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Exterminator

#480
February 17, 2012, 12:10:13 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on February 17, 2012, 11:51:38 AM
Ex, I will beat you to the punch...he did NOT get this talent from me..... :biggrin:

I was going to suggest he could tutor you!   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

The Troll

#481
February 17, 2012, 12:43:11 PM
Quote from: Olias on February 17, 2012, 12:09:30 PM
Keep on bragging, Henry! Great news!

  Good kid, I sure wish I could spell good.  With out spell-check I would be lost.   :yes: :smile:

me

#482
February 17, 2012, 05:02:46 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on February 17, 2012, 11:51:38 AM
I am very proud to say that my 11-year old son won the 2012 East Elementary 4th, 5th and 6th grade spelling bee!!!

He was among 32 of the best spellers that school had to offer and he was the last man standing! 

Ex, I will beat you to the punch...he did NOT get this talent from me..... :biggrin:

He amazed me as I helped him study from  a list of 275 words he would go 50 or so at a time before he would miss one.

I know it sounds like I am bragging but he is really a great kid and I could not be more proud of him.  :yes:
Thats great HH. 
Trump 2020

Anne

#483
February 17, 2012, 11:53:36 PM
Congratulations to your son, HH.
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

Palehorse

#484
February 18, 2012, 12:54:44 AM
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#485
February 18, 2012, 01:12:48 AM
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#486
February 19, 2012, 11:07:43 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on February 18, 2012, 01:12:48 AM
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

  Your dog will be your friend no matter what.  You having bad luck or good luck always your buddy.  But a cat, they will decide when they want to be your friend.  Their more or less like a woman.  You have to kiss their butt to get along.  :haha:  :salute:

Palehorse

#487
February 20, 2012, 12:55:49 PM
Man. . . shopping for some pedals this weekend and I discovered I may need a friggin mortgage to get the ones I want!

Electric Mistress, Soul Preacher, #1 Echo, and a Rat, patch cables and a 14 foot instrument cable = $512.00 + tax!  :spooked: :spooked: :spooked: :spooked: :spooked: :spooked:

I'd get a Big Muff but my neighbors wouldn't appreciate the high volumes I'd have to play at in order to achieve the tones I can get with the Rat!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

#488
February 20, 2012, 01:22:02 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on February 20, 2012, 12:55:49 PM
I'd get a Big Muff but my neighbors wouldn't appreciate the high volumes I'd have to play at in order to achieve the tones I can get with the Rat!

Relax; it's only a $254.00 fine (been there, done that).
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Palehorse

#489
February 20, 2012, 01:24:30 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on February 20, 2012, 01:22:02 PM
Relax; it's only a $254.00 fine (been there, done that).

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

damfast

#490
February 20, 2012, 02:03:30 PM
Quote from: The Troll on February 19, 2012, 11:07:43 AM
  Your dog will be your friend no matter what.  You having bad luck or good luck always your buddy.  But a cat, they will decide when they want to be your friend.  Their more or less like a woman.  You have to kiss their butt to get along.  :haha:  :salute:

i want a survey, who here has kissed a cat's butt?

:biggrin:
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Exterminator

#491
February 20, 2012, 02:55:01 PM
Quote from: damfast on February 20, 2012, 02:03:30 PM
i want a survey, who here has kissed a cat's butt?

I didn't kiss her butt but I did give mine a bath once and she loved it...sat there and purred the entire time.  Her fur stuck to my tongue but aside from that it was a rewarding experience for both of us!   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

The Troll

#492
February 20, 2012, 03:13:28 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on February 20, 2012, 02:55:01 PM
I didn't kiss her butt but I did give mine a bath once and she loved it...sat there and purred the entire time.  Her fur stuck to my tongue but aside from that it was a rewarding experience for both of us!   :biggrin:


  :haha:    :haha:      :haha:         :haha:  Other than that,  :nocomment:  Oh, watch for hair balls.  :haha:

damfast

#493
February 20, 2012, 04:36:43 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on February 20, 2012, 02:55:01 PM
I didn't kiss her butt but I did give mine a bath once and she loved it...sat there and purred the entire time.  Her fur stuck to my tongue but aside from that it was a rewarding experience for both of us!   :biggrin:

i will NEVER look at giving the cat a bath the same way again...
It's always darkest before the dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Palehorse

#494
February 20, 2012, 07:16:56 PM
Siri knows my name! And she doesn't understand "taking back"! Does that mean she is generous?
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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