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Started by Locutus, May 09, 2007, 09:20:54 PM

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followsthewolf

#1935
January 27, 2012, 03:46:03 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on January 27, 2012, 12:53:07 PM
Science flies you to the moon; religion flies you into buildings.

If that is original, you should copyright it.

Wish I would have said that.    :yes: :biggrin:
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Palehorse

#1936
January 27, 2012, 08:21:14 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on January 27, 2012, 12:53:07 PM
Science flies you to the moon; religion flies you into buildings.

:food24: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Post of the year right there!  :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#1937
January 27, 2012, 08:25:51 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on January 27, 2012, 03:46:03 PM
If that is original, you should copyright it.

Wish I would have said that.    :yes: :biggrin:

I have seen it before. I believe in an add somewhere???
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

#1938
January 27, 2012, 08:50:53 PM
I saw it on a t-shirt today.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Palehorse

#1939
January 27, 2012, 08:54:32 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on January 27, 2012, 08:50:53 PM
I saw it on a t-shirt today.



This is where I saw it. . .  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

#1940
April 09, 2012, 11:51:57 AM
Been doing some light reading relative to Easter and just tripped across this interesting little tidbit.  These are several other "gods" who died and came back from the dead throughout human history (seems the story was around for thousands of years before Jesus):

Australian Aboriginal mythology: Julunggul, Wawalag

Akkadian mythology: Tammuz, Ishtar

Arabian mythology: Phoenix

Aztec mythology: Quetzalcoatl, Xipe Totec

Canaanite mythology: Adonis, Baal, Eshmun, Melqart

Christian mythology: Jesus

Dacian mythology: Zalmoxis

Egyptian mythology: Osiris, Amun, Horus, Amun-Min (Amen-Min)

Etruscan mythology: Atunis -Also known as "Adonis" (Greek)

Greek mythology: Adonis, Cronus, Dionysus, Orpheus, Persephone

Hinduism: Kali, Shiva, Chinnamasta

Japanese mythology: Izanagi

Khoikhoi mythology: Heitsi-eibib

Native American mythology: Kaknu

Norse mythology: Gullveig, Odin, Baldr

Phrygian mythology: Attis

Religion in ancient Rome: Aeneas, Bacchus, Proserpina

Slavic mythology: Jarilo, Kostroma, Marzanna

Sumerian mythology: Dumuzi, Inanna

Yoruba mythology: Obatala, Moremi 
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

The Troll

#1941
April 09, 2012, 12:47:54 PM

  Also there were ancient civilizations that talked about a great flood before there were Christians and the bible.  The stories of David slaying Goliath was stories long before the Christians and the bible.  The people who wrote the bible 440 years after the supposed Jesus died stole stories to make their bible more interesting.   :yes:

Locutus

#1942
April 10, 2012, 09:34:36 PM
Even ole' Jeebus and a layin' on of hands wasn't enough to save looney Santorum's campaign.  ;D

One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

The Troll

#1943
April 10, 2012, 09:45:57 PM

  Oh where are oh worshipful master, God.

  Michell Bachman  said god told her to run for president, so did Sarah Palin, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum.  It don't look like it worked.  :pray:  :preach:  :pope:  Holy Ghost :ghost:  It must be the God Complex.  :rotfl:  :rotfl:   :biggrin:

Palehorse

#1944
April 16, 2012, 01:16:38 PM
http://www.indystar.com/article/20120416/LIVING09/204160317/Indy-woman-1st-Indiana-answer-call-Catholic-priesthood?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|IndyStar.com

Bet the pope is going to be doing a little fit throwing and hurling of fire and brimstone over this!

:pope:

:kneel:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#1945
April 16, 2012, 02:08:25 PM
Wonder when they're gonna get the first male nun.   :groan:
Trump 2020

The Troll

#1946
April 16, 2012, 04:36:36 PM
Quote from: me on April 16, 2012, 02:08:25 PM
Wonder when they're gonna get the first male nun.   :groan:

  :haha:  :haha:  How will they find him.  Well, the Pope has red shoes,  our new nun, he'll will have pink shoes.    :wink: :biggrin:

Locutus

#1947
April 17, 2012, 08:02:04 PM
Wow!  This thread is coming up on 5 years old and almost 2,000 posts.  And after all of that, yes, God still sucks.  ;D
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

The Troll

#1948
April 17, 2012, 08:24:26 PM
Quote from: Locutus on April 17, 2012, 08:02:04 PM
Wow!  This thread is coming up on 5 years old and almost 2,000 posts.  And after all of that, yes, God still sucks.  ;D

  We hear from the Christians how God can't do anything wrong and everything he makes is perfect. :rolleyes:

  I have been eating some peanuts in the shell and I am finding shells that are perfect on the outside, but when you open it, it has only one peanut.  Whoooa, guess what happened?  Last night my wife was eating some peanuts in the shell got one that looked perfect on the outside and guess what, there was no peanuts in it, empty as God's promises   :confused:

  Maybe this is what has happened when you see a deformed and crippled child.  God screwed up.  Let's pray.  :pray:  :preach: :pope:  Oh, don't forget, put something in the pot, because Jesus and God needs it.  :stirthepot: :rolleyes:

Locutus

#1949
April 17, 2012, 08:34:47 PM
I think you should drop something into my pot for starting this thread.  :rotfl:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
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