God sucks!

[Henry Hawk]

http://www.gallup.com/poll/147887/americans-continue-believe-god.aspx

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/story/2008/06/23/ST2008062300818.html

are you seriously that far removed from reality?

well are you?

[The Troll]

well are you?

  I thought you guys didn't believe in polls or fact checkers.  You can tell any poll taker anything.  If there is 90% of the people religious why don't all of them act like it and believe in what Jesus says.   

[Henry Hawk]

  I thought you guys didn't believe in polls or fact checkers.  You can tell any poll taker anything.  If there is 90% of the people religious why don't all of them act like it and believe in what Jesus says.   

It doesn't say that 90% are Christians, but 90% believe there IS a God or a Creator.

[The Troll]

It doesn't say that 90% are Christians, but 90% believe there IS a God or a Creator.

  If someone would sit down and talk to them and asked some serious questions, I think I for one could shake some of their beliefs in the Sky Guy and all of the phony smoke and mirror he is. 

  But as long as you keep your hand over your mouth and eyes and your fingers in your ears.  I guess you think you're happy.    But when you hear the preachers talk, it always how bad you have had it, how sick you are and how poor you are.  If you give the preacher a little money, god will bless you and multiply the amount of the money you gave by many times over.   Let us pray.         Be sure to put something in the pot $$$$$$$     With the Republicans and preachers it always about the money. 

[Anne]

I noticed Mr. Clinton actually said the G word. I wonder why he is soooo respected and can use the G word and it isn't a problem. Maybe they think he is just lying about believing? Sorry, I am just feeling snarky today. 

[Locutus]

It doesn't say that 90% are Christians, but 90% believe there IS a God or a Creator.

Of course, you see that statistic as something laudable when it's really anything but. 

[The Troll]

I noticed Mr. Clinton actually said the G word. I wonder why he is soooo respected and can use the G word and it isn't a problem. Maybe they think he is just lying about believing? Sorry, I am just feeling snarky today. 

  Yes, Clinton sinned, and lied about the sin in your mind.  Clinton has always been a religious man.  Raise in that Southern good old time religion.  But doesn't god say that you can be forgiven for any sin.  Just look at all of the good the man has done all over the world and you're still saying and thinking bad things about him.  You Christians can pray to be forgiven buy you sure can not forgive.  let us pray Anne.  :Pray:   

  You, Anne have hated Clinton because he got a blow job in the White House and then he lied about when asked.  If you were a man I could say that you have had a hard on for him years.  Right?   

  I think you should get out you bible and read where it says that it is blessed to forgive, for forgiveness will set you free.  Right?  I think you should ask for forgiveness for saying that you are not a Republican.         I'll bet that your bible is in some drawer with dust on it and it is just like brand new.  Like it hasn't ever been opened.  Right Anne?   

[Locutus]

I noticed Mr. Clinton actually said the G word. I wonder why he is soooo respected and can use the G word and it isn't a problem. Maybe they think he is just lying about believing? Sorry, I am just feeling snarky today. 

The bottom line is that none of them bother to insert god into any political conversation unless it suits their political purposes, including the Republicans.  Even the religious right, with its baffling support of Republicans en masse, can't seem to figure out that they're being led around by the nose.  These people vote against their own self interest solely out of a belief in the Sky Daddy and all he represents.  But then again, I shouldn't be surprised.  Anyone who ascribes to anything that defies logic, such as a belief in any god, can't be expected to think rationally when it comes to the ballot box. 

Interesting that you used the term 'G word' twice, instead of just saying god.  Are you scared you might offend him by calling his name in vain?  Just curious. 

[Anne]

Nope, I said 'G word ' to avoid hurting anyone's sensibilities on here. Seriously though, why is it such a deal when anyone other than a democrat says 'God Bless America'? If everyone who believes in God, a Supreme Being, or whatever you want to call it so stupid, why isn't Mr. Clinton or President Obama, or Nancy Pelosi included in that?

[Locutus]

Nope, I said 'G word ' to avoid hurting anyone's sensibilities on here.

Oh you're still way down on the "offending the sensibilities list" around here.  I'm quite sure I'm way ahead of you, as are a couple of others. 

Seriously though, why is it such a deal when anyone other than a democrat says 'God Bless America'? If everyone who believes in God, a Supreme Being, or whatever you want to call it so stupid, why isn't Mr. Clinton or President Obama, or Nancy Pelosi included in that?

I don't recall ever making any issue of anyone ever saying "God Bless America" or anything else along those lines.  I'm just saying that the fact that politicians seems to feel the need to pander to the lowest common denominator in order to get elected is a shame.  Sadly, there are a lot of them, and sadly, they also vote. 

[Anne]

Well, they want all the votes they can get, no matter where they come from. 

[The Troll]

Well, they want all the votes they can get, no matter where they come from. 

Yes Anne, they say God Bless America just to keep you phony Christians off their ass.  Remember how you Republicans cried foul    :cry about the Democrats were wearing the flags of the lapels of their suits.  It is all phony baloney.  We don't want you to have something to bitch about.   

   You don't have to have a flag on you lapel to be an American. 

[Exterminator]

Some asshat thought it would be a good idea to pepper the restroom on the main floor of our office building with his prosthelytizing handouts so I graciously sent him an email thanking him and explaining that my stall was out of toilet paper and it was good to have his face to wipe my ass on.   

[The Troll]

Some asshat thought it would be a good idea to pepper the restroom on the main floor of our office building with his proselytizing handouts so I graciously sent him an email thanking him and explaining that my stall was out of toilet paper and it was good to have his face to wipe my ass on.   

  You could have told him, the next time you print this prosthelyizing bull shit, please print it on toilet paper.      Be GREEN! 

[Locutus]

Some asshat thought it would be a good idea to pepper the restroom on the main floor of our office building with his prosthelytizing handouts so I graciously sent him an email thanking him and explaining that my stall was out of toilet paper and it was good to have his face to wipe my ass on.   

LMAO!!