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Exterminator

#1215
July 30, 2009, 11:46:27 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on July 30, 2009, 11:28:20 AM
my answer was to Dan.......and I will not waste anymore time on this, because it is pointless in the firt place.

Correct; talking about something that doesn't exist is pointless.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

dan foster

#1216
July 30, 2009, 11:52:02 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on July 30, 2009, 11:28:20 AM
my answer was to Dan.......and I will not waste anymore time on this, because it is pointless in the firt place.

No problem, but I am curious; have you been faced with a decision to rape little girls, or kill young boys?  I wonder if your life lessons have included such instructions from the bible, that ROCK solid piece of work;

Hank said:  "...The Bible may have been 'written' by men, (and I say 'written') but it's content and messages has been ROCK solid in answering many, many life situations that have been thrown at me..."

Bible said: (Numbers 31 (King James Version))
"17Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.

18But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. "

Oh, I know, that's just that OT stuff that doesn't count (unless you want to push the 10/400 commandments to prove the US is a nation under a god).  So, if you will, what lesson do you get from:

Mark 11

1And when they came nigh to Jerusalem, unto Bethphage and Bethany, at the mount of Olives, he sendeth forth two of his disciples,

2And saith unto them, Go your way into the village over against you: and as soon as ye be entered into it, ye shall find a colt tied, whereon never man sat; loose him, and bring him.

3And if any man say unto you, Why do ye this? say ye that the Lord hath need of him; and straightway he will send him hither.

4And they went their way, and found the colt tied by the door without in a place where two ways met; and they loose him.

Are you a horse thief?  We usta hang them thare galldamn varmits.

"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

dan foster

#1217
July 30, 2009, 11:55:48 AM
Quote from: Elaine on July 29, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
I am pretty sure that was a love letter written to a young village girl by the king, where he expressed his love for her.

Some believe it is God's song of love for Israel, and some think it is simply a beautiful poem a man wrote to his beloved.

Would be interested in seeing if you have the gumption to actually look up some of the commentaries.

You might want to go back to the "Song".  I highlighted the object of the affection (his, in red).  Is your avatar Mt Evans, CO?
"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

dan foster

#1218
July 30, 2009, 12:11:48 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on July 30, 2009, 11:28:20 AM
my answer was to Dan.......and I will not waste anymore time on this, because it is pointless in the firt place.

I understand Hank.  It just needed to be said by you and this video captures all your sentiments.  Good job.

http://www.woodstockpropane.com/images/Hanks_World.wmv

WARNING: Large pile, I mean file.  May take a few minutes to dump, I mean download.  You might want to right click and "save link as"...
"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke

Exterminator

#1219
July 30, 2009, 12:47:49 PM
LMFAO!  Wow...
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Locutus

#1220
July 30, 2009, 02:04:11 PM
Quote from: dan foster on July 30, 2009, 12:11:48 PM
I understand Hank.  It just needed to be said by you and this video captures all your sentiments.  Good job.

http://www.woodstockpropane.com/images/Hanks_World.wmv





WARNING: Large pile, I mean file.  May take a few minutes to dump, I mean download.  You might want to right click and "save link as"...

:rotfl:  That's hilarious! 
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Henry Hawk

#1221
July 30, 2009, 02:47:28 PM
 :finger2:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Locutus

#1222
July 30, 2009, 03:08:59 PM
I tell ya', that guy in that video just exudes ignorance. 
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Locutus

#1223
July 30, 2009, 05:23:13 PM
Here's ole' Jeebus again!  He keeps showing up in the strangest places.  This time, he's in a frying pan after a greasy cheeseburger was cooked.



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2560710/The-Holy-Roast.html

The title of the article is "The Holy Roast."  :rotfl:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Locutus

#1224
July 30, 2009, 05:29:03 PM
LOL!!  From that article, there are more!

The Holy Toast Jeebus:


One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Locutus

#1225
July 30, 2009, 05:30:51 PM
The Holy Fish Stick Jeebus:

One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Locutus

#1226
July 30, 2009, 05:31:18 PM
Jeebus in the Holy Suds:



:spooked:  :biggrin:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Locutus

#1227
July 30, 2009, 05:32:37 PM
The Holy Chapati Jeebus:

One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Locutus

#1228
July 30, 2009, 05:34:10 PM
And finally, ole' Jeebus in the Holy Potato Chip:

One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Locutus

#1229
July 30, 2009, 05:40:22 PM
Hey Palehorse, next time you're enjoying a Guiness, make sure you look for ole' Jeebus.  I may have to have a beer now just to see if he shows up.  :biggrin: :rotfl:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
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