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Henry Hawk

Some people beleive EVERYTHING they read, even when it defies logic.   :rolleyes:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Locutus

Quote from: Henry Hawk on July 19, 2013, 01:11:38 PM
Some people beleive EVERYTHING they read, even when it defies logic.   :rolleyes:

How does the premise of that article defy logic?
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

me

Quote from: Exterminator on July 19, 2013, 12:23:30 PM
Nope...not the kind of training we do.   :wink:
I know I was just jokin' with ya....  :smile:
Trump 2020

Henry Hawk

Quote from: Locutus on July 19, 2013, 01:13:43 PM
How does the premise of that article defy logic?

Why in the world would it raise it?  It is only passing through our country.  Unless we impose a tax of some sort at the pump, it is just propaganda BS!  It is going to INCREASE the supply, logic dictates it LOWERS the cost.
It is going to create jobs and that is the REAL winner as far as I am concerned. It is a win/win.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

me

Quote from: Exterminator on July 12, 2013, 10:05:05 AM
Funny narrative from one of the cops I train dogs with:

Walmart tough guy and a gift from Jesus

Just left. Was buying chicken for dogs. Come out to find biker looking dude all tatted up parked in fire lane standing next to open rear door screaming at about an 8 year old girl "you little bitch I'll beat your fucking ass! You hear me? Is that what you fucking want? Is it? I'll kick your fucking ass and swell your eyes shut you stupid little bitch! Now shut up! I will knock your fucking lights out!" Then he reached in, took her toy as she was bawling, threw it in the trash, and yelled "fuck you. I don't care. Shut up bitch!"

Needless to say, that ain't happening in front of me. I've had a shitty day anyway so I said thank you Jesus for this gift you've given me. I immediately yelled for him to stop and approached. I asked him "you think that's an appropriate way to speak to a child? Does that make you feel like a tough guy? It's a small child. How about we calm down." His response.... "Fuck you. Mind your own business or I'll show you what a tough guy is." I enjoyed this statement because I knew it meant I was about to unwrap my Jesus gift. I then replied "I'd like to see that if you don't mind. Because all I see is a fucking little bully who needs taught a lesson. Leave the kid alone." Here comes tough guy. As he walks over I said "I promise you if you put a hand on me, it's gonna hurt for days. So you do what you wanna do there tough guy, but I'm not an 8 year old girl." Tough guy walks up and I'm smiling. When he gets to me he swings, I move out of the way, then I land a right hook on the left side of his head as hard as I can swing. He goes down and stays down. Poor baby. Three Walmart employees see it all and ask if I'm ok. I said yes. I call Beech Grove police. They show up and arrest tough guy for battery. Mom is crying and actually thanks me. Says they are terrified of him, she only dated him, and this was final straw. I talked to mom about protecting her child from asshole boyfriends because she was to blame too. I walked over and got her toy outta the trash and mom/child leave. Tough guy goes to jail. Now I'm going to work. :)

People suck. But they're fun to punch.
Thank you for that Ex.  I hope that woman gets away from him and stays away both for her sake and the child's.
Trump 2020

Exterminator

Quote from: Henry Hawk on July 19, 2013, 01:24:13 PM
Why in the world would it raise it?  It is only passing through our country.  Unless we impose a tax of some sort at the pump, it is just propaganda BS!  It is going to INCREASE the supply, logic dictates it LOWERS the cost.
It is going to create jobs and that is the REAL winner as far as I am concerned. It is a win/win.

You really don't understand how anything works; do you?  Are you completely unaware that gas prices in the midwest have been held in check for some time now due to the Canadians' selling their oil here due to their inability to efficiently get it to the gulf coast?
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Exterminator

Quote from: me on July 19, 2013, 01:27:20 PM
Thank you for that Ex.  I hope that woman gets away from him and stays away both for her sake and the child's.

Me too but it's more likely she was bailing him out of jail before the day was out.   :mad:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

me

Quote from: Exterminator on July 19, 2013, 01:32:25 PM
Me too but it's more likely she was bailing him out of jail before the day was out.   :mad:
Unfortunately that's what happens most of the time.  :'(
Trump 2020

Henry Hawk

Obama just NEVER knows when to keep his mouth shut..........lets just keep on dividing  :rolleyes:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

me

Quote from: Henry Hawk on July 19, 2013, 02:17:58 PM
Obama just NEVER knows when to keep his mouth shut..........lets just keep on dividing  :rolleyes:
What's he done now?  We haven't had the TV or radio on all day so I haven't heard any news.
Trump 2020

Henry Hawk

Quote from: me on July 19, 2013, 02:19:08 PM
What's he done now?  We haven't had the TV or radio on all day so I haven't heard any news.

"If teen had been white, 'outcome and the aftermath might have been different'..."
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Henry Hawk

Liberal Politics + UAW = Detroit (bankrupt)
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

Quote from: Henry Hawk on July 19, 2013, 02:57:32 PM
Liberal Politics + UAW = Detroit (bankrupt)

Every time I read one of your posts I feel a little dumber than I was before.   :rolleyes:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

Quote from: Exterminator on July 19, 2013, 03:19:28 PM
Every time I read one of your posts I feel a little dumber than I was before.   :rolleyes:

That is because you are realizing that I am just SO much smarter than you.......it finally begins to sink in, and reality hits.

You are indeed dumber....

That's the best analogy I could give you.....but hang in there, and if I need to dumb down my posts to help you understand, just let me know.....the bottom line is, I am here for you.  ;) :yes:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW