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Dexter Morgan

#1275
August 08, 2007, 10:15:49 PM
Tonight my dishwasher burned up, and I almost got struck by lightening when I was standing on my deck.Jesum Crow!!! Whats next??? I think the lightening, hit the lightening rod on the house. I almost shit my pants.  :spooked:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

cachegurl

#1276
August 08, 2007, 10:22:27 PM
 :spooked:

OMG, Dex! I'm glad you're ok!  :yes:
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.~~James Dean

me

#1277
August 08, 2007, 10:38:42 PM
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on August 08, 2007, 10:15:49 PM
Tonight my dishwasher burned up, and I almost got struck by lightening when I was standing on my deck.Jesum Crow!!! Whats next??? I think the lightening, hit the lightening rod on the house. I almost shit my pants.  :spooked:

Sounds like you had an exciting day.  Glad you're ok and didn't have a mess to clean up...lol  Got a question for ya.  Where did that expression, Jesum Crow come from anyway? 
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Dexter Morgan

#1278
August 09, 2007, 12:13:02 AM
Quote from: cachegurl on August 08, 2007, 10:22:27 PM
:spooked:

OMG, Dex! I'm glad you're ok!  :yes:
It scared the hell out of me. We're getting some pretty severe weather
here tonight.  :spooked:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Dexter Morgan

#1279
August 09, 2007, 12:18:36 AM
Quote from: me on August 08, 2007, 10:38:42 PM
Sounds like you had an exciting day.  Glad you're ok and didn't have a mess to clean up...lol  Got a question for ya.  Where did that expression, Jesum Crow come from anyway? 
An old man I used to know, use to say Jesum Crow all the time. He was kind of senile ,and he'd start to tell you something, and he'd forget what he was going to say. He sit and stare and say " Well, Jesum Crow!!! I can't remember what I was going to say." You just had to be there,it was soo funny. That's where I picked up the phrase.  :yes:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

me

#1280
August 09, 2007, 12:23:29 AM
Ah, I was wondering... :)
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Sandy Eggo

#1281
August 09, 2007, 12:25:41 AM
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on August 08, 2007, 10:15:49 PM
Tonight my dishwasher burned up, and I almost got struck by lightening when I was standing on my deck.Jesum Crow!!! Whats next??? I think the lightening, hit the lightening rod on the house. I almost shit my pants.  :spooked:

Dexter, I know that was traumatic, but the way you tell a story leaves me in stitches..OMG you are SO funny! :biggrin:

(BTW, I'm glad you're okay too. :smile:)
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

cachegurl

#1282
August 09, 2007, 12:20:22 PM
Quote from: PIYA on August 09, 2007, 12:25:41 AM
Dexter, I know that was traumatic, but the way you tell a story leaves me in stitches..OMG you are SO funny! :biggrin:

(BTW, I'm glad you're okay too. :smile:)

I got a pretty good chuckle from it too, Piya...lol
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.~~James Dean

Sandy Eggo

#1283
August 09, 2007, 05:44:49 PM
Teen age boys! :mad: Nuff said! :biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

pariann

#1284
August 09, 2007, 07:03:00 PM
I would agree, if you had said girls, I'm not so sure about teenage boys, don't have any.
Looks like I've come full circle.

Sunny

#1285
August 09, 2007, 07:06:13 PM
Just think of what your girls were like at age 12 or so...you know, boys take a while to catch up in maturity. :wink:

Sandy Eggo

#1286
August 09, 2007, 07:28:03 PM
Quote from: Sunny on August 09, 2007, 07:06:13 PM
Just think of what your girls were like at age 12 or so...you know, boys take a while to catch up in maturity. :wink:

Uh, try 9. My daughter is 9 and she completely understood where I was coming from. He had to argue the point and it was annoying because 1) they were wrong 2) and there was nothing to argue. It was clear. She understood and accepted responsiblity for what she could have done differently. He refused to and seemed to think everyone else was to blame for something he did. Which probably wouldn't have gotten him in trouble, but the way he chose to disagree added a degree of disrespect to the issue. Now, he's in trouble.
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

pariann

#1287
August 09, 2007, 07:54:23 PM
oh yeah, I get it. kinda like me telling 17 today that if she didn't shut her mouth, I was going to slap the shit out of her.  I completely understand the disrespect in disagreements.  Sometimes it happens.

(yeah yeah yeah, sometimes, reasoning just no longer works and you have to sailor talk a bit.)
Looks like I've come full circle.

Dexter Morgan

#1288
August 09, 2007, 08:22:40 PM
Quote from: PIYA on August 09, 2007, 12:25:41 AM
Dexter, I know that was traumatic, but the way you tell a story leaves me in stitches..OMG you are SO funny! :biggrin:

(BTW, I'm glad you're okay too. :smile:)
I've never seen cats eyes get that big before.  :eek: The thing of it was when it happened, I was standing there tearing up bread for the coons, that eat out on our deck everynight. It didn't really seem all that bad, and all hell broke loose in the blink of an eye. There was no time to act. It was just a massive crack, a lightening flash, and cats running everywhere. Those cats were under the deck, before I even figured out what happened. Then I hurried up, and hauled ass inside, and the inside cats were crawling on their bellies across the floor, because they were to scared to get up and run. OMG it was total mayhem.  :rotfl: I think the reason for the loud cracking sound, was because I think lightening actually hit one of the 3 lightening rods on the house. So,it probably hit in a good spot.  :yes: :yes:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Dexter Morgan

#1289
August 09, 2007, 08:24:11 PM
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~
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