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Palehorse

#2055
June 19, 2012, 01:09:04 PM
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Locutus

#2056
June 19, 2012, 03:54:12 PM
That's pretty funny.  It couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of folks.
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

The Troll

#2057
June 19, 2012, 10:58:30 PM
Quote from: Locutus on June 19, 2012, 03:54:12 PM
That's pretty funny.  It couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of folks.

  I'll bet they have a cross with Jesus on it, setting in back of the alter.  Why, because that's were they nailed him to it.   :rolleyes: :razz:

Y

#2058
June 24, 2012, 09:53:56 PM
Has anyone seen the commercials for 'Christian' Mingle?  The x-tian version of 'e-harmony'.  Isn't it one of the most unbelievably stupid things you've ever seen?  Get with us and find 'gods' match for your life.  Oh really?!?!?  God wants these idiots to pay your money as an intercessor to get you 'god's' girl or guy for you?  Oh yeah!!!  Friggin' idiots!

Another one is the 'Blue Book'.  It's a x-tian 'Yellow Pages'.  You call the peeps in that book and don't have to worry 'bout a thing.  These are all x-tians BTW...or so they say.  Of course there's no way to prove it, but don't let that stop you.  Gawd is here to help through dem' dere' x-tian Yaller Pages he is.  More friggin' idiots!

And last but not least, the 'Christian' Music Industry.  Yessirree Bob!  These folks are in it for the glory of gawd and not for personal gain, ego, or attention like dem' ebil ole' secular SOB's.  Nope!  Never happen!  Give 'em yer money!  Buy their product!  It's all for da' glo-ry ub' gawd!!!  Ridiculous friggin' idiots!

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Palehorse

#2059
June 24, 2012, 11:52:56 PM
Quote from: Y on June 24, 2012, 09:53:56 PM
Has anyone seen the commercials for 'Christian' Mingle?  The x-tian version of 'e-harmony'.  Isn't it one of the most unbelievably stupid things you've ever seen?  Get with us and find 'gods' match for your life.  Oh really?!?!?  God wants these idiots to pay your money as an intercessor to get you 'god's' girl or guy for you?  Oh yeah!!!  Friggin' idiots!

Another one is the 'Blue Book'.  It's a x-tian 'Yellow Pages'.  You call the peeps in that book and don't have to worry 'bout a thing.  These are all x-tians BTW...or so they say.  Of course there's no way to prove it, but don't let that stop you.  Gawd is here to help through dem' dere' x-tian Yaller Pages he is.  More friggin' idiots!

And last but not least, the 'Christian' Music Industry.  Yessirree Bob!  These folks are in it for the glory of gawd and not for personal gain, ego, or attention like dem' ebil ole' secular SOB's.  Nope!  Never happen!  Give 'em yer money!  Buy their product!  It's all for da' glo-ry ub' gawd!!!  Ridiculous friggin' idiots!

</end rant>

Bet they do their damnedest to avoid taxation as a "religious, not-for-profit" too!  :mad:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#2060
June 25, 2012, 12:24:36 PM
MUNCIE -
Two Muncie parents are in jail on charges that they nearly starved their two young children.

Amy Doty and Jason Doty were arrested Friday. They are being held in the Delaware County Jail without bond.

According to police, hospital officials reported the family after the children, a 19-month-old and a four-year-old, were treated for malnutrition.

Investigators say both parents told them they moved to Missouri in March to follow a church ministry but had run out of money.

Child Protective Services took custody of both children.

http://www.wthr.com/story/18872622/muncie-parents-arrested-after-children-starved?Clienttype=generic&mobilecgbypass
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#2061
June 25, 2012, 02:33:43 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on June 25, 2012, 12:24:36 PM
MUNCIE -
Two Muncie parents are in jail on charges that they nearly starved their two young children.

Amy Doty and Jason Doty were arrested Friday. They are being held in the Delaware County Jail without bond.

According to police, hospital officials reported the family after the children, a 19-month-old and a four-year-old, were treated for malnutrition.

Investigators say both parents told them they moved to Missouri in March to follow a church ministry but had run out of money.

Child Protective Services took custody of both children.

http://www.wthr.com/story/18872622/muncie-parents-arrested-after-children-starved?Clienttype=generic&mobilecgbypass

  Jesus sure let the young, come to me children down.  Come to think of it.  Both god and Jesus is really letting all of these starving children in the world down.  Here in America we have the Republican letting children starve by cutting food stamps.  Who's worse.  God, Jesus or the Republicans.   :no: :no: :no:  It's a damn shame.  Now, let us pray.  Dear God fuck them dumbasses who needs food stamps,  Let the dummies starve.  Amen.  :pray:  :preach:  :pope:   :haha:  :haha:

Palehorse

#2062
July 03, 2012, 12:37:31 PM
Welcome to hell. . .
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#2063
July 03, 2012, 05:20:53 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 03, 2012, 12:37:31 PM
Welcome to hell. . .

  When you have had George W. and the republican party in control for eight years, my friend you know what hell is.  :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: Now let us pray :pray: and pass the plate again, God need the money to keep his kingdom going.  :bsflag:  Yes, we all know it's all :bs:    :biggrin:

Locutus

#2064
July 04, 2012, 11:58:39 PM
Never know where ole' Jeebus is going to show up!

One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

me

#2065
July 05, 2012, 12:19:57 AM
Quote from: Locutus on July 04, 2012, 11:58:39 PM
Never know where ole' Jeebus is going to show up!


Dang I thought it was Willy Nelson.  :doh:
Trump 2020

The Troll

#2066
July 05, 2012, 08:17:12 AM
Quote from: me on July 05, 2012, 12:19:57 AM
Dang I thought it was Willy Nelson.  :doh:

  :haha:  :thumbsup:

Palehorse

#2067
July 09, 2012, 12:27:34 PM
Looks like Sam Waterston with a beard to me.  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#2068
July 09, 2012, 12:57:56 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 09, 2012, 12:27:34 PM
Looks like Sam Waterston with a beard to me.  :biggrin:
Or maybe Bruce Dern. 
Trump 2020

Henry Hawk

#2069
July 09, 2012, 01:07:02 PM
I think if it had the round glasses, it would be a spot on, John Lennon!
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


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