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The Troll

#2295
December 19, 2012, 01:06:22 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on December 19, 2012, 11:48:19 AM
I would say an extremely small percentage, but like anything else, they are the one's that get the media's attention and make the news.

Seriously, are you aware of how many Christians there are?  Most of them are just your average Joe, that works, raises a family, a goes to church.....Keeps to themselves, mouth shut.

  Out of the entire population of the earth only 33% of them claim to be Christian.   :rolleyes:  But how many of them are lying about them really practicing the teachings of Jesus.   :haha:  Not many I would say.  Let's pray for those phony Christians.  :pray: :preach:  :pope: and lease of all the Holy Ghost. :ghost:  Oh brother, give me a break.  :haha:

Henry Hawk

#2296
December 19, 2012, 01:13:34 PM
Quote from: The Troll on December 19, 2012, 01:06:22 PM
  Out of the entire population of the earth only 33% of them claim to be Christian.   :rolleyes:  But how many of them are lying about them really practicing the teachings of Jesus.   :haha:  Not many I would say.  Let's pray for those phony Christians.  :pray: :preach:  :pope: and lease of all the Holy Ghost. :ghost:  Oh brother, give me a break.  :haha:

What is your point? 
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

The Troll

#2297
December 19, 2012, 01:45:35 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on December 19, 2012, 01:13:34 PM
What is your point?

  What my point?  For one thing Christians are not that big.  The number of Christians are going down and in not too many years they will be thought of as the Greeks with their gods and the Egyptians with their sun god.   :yes: :yes:

  People are getting smarter and are catching on the the smoke, mirrors and prayers just don't get it anymore.   :yes:  That's my point.  :yes:  Anyone who swallow all of the god and religious stuff can't be too smart and sure can't see the real truth.   :yes: :biggrin:

  You want to tell us now, about your miracle and your talk with god.  :ghost:   :confused:

Locutus

#2298
December 19, 2012, 01:46:50 PM
Looks to me like that's just a long way of saying, "God Sucks!"  :wink: :biggrin:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Exterminator

#2299
December 19, 2012, 01:51:48 PM
Quote from: Locutus on December 19, 2012, 11:34:46 AM
That's your customary response...

I know; right?  He's always speaking for the vast majority of < insert random demographic here > and is typically wrong.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Exterminator

#2300
December 19, 2012, 01:57:34 PM
On the bright side, geebuz apparently likes bacon!

Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#2301
December 19, 2012, 01:57:44 PM
Quote from: The Troll on December 19, 2012, 01:45:35 PM
  What my point?  For one thing Christians are not that big.  The number of Christians are going down and in not too many years they will be thought of as the Greeks with their gods and the Egyptians with their sun god.   :yes: :yes:

  People are getting smarter and are catching on the the smoke, mirrors and prayers just don't get it anymore.   :yes:  That's my point.  :yes:  Anyone who swallow all of the god and religious stuff can't be too smart and sure can't see the real truth.   :yes: :biggrin:

  You want to tell us now, about your miracle and your talk with god.  :ghost:   :confused:

Well according to Pew, only 1.6% are atheist, 16% are unafilliated with any religion, but 78% are Christian and 84% believe in religion.

I probably won't waste any time sharing exactly how God has fulfilled my life....by thanks for asking.  :yes:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Henry Hawk

#2302
December 19, 2012, 01:58:55 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on December 19, 2012, 01:51:48 PM
I know; right?  He's always speaking for the vast majority of < insert random demographic here > and is typically wrong.

Well, I think MOST people would agree with me..... :yes: :razz:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#2303
December 19, 2012, 02:10:57 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on December 19, 2012, 01:58:55 PM
Well, I think wish MOST people would agree with me..... :yes: :razz:

FTFY!
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#2304
December 19, 2012, 02:18:16 PM
I don't think it needed fixin.... :no:   as a mater of fact, I think the majority of people side with me, becau..... never mind. :no:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Locutus

#2305
December 19, 2012, 02:29:06 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on December 19, 2012, 01:51:48 PM

< insert random demographic here >


< Christians >
< Conservatives >
< Republicans >
< Americans >
< White Men >

;D
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Exterminator

#2306
December 19, 2012, 02:59:56 PM
 Yeah, those people!  :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Palehorse

#2307
December 20, 2012, 08:57:50 AM
It's



Eve!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#2308
December 20, 2012, 09:15:08 AM
I'm thinking large amounts of alcohol would be an appropriate festive or celebratory activity for such an occasion.... :yes:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#2309
December 20, 2012, 09:18:00 AM
I heard a local church is offering sequential vodka enemas at midnight tonight!  :icon_twisted:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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