fruits and vegetables. We had beef, pork, and chicken. We even had guinea fowl, ducks and geese, but mom wouldn't kill those. I've milked, fed, shoveled, put up hay, gathered eggs, tilled and hoed (we didn't have a gas powered tiller), planted, weeded, plucked and cleaned chickens. I couldn't bring myself to shoot an animal, but I target practiced w/the fellas and I was a pretty good shot. We even had a pen of hunting dogs, who weren't pets and couldn't be treated like pets, but they got better food that the regular mutts. I've eaten wild turkey, squirrel, rabbit, bear, pheasant, deer and snake. All from the woods.
I know about food. I also know about the humane treatment of animals and people who are worse than animals.
Maybe you should stick to subjects you know something about. I'm not one of them.
Well, we have a Miss Know It ALL. Who can't kill what she eats. But can go around and call someone a redneck, inbreed hillbilly who can. Well Missy if you were a man and you were in arms length you would not get by with it. For all of your so called experience you don't know your asshole from a hole in in the ground. I have never seen someone like you, who could write such a big check you big ugly mouth, that your big ass can't cash.
Your one of those 21ST century women who want to be in control in a mans world with your big mouth. But when it come to back up your mouth, you want to hide behind your womanhood. You certainly found a place for yourself in the Human Resources, the anal opening in a large corporation. I think the way the business are cutting back. I think they could do away the Human Resources department and save a lot of money and would not be missed at all.
I have lived in this world 73 years and you "new world" women are not pretty or nice. Ugly to the bone. As long as you live, Sara Palin, Machell Bachman, Christine O'Donnell, Sherron Angle and Ann Colt er will never die or be forgotten.
:trustme: :yes: :yes:
Quote from: The Troll on October 20, 2010, 11:18:29 AM
Well, we have a Miss Know It ALL. Who can't kill what she eats. But can go around and call someone a redneck, inbreed hillbilly who can. Well Missy if you were a man and you were in arms length you would not get by with it. For all of your so called experience you don't know your asshole from a hole in in the ground. I have never seen someone like you, who could write such a big check you big ugly mouth, that your big ass can't cash.
Your one of those 21ST century women who want to be in control in a mans world with your big mouth. But when it come to back up your mouth, you want to hide behind your womanhood. You certainly found a place for yourself in the Human Resources, the anal opening in a large corporation. I think the way the business are cutting back. I think they could do away the Human Resources department and save a lot of money and would not be missed at all.
I have lived in this world 73 years and you "new world" women are not pretty or nice. Ugly to the bone. As long as you live, Sara Palin, Machell Bachman, Christine O'Donnell, Sherron Angle and Ann Colt er will never die or be forgotten.
:trustme: :yes: :yes:
That's the worst piece of fiction I have read all year long!
Troll posted:
" Well, we have a Miss Know It ALL. Who can't kill what she eats. But can go around and call someone a redneck, inbreed hillbilly who can. Well Missy if you were a man and you were in arms length you would not get by with it. For all of your so called experience you don't know your asshole from a hole in in the ground. I have never seen someone like you, who could write such a big check you big ugly mouth, that your big ass can't cash.
"Your one of those 21ST century women who want to be in control in a mans world with your big mouth. But when it come to back up your mouth, you want to hide behind your womanhood. You certainly found a place for yourself in the Human Resources, the anal opening in a large corporation. I think the way the business are cutting back. I think they could do away the Human Resources department and save a lot of money and would not be missed at all.
"I have lived in this world 73 years and you "new world" women are not pretty or nice. Ugly to the bone. As long as you live, Sara Palin, Machell Bachman, Christine O'Donnell, Sherron Angle and Ann Colt er will never die or be forgotten."
Man, talk about low self-esteem.
Always have to be just as nasty as can be.
Reminds me of an elementary playground retort.
No matter how many toys you buy, Troll, you'll never buy any class.
Wolfie :wolf: what would you know about class, you haven't impressed me from when I first came into the Zone, the first week, with your smart mouth and your vast knowledge and mastery of the English language. It didn't empress then and it doesn't now. I am so sick of people who can call names, insult and think they can get by with because they are so smart and college educated, a white collar, salary job. Maybe with some people their place in life might matter, but not me. I may have had a job most people and women wouldn't or couldn't do. I made more money than most of them. Give me money over class any day. Like I said before, your dealing with White Trash, inbreed, redneck, hillbilly who's cruel and just plain mean with money and could care what you think or anyone else thinks. It sure doesn't put any money in the bank.
