Re: what's the last thing you ate (UNMODERATED VERSION

[The Troll]

Well we know for sure one thing about mutants, they all suffer chronic flatulence but that does us no good on a forum. If only we knew someone close to him.

  Do HR persons fart or is that their breath? Uhggg.  Uhggg. Because of poop that comes out of their mouths.         

[Lester Sasquatch]

Two of my co-workers are definitely mutants.

Or, at least, their flatus renders me mute (except for the retching, of course).

Sounds like you need to get them to wear a pair of those Thunderpants with their patented charcoal filter to absorb annoying odors. Thunderpants are comfartable and muffle the embarrassing sound emissions of chronic flatulence.

[LOsborne]

Two of my co-workers are definitely mutants.

Or, at least, their flatus renders me mute (except for the retching, of course).

This is properly decorous response to inadvertent gaseous emissions by those in your proximity, according to Emily Post. I commend you on your gentility, FTW.

[LOsborne]

Sounds like you need to get them to wear a pair of those Thunderpants with their patented charcoal filter to absorb annoying odors. Thunderpants are comfartable and muffle the embarrassing sound emissions of chronic flatulence.

Lester! Your patent was approved? Oh wow. Post some advertising material.

[followsthewolf]

This is properly decorous response to inadvertent gaseous emissions by those in your proximity, according to Emily Post. I commend you on your gentility, FTW.

Thank you.

I have had only minor throat and lung irritation -- and relative little sight loss (after the left eye was put back in the socket).

[Lester Sasquatch]

Lester! Your patent was approved? Oh wow. Post some advertising material.

Here is one of the original Thunderpants w/o the removable charcoal filter pad.

[LOsborne]

Thank you.

I have had only minor throat and lung irritation -- and relative little sight loss (after the left eye was put back in the socket).

Ah-hah! You, my friend, have suffered a compensable injury in the work place. Start practicing your barrel rolls, 'cause, with a little finesse, you will soon be rolling in mooh-la.

Might I suggest a little investment in the IPO of Thunderpants? You absolutely cannot lose.

[LOsborne]

Here is one of the original Thunderpants w/o the removable charcoal filter pad.

Where's the pair with the camouflage skid-mark?

[followsthewolf]

Your words are music to my ears.

Now that I mention it, I have suffered a bit of a hearing loss after the boomer that was left in my office this morning as she passed through -- and I meant it both ways.

[Palehorse]

 

Shew. . . It's puff, puff pass you guys! Don't be bogarting dammit!

[LOsborne]

Don't be bogarting dammit!

Here. Shotgun.

[Palehorse]

Here. Shotgun.

[Sandy Eggo]

I love the Lester, Lolly, FTW comedy team! You guys are completely unsurpassed in wit.

I can't stop laughing Every time I think it's over, I think of one of your comments and the giggle fits start again.

[Henry Hawk]

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6) The Troll is a good cook
7) Troll can tell some great stories.
8 ) The Troll is a legend in his own mind....and
9) A loyal Sociali...uh..Democrat

[The Troll]

1) The Troll has a cool avatar.
2) The Troll has an excellent command of the forum smileys.
3) The Troll has some excellent recipes.
4) Even a broken clock is right twice a day, the Troll is right more often than that!
5) The Troll is not a Extraterrestrial Life Form intent on taking over the World
6) The Troll is a good cook
7) Troll can tell some great stories.
8 ) The Troll is a legend in his own mind....and
9) A loyal Sociali...uh..Democrat

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