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Locutus

#3105
July 09, 2013, 03:43:41 PM
LMFAO!!!!   :rotfl:   What a dunce! 

Nude woman swimmer distracts home burglary victim
07/09/2013 10:30 AM

A woman who received permission to skinny dip in a man's backyard pool sufficiently amused him while her male companion burglarized the premises, police reported.

The 54-year-old victim said the couple, who lived nearby, approached his home about 3 p.m. Saturday in this eastern Tennessee town.

He said the woman instructed her companion to return home for her cigarettes, and then asked the homeowner if she could swim in his pool.

He escorted her through the home to the pool in the rear when she surprisingly asked if he would mind if she swam in the nude.

He didn't, she stripped down and proceeded to swim for 20 minutes. The homeowner sat poolside all the while, handing her a towel to dry off when she finished. She then dressed and left.

Police said the victim got an even bigger surprise when he returned to his home, discovering missing jewelry, medications and a handgun -- all worth an estimated $1,195.

Police were seeking the couple for questioning.
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Henry Hawk

#3106
July 09, 2013, 04:06:23 PM
How in the hell was I supposed to kn....I mean, how was that, uh, man was supposed to know?   :redface:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Locutus

#3107
July 09, 2013, 04:12:31 PM
;D
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Exterminator

#3108
July 10, 2013, 09:57:46 AM
I've invited her back!   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Locutus

#3109
July 10, 2013, 11:27:06 AM
:rotfl:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Henry Hawk

#3110
July 10, 2013, 11:30:51 AM
 ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#3111
July 12, 2013, 10:05:05 AM
Funny narrative from one of the cops I train dogs with:

Walmart tough guy and a gift from Jesus

Just left. Was buying chicken for dogs. Come out to find biker looking dude all tatted up parked in fire lane standing next to open rear door screaming at about an 8 year old girl "you little bitch I'll beat your fucking ass! You hear me? Is that what you fucking want? Is it? I'll kick your fucking ass and swell your eyes shut you stupid little bitch! Now shut up! I will knock your fucking lights out!" Then he reached in, took her toy as she was bawling, threw it in the trash, and yelled "fuck you. I don't care. Shut up bitch!"

Needless to say, that ain't happening in front of me. I've had a shitty day anyway so I said thank you Jesus for this gift you've given me. I immediately yelled for him to stop and approached. I asked him "you think that's an appropriate way to speak to a child? Does that make you feel like a tough guy? It's a small child. How about we calm down." His response.... "Fuck you. Mind your own business or I'll show you what a tough guy is." I enjoyed this statement because I knew it meant I was about to unwrap my Jesus gift. I then replied "I'd like to see that if you don't mind. Because all I see is a fucking little bully who needs taught a lesson. Leave the kid alone." Here comes tough guy. As he walks over I said "I promise you if you put a hand on me, it's gonna hurt for days. So you do what you wanna do there tough guy, but I'm not an 8 year old girl." Tough guy walks up and I'm smiling. When he gets to me he swings, I move out of the way, then I land a right hook on the left side of his head as hard as I can swing. He goes down and stays down. Poor baby. Three Walmart employees see it all and ask if I'm ok. I said yes. I call Beech Grove police. They show up and arrest tough guy for battery. Mom is crying and actually thanks me. Says they are terrified of him, she only dated him, and this was final straw. I talked to mom about protecting her child from asshole boyfriends because she was to blame too. I walked over and got her toy outta the trash and mom/child leave. Tough guy goes to jail. Now I'm going to work. :)

People suck. But they're fun to punch.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#3112
July 12, 2013, 10:16:53 AM
I love a good "feel-good" story to start my day off!!!  :yes:

Thanks Ex!  ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

libby

#3113
July 12, 2013, 10:57:57 AM
Quote from: Locutus on July 09, 2013, 03:43:41 PM
LMFAO!!!!   :rotfl:   What a dunce! 

Nude woman swimmer distracts home burglary victim
07/09/2013 10:30 AM

A woman who received permission to skinny dip in a man's backyard pool sufficiently amused him while her male companion burglarized the premises, police reported.

The 54-year-old victim said the couple, who lived nearby, approached his home about 3 p.m. Saturday in this eastern Tennessee town.

He said the woman instructed her companion to return home for her cigarettes, and then asked the homeowner if she could swim in his pool.

He escorted her through the home to the pool in the rear when she surprisingly asked if he would mind if she swam in the nude.

He didn't, she stripped down and proceeded to swim for 20 minutes. The homeowner sat poolside all the while, handing her a towel to dry off when she finished. She then dressed and left.

Police said the victim got an even bigger surprise when he returned to his home, discovering missing jewelry, medications and a handgun -- all worth an estimated $1,195.

Police were seeking the couple for questioning.
:lol:
All of life is a process of testing and initiation, always preparing for a higher level of consciousness -- and illumination. -- John Horn

Palehorse

#3114
July 12, 2013, 11:57:31 PM
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Bo D

#3115
July 18, 2013, 04:59:17 PM
In the South, the word "naked" has two different meanings depending on how you pronounce it.

If you say "Naked," it means simply that you have no clothes on.

But if you say "Nekkid," it means you got no clothes on and you're up to somethin'.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

me

#3116
July 18, 2013, 06:12:13 PM
Trump 2020

Exterminator

#3117
July 19, 2013, 12:23:30 PM
Quote from: me on July 18, 2013, 06:12:13 PM
That's neat.  Can your dog do this Ex?

Nope...not the kind of training we do.   :wink:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Exterminator

#3118
July 19, 2013, 12:24:38 PM
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Palehorse

#3119
July 19, 2013, 12:25:54 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on July 19, 2013, 12:24:38 PM
Keystone XL could raise gas prices $.40 per gallon.

Oh but "this needs to be built so that we can get cheaper gas prices". . .  :rolleyes:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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