For you to put in your 2 cents worth of bullshit and trying to prove your man hood in protecting the poor women who have big mouths and no life experiences. You can :kissit: :kiss:
Yet another candidate for a brain donation.
Quote from: The Troll on October 20, 2010, 04:08:55 PM
Wolfie :wolf: what would you know about class, you haven't impressed me from when I first came into the Zone, the first week, with your smart mouth and your vast knowledge and mastery of the English language. It didn't empress then and it doesn't now. I am so sick of people who can call names, insult and think they can get by with because they are so smart and college educated, a white collar, salary job. Maybe with some people their place in life might matter, but not me. I may have had a job most people and women wouldn't or couldn't do. I made more money than most of them. Give me money over class any day. Like I said before, your dealing with White Trash, inbreed, redneck, hillbilly who's cruel and just plain mean with money and could care what you think or anyone else thinks. It sure doesn't put any money in the bank.
For you to put in your 2 cents worth of bullshit and trying to prove your man hood in protecting the poor women who have big mouths and no life experiences. You can :kissit: :kiss:
You on the rag or something?
For somebody who dishes it out on a sometimes hourly basis, you sure do have thin skin!
Quote from: The Troll on October 20, 2010, 04:08:55 PM
Wolfie :wolf: what would you know about class, you haven't impressed me from when I first came into the Zone, the first week, with your smart mouth and your vast knowledge and mastery of the English language. It didn't empress then and it doesn't now. I am so sick of people who can call names, insult and think they can get by with because they are so smart and college educated, a white collar, salary job. Maybe with some people their place in life might matter, but not me. I may have had a job most people and women wouldn't or couldn't do. I made more money than most of them. Give me money over class any day. Like I said before, your dealing with White Trash, inbreed, redneck, hillbilly who's cruel and just plain mean with money and could care what you think or anyone else thinks. It sure doesn't put any money in the bank.
For you to put in your 2 cents worth of bullshit and trying to prove your man hood in protecting the poor women who have big mouths and no life experiences. You can :kissit: :kiss:
Like I said.
Low self-esteem. No class.
Your response just reinforces my point.
A wannabe.
Quote from: followsthewolf on October 20, 2010, 04:23:52 PM
Like I said.
Low self-esteem. No class.
Your response just reinforces my point.
A wannabe.
:finger01: Asshole,
Quote from: The Troll on October 20, 2010, 11:18:29 AM
Well, we have a Miss Know It ALL. Who... many examples of chest-beating, self-pity, territory marking, limited vocabulary, and unwitting self-embarrassment... will never die or be forgotten.
Well damn. I just checked the votes on the Laughably Brainless contest. I'm still leading, but barely. Somebody entered the post referenced above, and after only six hours, it is within twenty votes of my entry. Which one of you did it? 'fess up.
:angel:
Quote from: Palehorse on October 20, 2010, 04:12:28 PM
You on the rag or something?
For somebody who dishes it out on a sometimes hourly basis, you sure do have thin skin!
I will remember that, Palehorse. Next time you want votes for your adorable grandson, you can go fish. Well ... maybe not. He is awfully cute, even if his lineage is tainted with a berry-grabbing sneak.
Quote from: LOsborne on October 20, 2010, 06:32:09 PM
I will remember that, Palehorse. Next time you want votes for your adorable grandson, you can go fish. Well ... maybe not. He is awfully cute, even if his lineage is tainted with a berry-grabbing sneak.
I'm innocent I tell yah! :angel:
Quote from: The Troll on October 20, 2010, 06:27:59 PM
Not really, just sick of the ragging some people do. The little brained ones who think their :treehug: PETA connection is the only thing and the Nags that nag and nag and nag. Naggers. Other than that NO. :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :bliss: :bliss: :bliss: GO AMERICA :4th3: :tiphat:
Quote from: Palehorse on October 20, 2010, 06:36:40 PM
I'm innocent I tell yah! :angel:
We'll see. If you have berry stained lips on Saturday, you'll have a hard time convincing me.
