God sucks!

[The Troll]

  Something came across my mind.  If the Mormons religion is a cult, is Mitt's god different than the Southern Baptist's god.  They say that the Muslim's god is different.   

[Palehorse]

  Something came across my mind.  If the Mormons religion is a cult, is Mitt's god different than the Southern Baptist's god.  They say that the Muslim's god is different.   

Subjective answer, dependent upon which way the political winds are blowing and the nature of the wealth and power desired to be obtained.

[Exterminator]

LOL..."God sacrificing himself to himself to appease himself because a rib-woman was talked into doing wrong by a snake before she knew what wrong was so an invisible disease of sin would inhabit the invisible soul organ of each person so that god just had no other option but to torture them all for eternity unless they say a magic spell that magically makes the invisible disease go away..."

[Locutus]

[The Troll]

LOL..."God sacrificing himself to himself to appease himself because a rib-woman was talked into doing wrong by a snake before she knew what wrong was so an invisible disease of sin would inhabit the invisible soul organ of each person so that god just had no other option but to torture them all for eternity unless they say a magic spell that magically makes the invisible disease go away..."

  Yes Sir, the story of god and the universe he created.  Unknown size to us and when god wanted to play he blew up a star creating a Super Novas and he still is blowing them up.   Created galaxies, neutron stars, graviton stars.  More stars than all of the grain of sand on earth beaches.  This guy was really busy.   

  But he was lonely.  He created the earth starting with a little ball of molten iron and each layer by layer he built the earth.  But he was still lonely.  Out of the clay of his earth he created Adam, still lonely he took clay and created the first Eve.  But the bitch would listen to Adam he cast her out of the garden he had created for his son Adam, Clay Boy.  So not only was Adam lonely so was god.  He then took a rib from Adam and created the second Eve.  So she would be a part of Adam and take orders from him.     He sure got that one wrong. 

  Everything was perfect.  The garden, Adam and Eve.  Still god wasn't happy because he didn't know if he could trust them.  So he creates an apple tree (most likely a fig tree) and he tells them not to touch the fruit.  They don't touch it, so he puts a talking snake in the garden and the snake talks Eve into getting Adam and herself to eat the apple (fig).

  Now god is really pissed off.  They ate the damn apples and he throws them out of the garden into the cold wilderness  with a curse on them, their children and their children's children's for ever and ever.

  Several generations past and god thinks, damn I'm a mean son of bitch how can I correct the stupid mistake I made with this stupid sin against eating figs in the garden I made.  So he comes back to earth as Jesus gets himself hung on a cross so he can forgive everybody he screwed and cursed.

  And that's the story of the Garden of Eden.        and if your will believe this I have a summer place to sell you at the North Pole.,   

  Please tell me that this isn't what the bible says.    Of course in layman terms.   

[damfast]

The serpent, "natash" is translated,"the shining one".  So maybe it wasnt a snake.  Maybe it was so beautiful that Eve was fooled into believing it. 
Just a thought, here, but:
We think of the devil as a red, horned evil one with a tail and a pitchfork.
What if:
He is really a beautiful being, who makes us believe that he is wonderful, and what he offers is so tempting to us, that we dont understand evil and temptation is not always ugly and foul?

[The Troll]

The serpent, "natash" is translated,"the shining one".  So maybe it wasnt a snake.  Maybe it was so beautiful that Eve was fooled into believing it. 
Just a thought, here, but:
We think of the devil as a red, horned evil one with a tail and a pitchfork.
What if:
He is really a beautiful being, who makes us believe that he is wonderful, and what he offers is so tempting to us, that we dont understand evil and temptation is not always ugly and foul?

  At this time, had god cast his head angel Lucifer out of heaven and to earth yet.  I wouldn't think that god would let Lucifer, bible said a snake into his garden of Eden.   Either god had to create  that snake out of clay or it was himself playing the snake.    It could have been a big diamond ring that could talk.  You know how much women like diamonds and gold.      You can talk a woman in to anything is the ring and gold is large enough.   

  The devil being horned and red is a human fantasy.  Lucifer at one time was god favorite angel  but Lucifer didn't like the rules and rebelled.  God threw him down and out of heaven.  So says the bible.  Did you read that in there too.   

[Exterminator]

You know how much women like diamonds and gold.      You can talk a woman in to anything is the ring and gold is large enough.   

[damfast]

well ex,i wouldnt go quite that far, but i might let you talk about it.   

And nooo you know i dont read serious stuff except on here.  But it could have been something very pretty that didnt look awful.  Maybe it smelled good and looked good too.   OMG could it have been a talking cake????  Maybe she didnt know you could eat cake, so she took the fruit.   

[The Troll]

well ex,i wouldnt go quite that far, but i might let you talk about it.   

And nooo you know i dont read serious stuff except on here.  But it could have been something very pretty that didnt look awful.  Maybe it smelled good and looked good too.   OMG could it have been a talking cake????  Maybe she didnt know you could eat cake, so she took the fruit.

  Most likely it wasn't a hot sticky brownie, chocolate coated with walnuts on top of that,  fresh of of god oven.   

  Only the Devil makes something so bad for you.   

[Locutus]

  Most likely it wasn't a hot sticky brownie, chocolate coated with walnuts on top of that,  fresh of of god oven.   

  Only the Devil makes something so bad for you.   

You mean this guy?  ---->     

[Locutus]

West Virginia preacher Mark Randall "Mack" Wolford, who believed Christians should handle snakes to test their faith, died after a rattlesnake bit him over the weekend.

Wolford was bitten on the thigh about 2 p.m. Sunday afternoon, but he didn't come to the hospital until 10:30 p.m., a nursing supervisor at Bluefield Regional Medical Center  told the Charleston Daily Mail. The incident occurred during an outdoor service at Panther State Forest, about 80 miles west of Bluefield in southern West Virginia, the paper said.

Wolford had turned 44 on Saturday. He had seen his father die of a snakebite when he was teenager, the Daily Mail reported.

The Washington Post Magazine had profiled Wolford in a story in November about the snake-handling faith. The Post said adherents cite Mark 16:17-18: "And these signs will follow those who believe: in My name they will cast out demons; they will speak with new tongues; they will take up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly, it will by no means hurt them; they will lay their hands on the sick, and they will recover."

Snake-handling is legal in West Virginia, and Wolford was trying to keep it alive there and in neighboring states where it is not, the Post reported.

The Daily Mail reported that Wolford was bitten Sunday by a yellow timber rattlesnake -- named Sheba -- that he had often handled.

Wolford's sister told the Post that during the service he passed the snake to another church member and his mother, then laid it on the ground. "He sat down next to the snake, and it bit him on the thigh," the sister said, according to the Post.

The Post said Wolford was taken to a relative's house in Bluefield to recover, as he had from previous bites, but his condition worsened.

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[Locutus]

^^^  Now that right there shows you that his faith in God to protect him from that mean ole' rattlesnake just must not have been strong enough.  Or, it could just mean that what I've been saying all along it true.  God just sucks! 

[Henry Hawk]

There is a big difference between having faith and being a f'ing idiot.  This guy was an idiot.

God doesn't suck....     everybody has their own choices to make....this guy made a stupid one.

[Locutus]

There is a big difference between having faith and being a f'ing idiot.  This guy was an idiot.

God doesn't suck....     everybody has their own choices to make....this guy made a stupid one.

At least he removed himself from the gene pool.