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Re: what's the last thing you ate (UNMODERATED VERSION

Started by The Troll, October 20, 2010, 07:31:26 AM

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followsthewolf

#45
October 21, 2010, 05:39:59 PM
WOW

I'm just flabbergasted.

Zooooommmm.
:eek: :biggrin:
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Palehorse

#46
October 21, 2010, 05:42:49 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on October 21, 2010, 05:39:59 PM
WOW

I'm just flabbergasted.

Zooooommmm.
:eek: :biggrin:

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Locutus

#47
October 21, 2010, 06:05:57 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on October 21, 2010, 05:39:59 PM
WOW

I'm just flabbergasted.

Zooooommmm.
:eek: :biggrin:


:biggrin:
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me

#48
October 21, 2010, 06:55:37 PM
Dang Lester I missed it too, the memo I mean.  Story of my life, a day late and a dollar short every time.  Unfortunately sometimes offline duty calls and ya just can't seem to get in on the fun stuff.  :no:  Oh well, I guess I could add to the good things about Troll list even though he's been pretty hard on me at times, well, all the time actually but what the heck.

1) The Troll has a cool avatar.
2) The Troll has an excellent command of the forum smileys.
3) The Troll has some excellent recipes.
4) Even a broken clock is right twice a day, the Troll is right more often than that!
5) The Troll is not a Extraterrestrial Life Form intent on taking over the World
6) The Troll is a good cook
7) Troll can tell some great stories.

Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on October 21, 2010, 04:32:15 PM
I guess I didn't get the inter-forum memo that today was "Pick on the Troll Day" so I wasn't able to think of anything that hasn't been covered already. I spent the afternoon trying to come up with some of his good qualities to counter his critics. So far I have:

1) The Troll has a cool avatar.
2)
Trump 2020

LOsborne

#49
October 21, 2010, 07:28:53 PM
Quote from: me on October 21, 2010, 06:55:37 PM

5) The Troll is not a Extraterrestrial Life Form intent on taking over the World

Are you sure? Upon what evidence do you base this conclusion? I agree he isn't one of the frighteningly cerebral, uncannily sneaky grays. But I see some reptilian qualities there.

Hey! Maybe we should ask him for suggestions about handling the growing chupacabra threat!

Lester Sasquatch

#50
October 21, 2010, 07:42:20 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on October 21, 2010, 07:28:53 PM
Are you sure? Upon what evidence do you base this conclusion? I agree he isn't one of the frighteningly cerebral, uncannily sneaky grays. But I see some reptilian qualities there.

Hey! Maybe we should ask him for suggestions about handling the growing chupacabra threat!

Remember when I asked the Troll if he had ever worked with a shaper? He correctly replied back as to what the machine tool is used for. An ELF would think I was talking about the ability to change one's appearance. The ELF shaper is one that can change to look like a anything it wants, a human, animal, furniture, household appliances or if it feels threatened and wants to appear extremely frightening Lady Gaga. While they can take on the appearance of a bed bug, they cannot break the laws of physics, namely that mass cannot be created or destroyed. So if they were to change to look like a bed bug, it would be one big sucker.
What the Hell is a signature? Am I supposed to type something in this box? I guess I'll find out.

LOsborne

#51
October 21, 2010, 07:57:16 PM
Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on October 21, 2010, 07:42:20 PM
Remember when I asked the Troll if he had ever worked with a shaper? He correctly replied back as to what the machine tool is used for. An ELF would think I was talking about the ability to change one's appearance.

That's true. And since we know the Troll has absolutely no facility with internet search engines, or even a simple copy/paste operation, it is unlikely he looked it up. So, if not an ELF, perhaps a mutant? A product of diabolic genetic splicing, perpetrated by those dedicated to taking our natural world for their own incomprehensible (but certainly dishonorable) aims?

followsthewolf

#52
October 21, 2010, 08:36:27 PM
You guys are just bad.

Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
:smile:
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

The Troll

#53
October 21, 2010, 08:37:08 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on October 21, 2010, 05:37:30 PM
Your hubris doesn't fool me Troll. I too have been around the big block a few times. . .  :wink: :biggrin: :razz:

455 Chevy with dual 4's?  :rolleyes: :wink: :smile:

LOsborne

#54
October 21, 2010, 08:41:41 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on October 21, 2010, 08:36:27 PM
You guys are just bad.

Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
:smile:


And that's a good thing, right?

followsthewolf

#55
October 21, 2010, 08:42:46 PM
The best.

Funny, too. :smile:
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Lester Sasquatch

#56
October 21, 2010, 08:48:24 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on October 21, 2010, 07:57:16 PM
That's true. And since we know the Troll has absolutely no facility with internet search engines, or even a simple copy/paste operation, it is unlikely he looked it up. So, if not an ELF, perhaps a mutant? A product of diabolic genetic splicing, perpetrated by those dedicated to taking our natural world for their own incomprehensible (but certainly dishonorable) aims?

Well we know for sure one thing about mutants, they all suffer chronic flatulence but that does us no good on a forum. If only we knew someone close to him.
What the Hell is a signature? Am I supposed to type something in this box? I guess I'll find out.

LOsborne

#57
October 21, 2010, 08:51:44 PM
Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on October 21, 2010, 08:48:24 PM
If only we knew someone close to him.

Bite your tongue.

followsthewolf

#58
October 21, 2010, 08:53:15 PM
Two of my co-workers are definitely mutants.

Or, at least, their flatus renders me mute (except for the retching, of course).
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

followsthewolf

#59
October 21, 2010, 08:54:47 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on October 21, 2010, 08:51:44 PM
Bite your tongue.

Yeah. I've done that, too.

What? That wasn't directed toward me?

Oops, sorry.

Never mind.

Move along.

Nothing to see here.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.
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