Quote from: LOsborne on October 20, 2010, 06:50:15 PM
We'll see. If you have berry stained lips on Saturday, you'll have a hard time convincing me.
:biggrin: :angel:
Quote from: The Troll on October 20, 2010, 11:18:29 AM
I've never lived away from a small town in Indiana. Anyone who has lived elsewhere is an asshole.
I never bothered to use any of the money I earned to get an education. Toys were WAY more important. Anyone who put education above impressing their friends is an asshole.
I spent my entire life with Ford Motor company doing physical labor that anyone can do. People who have better jobs and actually use their brains to work are assholes.
I'm a 72 year old man. Anyone younger is an asshole.
I'm a man. Anyone who isn't is an asshole.
I torture dogs and I'm willing to kill one for no good reason like my friends. Anyone who doesn't understand that is an asshole.
I dish it out, but anyone who gives it back is an asshole.
:trustme: :yes: :yes:
Summed it up for you! Feel free to copy/paste and use it before you start your next rant. We've all read your same tired story over and over anyway, so there's no use retyping it.
Quote from: LOsborne on October 20, 2010, 06:20:04 PM
Well damn. I just checked the votes on the Laughably Brainless contest. I'm still leading, but barely. Somebody entered the post referenced above, and after only six hours, it is within twenty votes of my entry. Which one of you did it? 'fess up.
I did it :sneaky: I'm shooting for the grand prize. ;D
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on October 20, 2010, 07:31:13 PM
I did it :sneaky: I'm shooting for the grand prize. ;D
See Lolly! I told yah so! If there's berry stains on my lips Saturday, they'll be from the blackberries and strawberries I picked up at the store! :biggrin: :angel:
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on October 20, 2010, 07:31:13 PM
I did it :sneaky: I'm shooting for the grand prize. ;D
Well o-o-k-k-k-a-a-a-y-y-y then. Now we have a horse race.
It's kind of late in the week to try anything now, but come Monday, you just watch out, Ms. Mojo. Betcha I can make his head spin 360 degrees!
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on October 20, 2010, 07:29:00 PM
Summed it up for you! Feel free to copy/paste and use it before you start your next rant. We've all read your same tired story over and over anyway, so there's no use retyping it.
You know, when I first came on the Zone I have a run with a Blond, who I said in a joking way she must be high maintenance. Ohh all of the craziness. I found out for others she was nuts and stupid.
How did I handle her. I did to her what I am doing to you. I am writting you off. Nothing that comes out of you large smart mouth is worth my time. Bye Bye. No more talk talk.
All you had to do was leave me alone to begin with. I gave my opinion and you gave yours, but then you had to drag it out to other threads. I don't care if you talk to me. Why should I?
The Troll said:
"How did I handle her. I did to her what I am doing to you. I am writting you off. Nothing that comes out of you large smart mouth is worth my time. Bye Bye. No more talk talk."
The problem is that you think people need to be "handled." Self-centered, controlling point of view.
Handle situations, not people.
But, then, you are what you accuse others of being.
A know-it-all.
So you really know better, right?
If that's true, then you must be deliberately self-centered and abusive, instead of doing it accidentally.
Congratulations. You've perfected another "toy" which can amuse you and impress your friends.
And it doesn't even cost you any money. (shew)
Quote from: followsthewolf on October 20, 2010, 04:23:52 PM
Like I said.
Low self-esteem. No class.
Your response just reinforces my point.
A wannabe.
Genius :genius: Just what would I "wannbe". Sitting around with my genius :genius: friends playing poker and drinking. Wow! I "wannabe" you! Oh, God gave me some bright light. I "wannbe" Wolfie.
:bliss: I wannabe :wolf: :bliss: I wannabe :wolf: :bliss: I wannabe :wolf: :bliss:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :bsflag: :bsflag: :bsflag: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Nah.
Wrong again.
Never said you wannabe me.
You wannabe universally respected, but you don't have the credentials.
You thought money would be the ticket, but it isn't.
You thought being a tough old fart would do it, but it doesn't.
Bragging about what you have and what you have done would do it, but it doesn't.
Being a lot more thoughtful and less of a childish braggart would help.
Calling fewer names would help.
But, since you're 72 (as you are so fond of telling us) and have done so much (as you are so fond of telling us) and have so much (as you are fond of telling us), you aren't likely to change anything to get what you want.
