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Elaine

#5655
June 02, 2009, 02:52:53 PM
I have looked and looked for a monkey suit, alas i have found none with a hat to match my purse
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

me

#5656
June 02, 2009, 03:23:44 PM
I found a hat ok it's the shoes that I can't find.   :biggrin:
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me

#5657
June 02, 2009, 09:10:59 PM
Why is it when it rains the garden grows such a small amount you hardly notice the grass grows about an inch and the weeds grow at least a foot instantly?   :mad:
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Palehorse

#5658
June 03, 2009, 07:34:13 AM
Damned! My grass went gonzo last night. I thought I heard a tiger out there this morning!  :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Locutus

#5659
June 03, 2009, 04:34:45 PM
I didn't know J. D. Salinger was still alive.
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

#5660
June 04, 2009, 08:19:36 AM
Quote from: Locutus on June 03, 2009, 04:34:45 PM
I didn't know J. D. Salinger was still alive.

He's been hiding in the rye!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

LOsborne

#5661
June 04, 2009, 08:28:26 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on June 04, 2009, 08:19:36 AM
He's been hiding in the rye!  :biggrin:
Along with that tiger.

Palehorse

#5662
June 04, 2009, 08:33:29 AM
Quote from: LOsborne on June 04, 2009, 08:28:26 AM
Along with that tiger.

I think that is now plural. . . I hear more than one this morning out there!  :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Elaine

#5663
June 04, 2009, 10:55:19 AM
I am building a house on a parking lot.  At Walmart
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Palehorse

#5664
June 04, 2009, 11:32:41 AM
Quote from: Elaine on June 04, 2009, 10:55:19 AM
I am building a house on a parking lot.  At Walmart

Keep it out of the gimp parking zones. . . Those bluehairs will ride through your living room!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Elaine

#5665
June 04, 2009, 02:07:57 PM
right smack in the middle, and will laugh when they have to walk around the yard decorations
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Palehorse

#5666
June 04, 2009, 02:28:45 PM
Quote from: Elaine on June 04, 2009, 02:07:57 PM
right smack in the middle, and will laugh when they have to walk around the yard decorations

:icon_twisted:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#5667
June 05, 2009, 01:29:03 PM
Motorcycle critically injured in wreck on Lake Shore Drive

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/1608790,w-motorcycle-crash-lake-shore-drive-060509.article

Actual headline from an article in a Chicago Newspaper.

I hope that motorcycle's family isn't too grief stricken!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#5668
June 05, 2009, 01:35:49 PM
Time fer the rain dance!

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R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#5669
June 05, 2009, 01:37:07 PM
 :eek:  NO NO NO NO NO.....I need to catch up with the weeding first......
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