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Henry Hawk

#780
April 06, 2007, 01:19:09 PM
how bout a cute little, red-tailed, yellow-shirted, conservative, chicken hawk?.. ;) :o
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

~Daisy~

#781
April 06, 2007, 01:21:59 PM
I'm a sucker for a carrot-top
If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
--Timothy Leary

Henry Hawk

#782
April 06, 2007, 01:24:05 PM
 :-* :redface:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

~Daisy~

#783
April 06, 2007, 01:26:49 PM
Henry, did you change your shirt?
If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
--Timothy Leary

Palehorse

#784
April 06, 2007, 01:34:20 PM
 :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#785
April 06, 2007, 04:40:52 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on April 06, 2007, 01:19:09 PM
how bout a cute little, red-tailed, yellow-shirted, conservative, chicken hawk?.. ;) :o

I hafta say you're my favorite chicken hawk and you look very dashing in your yellow shirt.  :yes:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

pariann

#786
April 06, 2007, 04:43:33 PM
Mrs Dash that is....a little seasoning on those tail feathers....and look out!!! LOL
Looks like I've come full circle.

Palehorse

#787
April 07, 2007, 07:00:19 AM
                                                                                                                         :rifle:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#788
April 10, 2007, 04:07:52 PM
Man, what the heck is in the air lately? I've had a rash of domestic violence situations spring up over the last 2 days; and every single one of them are serious situations!

When the heck are men going to learn it is unaccpetable to beat women up????? :mad: :icon_evil:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

pariann

#789
April 10, 2007, 04:15:42 PM
never...some of them still live by the cave man mentality.  i would certainly like to beat a few of them up!! 
Looks like I've come full circle.

damfast

#790
April 10, 2007, 04:16:20 PM
When women pull out that rolling pin and swing.

when I got married, my grandmother gave me one as a gift, and told me "they have to sleep sometime"
That is the same woman who beat her husband senseless while he was sound asleep.  Rumor has it that she broke a pancake griddle over his head.  

I don't particularly believe in physical confrontation, but that story is hilarious when you hear the old people tell it.
Seems that grandpa had a "thing" for the ladies, and he met one of his "friends" at the local Dairy King while grandma sat home with the kids.  Her sister saw it, told on him, and when he came home he had a nasty surprise.

I know for sure that griddle was broken, because it was glued together and sat on her stove until the day he died.

I know PH, you deal with messes sometimes that just dont need to happen, and I wouldnt suggest it to anyone as a solution, but is sure was funny.  (my grandma was 5 feet tall, 100 pounds, and grandpa was over 6 feet, and a muscular coal miner guy--kinda like a grasshopper beating up a squirrel....)
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Palehorse

#791
April 10, 2007, 04:24:46 PM
Black-eyes, busted ribs, bruised and battared, and boinking her best friend, and she still loves him like she has for 21 years. (Over the last 6-9 months. She had "stories" for them but I was always suspicious. She came clean today but no trauma).

Hey, get out before he kills you for the insurance money!  :mad: :icon_evil:

I know all I can do is provide her with the resources necessary to support an informed decision and protection; but dag nabbit I'd really like to pound on these guys! I told her if she shows up at work with another black eye, I'm calling the police myself.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

pariann

#792
April 10, 2007, 04:32:52 PM
And the police will tell you what they told me, if the victim doesn't want to press charges, the black eye is meaningless unless they see it happen themselves. I tried to get my son-in-law arrested for that very same thing.  My daughter refused to admit he touched her, and I saw it with my own eyes.  From that point on, I decided no cop calling. I'll deal with it if I ever see it again.  Fortunately for my son in law, he has seen the error of his ways. For now.  He knows he doesn't want to piss Ma Bell off here.
Looks like I've come full circle.

pariann

#793
April 11, 2007, 11:57:48 AM
what the hell?? I have been on this book of matches site since the beginning of August.  Today I type the word "myspace" in a message I'm sending to someone, and suddenly my account is deleted and no response from the powers that be.  I could see if I was breaking their rules and sending a site address, but I didn't. I just typed myspace.   Damn loser filter.
Looks like I've come full circle.

~Daisy~

#794
April 11, 2007, 12:03:17 PM
Maybe its a glitch? Surely they aren't being the gestapo of internet law.
If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
--Timothy Leary
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