So you'll always be a wannabe -- never getting that final recognition that you so deeply want.
And the only thing in the way is you.
Quote from: followsthewolf on October 21, 2010, 09:31:44 AM
Nah.
Wrong again.
Never said you wannabe me.
You wannabe universally respected, but you don't have the credentials.
You thought money would be the ticket, but it isn't.
You thought being a tough old fart would do it, but it doesn't.
Bragging about what you have and what you have done would do it, but it doesn't.
Being a lot more thoughtful and less of a childish braggart would help.
Calling fewer names would help.
But, since you're 72 (as you are so fond of telling us) and have done so much (as you are so fond of telling us) and have so much (as you are fond of telling us), you aren't likely to change anything to get what you want.
So you'll always be a wannabe -- never getting that final recognition that you so deeply want.
And the only thing in the way is you.
My your such a asshole. Who cares about getting the recognition your are always talking about. You know, it never bought me any happiness, friends, food, housing and heat which is need to live in this world. You sure did nothing to contribute to my life or well being in any way. You seem to have your head buried in your ass so deep, you surly have trouble breathing.
I have read your little small minded posts you put in the Zone from time to time. Hell, if I didn't know who you were I would think is was some retarded second grader. They were all short and stupid. The only time you write a long one, is when you ragging one the Troll. Sweetheart I don't give a damn what you think. I don't know how I can get through to your rock hard head :wall: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK AND A FEW OTHER PEOPLE THINK OF ME.
I waiting on tip toes for the next smart ass post from you, Wolfie :wolf: Have at it. You sure can't hurt someone who could care less what you have to say. :salute: :tiphat:
You know, I might believe you.
Except.
You keep coming back for more from people you don't care about.
If you really didn't care, you wouldn't even bother to reply.
Your own foolishness, stubbornness, and lack of self-esteem give you away every time.
You seek approval and one-upmanship on a continual basis.
FTW, you nailed it.... :wink: :yes:
CROW????
:biggrin:
I was just thinking that having this thread in the unmoderated section is going to leave us open to all kinds of....admissions or I guess observations in this case. :biggrin:
They should have changed the title to "whats the last thing you spewed" though! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
I guess I didn't get the inter-forum memo that today was "Pick on the Troll Day" so I wasn't able to think of anything that hasn't been covered already. I spent the afternoon trying to come up with some of his good qualities to counter his critics. So far I have:
1) The Troll has a cool avatar.
2)
Yes!!! that IS one cool avatar.... :yes:
Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on October 21, 2010, 04:32:15 PM
I guess I didn't get the inter-forum memo that today was "Pick on the Troll Day" so I wasn't able to think of anything that hasn't been covered already. I spent the afternoon trying to come up with some of his good qualities to counter his critics. So far I have:
1) The Troll has a cool avatar.
2)
1) The Troll has a cool avatar.
2) The Troll has an excellent command of the forum smileys. :biggrin:
3)
1) The Troll has a cool avatar.
2) The Troll has an excellent command of the forum smileys.
3) The Troll has some excellent recipes.
1) The Troll has a cool avatar.
2) The Troll has an excellent command of the forum smileys.
3) The Troll has some excellent recipes.
4) Even a broken clock is right twice a day, the Troll is right more often than that!
Quote from: followsthewolf on October 21, 2010, 02:32:33 PM
You know, I might believe you.
Except.
You keep coming back for more from people you don't care about.
If you really didn't care, you wouldn't even bother to reply.
Your own foolishness, stubbornness, and lack of self-esteem give you away every time.
You seek approval and one-upmanship on a continual basis.
If I shut up you would get the idea you won. You might be a smart person, with a wonderful education. But man you got nibshit problems. Who in hell ask you into my argument with someone who can handle herself. Hell, man she's a HR person. She fired and punished so many people she doesn't have blood in her veins. She might not kill an animal, but she sure cut your throat in a second if you were working for her and you crossed her. :trustme: I've seen the HR women in action. If should she lose her job, all she has to do is go to Lowes and they would love to have her. The Bastards.
Maybe if you, by chance let someone fight and stay out of it. Things might go smoother.
I hate to say it, but I am a good cook. I came from a long, long line of good Pennsylvania Dutch cooks and my grandma was one of the best. If you like some of my recipes. Try the one I told VXN about. The cauliflower soup. It's easy and cheap and so good.
