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me

#510
February 26, 2012, 10:54:13 AM
Trump 2020

Palehorse

#511
February 26, 2012, 01:31:25 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, deh, deh,deh,deh, deh, ma, ma, ma ,ma ,ma, ma, ma, ma, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah. . . .mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, . . . <repeat endlessly>

(My grandson this morning).  :biggrin: :smitten: :smitten:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#512
February 27, 2012, 08:21:38 AM
okay here we go
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

me

#513
February 27, 2012, 10:47:04 AM
 :sick: :zzz:
Trump 2020

damfast

#514
February 27, 2012, 01:42:28 PM
 :nta: :nta: :nta:
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Sandy Eggo

#515
February 27, 2012, 08:17:59 PM
I thought we had a "jokes thread" in this section. :confused:

Anyway, this will fit here. ;D

A man and a woman were sitting next to each other in an airplane.
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. This happened over and over during the flight.So the man asked her are you ok?
"I am sorry I have a medical condition; she said whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
...
The man asked, "Are you taking anything for it?"
The woman nodded, "Pepper"
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

me

#516
February 27, 2012, 09:17:53 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on February 27, 2012, 08:17:59 PM
I thought we had a "jokes thread" in this section. :confused:

Anyway, this will fit here. ;D

A man and a woman were sitting next to each other in an airplane.
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. This happened over and over during the flight.So the man asked her are you ok?
"I am sorry I have a medical condition; she said whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
...
The man asked, "Are you taking anything for it?"
The woman nodded, "Pepper"
:biggrin:
Trump 2020

Henry Hawk

#517
February 28, 2012, 08:27:53 AM
two dead in OHIO... :(
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#518
February 28, 2012, 09:50:53 AM
I went to my new, attractive, female doctor the other day for my annual check-up and she told me I had to quit masturbating.  When I asked why, she said, "because I'm trying to examine you."
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#519
February 28, 2012, 10:20:58 AM
okay, I just shot some coffee RIGHT through my nose and all over my screen........ :spooked: ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

damfast

#520
February 28, 2012, 04:43:00 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on February 28, 2012, 09:50:53 AM
I went to my new, attractive, female doctor the other day for my annual check-up and she told me I had to quit masturbating.  When I asked why, she said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

hahahaha
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

me

#521
February 28, 2012, 05:46:27 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on February 28, 2012, 09:50:53 AM
I went to my new, attractive, female doctor the other day for my annual check-up and she told me I had to quit masturbating.  When I asked why, she said, "because I'm trying to examine you."
:spooked:  :smile:
Trump 2020

followsthewolf

#522
February 28, 2012, 06:31:52 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on February 28, 2012, 09:50:53 AM
I went to my new, attractive, female doctor the other day for my annual check-up and she told me I had to quit masturbating.  When I asked why, she said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Did she rub you the wrong way?



:confused: :) :)
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Palehorse

#523
February 29, 2012, 11:51:22 AM
Tornadoes already. They killed an estimated 7 or so in Branson Missouri last night, and an estimated 10 in Illinois this morning. . . :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#524
February 29, 2012, 12:19:23 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on February 18, 2012, 12:54:44 AM
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.
:confused: :confused:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW
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