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Started by Locutus, May 09, 2007, 09:20:54 PM

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dan foster

#1230
July 30, 2009, 05:57:55 PM
Quote from: Locutus on July 30, 2009, 05:40:22 PM
Hey Palehorse, next time you're enjoying a Guiness, make sure you look for ole' Jeebus.  I may have to have a beer now just to see if he shows up.  :biggrin: :rotfl:

Sorry, I only see a jackass, throwing up...must have been too much stout...

"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

Locutus

#1231
July 30, 2009, 06:16:55 PM
:rotfl:   When you isolate that section of it image, that's certainly what it looks like.
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

#1232
July 30, 2009, 07:35:12 PM
Quote from: Locutus on July 30, 2009, 05:40:22 PM
Hey Palehorse, next time you're enjoying a Guiness, make sure you look for ole' Jeebus.  I may have to have a beer now just to see if he shows up.  :biggrin: :rotfl:

Hey! I saw Jeebus on a pack of rolling papers at the tobacco store. Only, they call him the Zig-Zag Man. . .  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

LOsborne

#1233
July 30, 2009, 07:39:29 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 30, 2009, 07:35:12 PM
Hey! I saw Jeebus on a pack of rolling papers at the tobacco store. Only, they call him the Zig-Zag Man. . .  :biggrin:
That's not Jeebus. That's Zappa.

Palehorse

#1234
July 30, 2009, 07:40:03 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on July 30, 2009, 07:39:29 PM
That's not Jeebus. That's Zappa.

Ghost Zappa!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#1235
July 30, 2009, 07:41:12 PM
Quote from: Locutus on July 30, 2009, 05:29:03 PM
LOL!!  From that article, there are more!

The Holy Toast Jeebus:




No. . . this is Frank on toast!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

LOsborne

#1236
July 30, 2009, 07:49:13 PM
Needs a little Suzie Creamcheese.

Palehorse

#1237
July 30, 2009, 07:50:30 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on July 30, 2009, 07:49:13 PM
Needs a little Suzie Creamcheese.

Couple of catholic girlz will fix it right up! (With their tiny little mustache!)
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

#1238
July 30, 2009, 10:59:33 PM
LMFAO!  God has a Facebook fan page...he must really be bored now that I don't have any more dogs for him to kill.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#1239
July 30, 2009, 11:03:48 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on July 30, 2009, 10:59:33 PM
LMFAO!  God has a Facebook fan page...he must really be bored now that I don't have any more dogs for him to kill.

;)........new computer at home....facebook or no facebook..........i hate that your dogs died....but since you don't believe in God....it can't be His fault.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


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pariann

#1240
July 30, 2009, 11:42:16 PM
Yeah, Why ARE you two on this late?
Looks like I've come full circle.

dan foster

#1241
July 31, 2009, 12:13:26 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 30, 2009, 07:50:30 PM
Couple of catholic girlz will fix it right up! (With their tiny little mustache!)

Just covered in chocolate syrup... :eek:

"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

pariann

#1242
July 31, 2009, 12:15:04 AM
do you not sleep?
Looks like I've come full circle.

Locutus

#1243
July 31, 2009, 01:00:36 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on July 30, 2009, 10:59:33 PM
LMFAO!  God has a Facebook fan page...he must really be bored now that I don't have any more dogs for him to kill.

Isn't that amazing??  What's more amazing is how many of my damn friends are fans of that page.  :rolleyes:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Exterminator

#1244
July 31, 2009, 01:01:11 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on July 30, 2009, 11:03:48 PM
;)........new computer at home....facebook or no facebook..........i hate that your dogs died....but since you don't believe in God....it can't be His fault.

Using your logic that all good things are his work, all bad things must be as well.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.
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