Quote from: The Troll on October 21, 2010, 05:08:26 PM
If I shut up you would get the idea you won. You might be a smart person, with a wonderful education. But man you got nibshit problems. Who in hell ask you into my argument with someone who can handle herself. Hell, man she's a HR person. She fired and punished so many people she doesn't have blood in her veins. She might not kill an animal, but she sure cut your throat in a second if you were working for her and you crossed her. :trustme: I've seen the HR women in action. If should she lose her job, all she has to do is go to Lowes and they would love to have her. The Bastards.
If you don't want to talk to me, that's fine. I actually like it. But then you need to also leave me out of your lies.
Quote from: The Troll on October 21, 2010, 05:08:26 PM
Maybe if you, by chance let someone fight and stay out of it. Things might go smoother.
Yeah because you enjoy trying to bullying women so much more.
I thought of another one and added Troll's cooking abilities.
1) The Troll has a cool avatar.
2) The Troll has an excellent command of the forum smileys.
3) The Troll has some excellent recipes.
4) Even a broken clock is right twice a day, the Troll is right more often than that!
5) The Troll is not a Extraterrestrial Life Form intent on taking over the World
6) The Troll is a good cook
I think we are beginning to see that Troll has several good qualities!
Now, that list is one that is sure to impress his friends.
Quote from: followsthewolf on October 21, 2010, 05:22:38 PM
Now, that list is one that is sure to impress his friends.
Thank you friends, I am a true and loyal friend to my friends. But enemies NA, NA, NA, NA. I was getting a little low.
:fireworks: Thanks, :bow: :kiss: :hug: :yeah: :clap: :fireworks: :fireworks: :bliss: :bliss:
The Troll :4th4: :salute: :tiphat: :seeya2: :dark:
Quote from: The Troll on October 21, 2010, 05:35:32 PM
Thank you friends, I am a true and loyal friend to my friends. But enemies NA, NA, NA, NA. I was getting a little low.
:fireworks: Thanks, :bow: :kiss: :hug: :yeah: :clap: :fireworks: :fireworks: :bliss: :bliss:
The Troll :4th4: :salute: :tiphat: :seeya2: :dark:
Your hubris doesn't fool me Troll. I too have been around the big block a few times. . . :wink: :biggrin: :razz:
WOW
I'm just flabbergasted.
Zooooommmm.
:eek: :biggrin:
Quote from: followsthewolf on October 21, 2010, 05:39:59 PM
WOW
I'm just flabbergasted.
Zooooommmm.
:eek: :biggrin:
(http://www.seeklogo.com/images/M/Mazda_Zoom-logo-3D1A04D6F4-seeklogo.com.gif)
Quote from: followsthewolf on October 21, 2010, 05:39:59 PM
WOW
I'm just flabbergasted.
Zooooommmm.
:eek: :biggrin:
:biggrin:
Dang Lester I missed it too, the memo I mean. Story of my life, a day late and a dollar short every time. Unfortunately sometimes offline duty calls and ya just can't seem to get in on the fun stuff. :no: Oh well, I guess I could add to the good things about Troll list even though he's been pretty hard on me at times, well, all the time actually but what the heck.
1) The Troll has a cool avatar.
2) The Troll has an excellent command of the forum smileys.
3) The Troll has some excellent recipes.
4) Even a broken clock is right twice a day, the Troll is right more often than that!
5) The Troll is not a Extraterrestrial Life Form intent on taking over the World
6) The Troll is a good cook
7) Troll can tell some great stories.
Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on October 21, 2010, 04:32:15 PM
I guess I didn't get the inter-forum memo that today was "Pick on the Troll Day" so I wasn't able to think of anything that hasn't been covered already. I spent the afternoon trying to come up with some of his good qualities to counter his critics. So far I have:
1) The Troll has a cool avatar.
2)
Quote from: me on October 21, 2010, 06:55:37 PM
5) The Troll is not a Extraterrestrial Life Form intent on taking over the World
Are you sure? Upon what evidence do you base this conclusion? I agree he isn't one of the frighteningly cerebral, uncannily sneaky grays. But I see some reptilian qualities there.
Hey! Maybe we should ask him for suggestions about handling the growing chupacabra threat!
