News:

The Unknown Zone ℠ © 2001-2026 D.N.P. All rights reserved on all parts of this Internet Publication which consists of graphic images and text documents.  No part of this Internet Publication may be reproduced or stored in a retrieval system or transmitted in any form or by any means electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without permission.

Main Menu

Random Comments (RH)

Started by The Troll, March 09, 2011, 05:50:22 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 ... 488
User actions

Exterminator

#525
February 29, 2012, 12:43:00 PM
I've decided Jews must be really good drivers.  I mean, when's the last time you saw a Star of David on the side of the highway?
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Palehorse

#526
February 29, 2012, 12:46:28 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on February 29, 2012, 12:43:00 PM
I've decided Jews must be really good drivers.  I mean, when's the last time you saw a Star of David on the side of the highway?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#527
February 29, 2012, 12:57:47 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on February 18, 2012, 12:54:44 AM
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.

:confused: :confused: :confused:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

damfast

#528
February 29, 2012, 01:54:03 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on February 29, 2012, 12:43:00 PM
I've decided Jews must be really good drivers.  I mean, when's the last time you saw a Star of David on the side of the highway?

harharhar
snort snort

toooo funny.
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Exterminator

#529
February 29, 2012, 04:26:21 PM
Conservatives say that if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest and that the poor have lost all incentive because we've given them too much money. -- (paraphrased from) George Carlin
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Palehorse

#530
February 29, 2012, 09:49:44 PM
I miss George Carlin!  :'(
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#531
March 01, 2012, 12:35:55 AM
Look what I found during an inspection this evening at work! :spooked:

R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

damfast

#532
March 01, 2012, 09:08:35 AM
Batman

DEAD!!

killed by Pale Horse
news at 11
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Henry Hawk

#533
March 01, 2012, 09:13:04 AM
 ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#534
March 02, 2012, 08:21:04 PM
8 dead in southern Indiana and counting. Marysville is completely gone. And it's only march 1st. Looks like we're in for a wild ride as we head into a blistering summer in the middle of the country!  :yes:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#535
March 02, 2012, 10:13:05 PM
My son with the National Guard is there now with his unit helping out.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#536
March 03, 2012, 12:10:32 AM
You've heard of the "ring of fire", where seismic activity is an around the clock event. Well, I am starting to think we are living in the ring of air, with all these twisters cropping up all around us!  :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Bo D

#537
March 03, 2012, 11:02:54 AM
Unnoticed in the commotion, yet another victim of the Horse ....

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Sandy Eggo

#538
March 03, 2012, 03:13:18 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on March 03, 2012, 12:10:32 AM
You've heard of the "ring of fire", where seismic activity is an around the clock event. Well, I am starting to think we are living in the ring of air, with all these twisters cropping up all around us!  :spooked:

I though you were going to say from all the hot air circulating. ;D

Hang in there - you midwesterners are getting some really bad weather!
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#539
March 03, 2012, 04:24:31 PM
Quote from: Olias on March 03, 2012, 11:02:54 AM
Unnoticed in the commotion, yet another victim of the Horse ....



They were all very much alive when last I saw them.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 ... 488
User actions