Quote from: LOsborne on October 21, 2010, 07:28:53 PM
Are you sure? Upon what evidence do you base this conclusion? I agree he isn't one of the frighteningly cerebral, uncannily sneaky grays. But I see some reptilian qualities there.
Hey! Maybe we should ask him for suggestions about handling the growing chupacabra threat!
Remember when I asked the Troll if he had ever worked with a shaper? He correctly replied back as to what the machine tool is used for. An ELF would think I was talking about the ability to change one's appearance. The ELF shaper is one that can change to look like a anything it wants, a human, animal, furniture, household appliances or if it feels threatened and wants to appear extremely frightening Lady Gaga. While they can take on the appearance of a bed bug, they cannot break the laws of physics, namely that mass cannot be created or destroyed. So if they were to change to look like a bed bug, it would be one big sucker.
Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on October 21, 2010, 07:42:20 PM
Remember when I asked the Troll if he had ever worked with a shaper? He correctly replied back as to what the machine tool is used for. An ELF would think I was talking about the ability to change one's appearance.
That's true. And since we know the Troll has absolutely no facility with internet search engines, or even a simple copy/paste operation, it is unlikely he looked it up. So, if not an ELF, perhaps a mutant? A product of diabolic genetic splicing, perpetrated by those dedicated to taking our natural world for their own incomprehensible (but certainly dishonorable) aims?
You guys are just bad.
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
:smile:
Quote from: Palehorse on October 21, 2010, 05:37:30 PM
Your hubris doesn't fool me Troll. I too have been around the big block a few times. . . :wink: :biggrin: :razz:
455 Chevy with dual 4's? :rolleyes: :wink: :smile:
Quote from: followsthewolf on October 21, 2010, 08:36:27 PM
You guys are just bad.
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
:smile:
And that's a
good thing, right?
The best.
Funny, too. :smile:
Quote from: LOsborne on October 21, 2010, 07:57:16 PM
That's true. And since we know the Troll has absolutely no facility with internet search engines, or even a simple copy/paste operation, it is unlikely he looked it up. So, if not an ELF, perhaps a mutant? A product of diabolic genetic splicing, perpetrated by those dedicated to taking our natural world for their own incomprehensible (but certainly dishonorable) aims?
Well we know for sure one thing about mutants, they all suffer chronic flatulence but that does us no good on a forum. If only we knew someone close to him.
Two of my co-workers are definitely mutants.
Or, at least, their flatus renders me mute (except for the retching, of course).
Quote from: LOsborne on October 21, 2010, 08:51:44 PM
Bite your tongue.
Yeah. I've done that, too.
What? That wasn't directed toward me?
Oops, sorry.
Never mind.
Move along.
Nothing to see here.
Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on October 21, 2010, 08:48:24 PM
Well we know for sure one thing about mutants, they all suffer chronic flatulence but that does us no good on a forum. If only we knew someone close to him.
Do HR persons fart or is that their breath? Uhggg. Uhggg. Because of poop that comes out of their mouths. :rotfl: :rotfl: :flap: :flap: :flap:
Quote from: followsthewolf on October 21, 2010, 08:53:15 PM
Two of my co-workers are definitely mutants.
Or, at least, their flatus renders me mute (except for the retching, of course).
Sounds like you need to get them to wear a pair of those Thunderpants with their patented charcoal filter to absorb annoying odors. Thunderpants are comfartable and muffle the embarrassing sound emissions of chronic flatulence.
Quote from: followsthewolf on October 21, 2010, 08:53:15 PM
Two of my co-workers are definitely mutants.
Or, at least, their flatus renders me mute (except for the retching, of course).
This is properly decorous response to inadvertent gaseous emissions by those in your proximity, according to Emily Post. I commend you on your gentility, FTW.
Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on October 21, 2010, 08:57:46 PM
Sounds like you need to get them to wear a pair of those Thunderpants with their patented charcoal filter to absorb annoying odors. Thunderpants are comfartable and muffle the embarrassing sound emissions of chronic flatulence.
Lester! Your patent was approved? Oh wow. Post some advertising material.
Quote from: LOsborne on October 21, 2010, 08:58:49 PM
This is properly decorous response to inadvertent gaseous emissions by those in your proximity, according to Emily Post. I commend you on your gentility, FTW.
Thank you.
I have had only minor throat and lung irritation -- and relative little sight loss (after the left eye was put back in the socket).
Quote from: LOsborne on October 21, 2010, 08:59:23 PM
Lester! Your patent was approved? Oh wow. Post some advertising material.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31HUGC%2BNDDL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Here is one of the original Thunderpants w/o the removable charcoal filter pad.
Quote from: followsthewolf on October 21, 2010, 09:01:44 PM
Thank you.
I have had only minor throat and lung irritation -- and relative little sight loss (after the left eye was put back in the socket).
Ah-hah! You, my friend, have suffered a compensable injury in the work place. Start practicing your barrel rolls, 'cause, with a little finesse, you will soon be rolling in mooh-la.
Might I suggest a little investment in the IPO of Thunderpants? You absolutely cannot lose.
Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on October 21, 2010, 09:03:28 PM
Here is one of the original Thunderpants w/o the removable charcoal filter pad.
Where's the pair with the camouflage skid-mark?
Your words are music to my ears.
Now that I mention it, I have suffered a bit of a hearing loss after the boomer that was left in my office this morning as she passed through -- and I meant it both ways.
:food24: :food24: :food24: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Shew. . . It's puff, puff pass you guys! Don't be bogarting dammit!
Quote from: LOsborne on October 21, 2010, 09:15:35 PM
Here. Shotgun.
(http://mimg.ugo.com/200907/10270/leo-dicaprio-twilight-zone.jpg)
I love the Lester, Lolly, FTW comedy team! You guys are completely unsurpassed in wit. :smitten:
I can't stop laughing :biggrin: Every time I think it's over, I think of one of your comments and the giggle fits start again. :thumbsup:
1) The Troll has a cool avatar.
2) The Troll has an excellent command of the forum smileys.
3) The Troll has some excellent recipes.
4) Even a broken clock is right twice a day, the Troll is right more often than that!
5) The Troll is not a Extraterrestrial Life Form intent on taking over the World
6) The Troll is a good cook
7) Troll can tell some great stories.
8 ) The Troll is a legend in his own mind....and
9) A loyal Sociali...uh..Democrat
Quote from: Henry Hawk on October 22, 2010, 08:21:54 AM
1) The Troll has a cool avatar.
2) The Troll has an excellent command of the forum smileys.
3) The Troll has some excellent recipes.
4) Even a broken clock is right twice a day, the Troll is right more often than that!
5) The Troll is not a Extraterrestrial Life Form intent on taking over the World
6) The Troll is a good cook
7) Troll can tell some great stories.
8 ) The Troll is a legend in his own mind....and
9) A loyal Sociali...uh..Democrat
:bow: Thank you :bow: Thank you :bow: Thank you very much. :salute: Troll still :no1: :flag: :flag: :tiphat:
I thought of another one!
1) The Troll has a cool avatar.
2) The Troll has an excellent command of the forum smileys.
3) The Troll has some excellent recipes.
4) Even a broken clock is right twice a day, the Troll is right more often than that!
5) The Troll is not a Extraterrestrial Life Form intent on taking over the World
6) The Troll is a good cook
7) Troll can tell some great stories.
8 ) The Troll is a legend in his own mind....and
9) A loyal Sociali...uh..Democrat
10) The Troll does not intimidate others with his intelligence and quick wit
Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on October 22, 2010, 01:14:47 PM
I thought of another one!
10) The Troll does not intimidate others with his intelligence and quick wit
:food24: :food24: :food24: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
The price of corn is at an all time record high. This means that the farmers that raise cattle, poultry and pork are thinning their herds as feed prices escalate. The Sasquatch family has decided to start purchasing extra meat that is one sale and repackage it in freezer bags to put away in the deep freeze. I also wish the Troll still had his honeybees, we would try to buy some from him instead of that from an unknown source. '
Troll, when you sold your honey, was it sold by weight or volume?
Here is an article about the subject - Corn Crunch Means Costliest Beef in a Quarter Century
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-10-11/corn-crunch-means-costliest-beef-in-quarter-century.html (http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-10-11/corn-crunch-means-costliest-beef-in-quarter-century.html)
Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on October 27, 2010, 12:29:19 PM
The price of corn is at an all time record high. This means that the farmers that raise cattle, poultry and pork are thinning their herds as feed prices escalate. The Sasquatch family has decided to start purchasing extra meat that is one sale and repackage it in freezer bags to put away in the deep freeze. I also wish the Troll still had his honeybees, we would try to buy some from him instead of that from an unknown source. '
Troll, when you sold your honey, was it sold by weight or volume?
Here is an article about the subject - Corn Crunch Means Costliest Beef in a Quarter Century
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-10-11/corn-crunch-means-costliest-beef-in-quarter-century.html (http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-10-11/corn-crunch-means-costliest-beef-in-quarter-century.html)
I sold anyway you wanted. comb honey, comb and honey in a jar. Mostly 1 pound bears "bear bottles you see in the stores up to 5 pound jars of honey. One guy liked 5 pound jars with strips of honey comb in it. He would by 2 jars.
Ever year my bees , four hives, would produce over 400 pounds of honey. You could see it change color as the season advanced. Clear and white, in spring with dandelions and clover. Brown with the soy beans and the other flowers and really dark brown if they found Sunflowers. Each color has a little different taste. I just mixed it together. Also I think there is a taste difference between raw honey like mine and the cooked, 165 degrees for 1 to 2 hours, you find in the stores.
Right now I don't know of a hobby beekeeper. You can go into the internet and try the Indiana Beekeeper Ass. and they will tell where to find raw honey and pollen. I think, they used to be there.
About the beef it is going to get more expensive. With the price of corn and there an investigation of the meat buyers fixing prices they pay for beef. Claiming that they want to lower the meat price to the meat customer. Yeah, like so much bullshit.
The wife and I have started buying beef and we are vacuum packing it. Vacuum packing, it really works. I cleaned out the big freezer I have and found a 2 year old frozen vacuum pack, of a whole chicken. Thaw it out, smelled good, fried good, tasted good. There no freezer burn with vacuum packing. Just mark the date on it and what it is. Or you find yourself with a bunch of packages which you don't know what it is or how old it is. I sure am buying meat now.
Check around a lot of stores will mark the meat down when the due date is up. So what, it hasn't hurt the meat and I take it home and freeze it. You can buy it 20 to 40% off.
Quote from: The Troll on October 27, 2010, 01:33:57 PM
I sold anyway you wanted. comb honey, comb and honey in a jar. Mostly 1 pound bears "bear bottles you see in the stores up to 5 pound jars of honey. One guy liked 5 pound jars with strips of honey comb in it. He would by 2 jars.
Ever year my bees , four hives, would produce over 400 pounds of honey. You could see it change color as the season advanced. Clear and white, in spring with dandelions and clover. Brown with the soy beans and the other flowers and really dark brown if they found Sunflowers. Each color has a little different taste. I just mixed it together. Also I think there is a taste difference between raw honey like mine and the cooked, 165 degrees for 1 to 2 hours, you find in the stores.
Right now I don't know of a hobby beekeeper. You can go into the internet and try the Indiana Beekeeper Ass. and they will tell where to find raw honey and pollen. I think, they used to be there.
About the beef it is going to get more expensive. With the price of corn and there an investigation of the meat buyers fixing prices they pay for beef. Claiming that they want to lower the meat price to the meat customer. Yeah, like so much bullshit.
The wife and I have started buying beef and we are vacuum packing it. Vacuum packing, it really works. I cleaned out the big freezer I have and found a 2 year old frozen vacuum pack, of a whole chicken. Thaw it out, smelled good, fried good, tasted good. There no freezer burn with vacuum packing. Just mark the date on it and what it is. Or you find yourself with a bunch of packages which you don't know what it is or how old it is. I sure am buying meat now.
Check around a lot of stores will mark the meat down when the due date is up. So what, it hasn't hurt the meat and I take it home and freeze it. You can buy it 20 to 40% off.
Goggle in "Indiana Beekeeper Association." When you get there, go to swarm catchers and there are phone numbers of the catchers by county, city. If these guys don't have raw honey, I'll bet they know where you can get it. Good hunting.
Quote from: The Troll on October 27, 2010, 06:39:34 PM
Goggle in "Indiana Beekeeper Association." When you get there, go to swarm catchers and there are phone numbers of the catchers by county, city. If these guys don't have raw honey, I'll bet they know where you can get it. Good hunting.
I will try. Thanks Bob!