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pariann

#105
October 20, 2009, 08:55:21 PM
shitmydadsays: "You sure do like to tailgate people... Right, because it's real important you show up to the nothing you have to do on time."
Looks like I've come full circle.

Palehorse

#106
October 21, 2009, 08:46:00 PM
"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that." ~shitmydadsays

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: 8) 8) 8)
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

pariann

#107
October 22, 2009, 07:38:30 AM
Okay I don't know who this guy is...but some of his stuff is funny.....

"People brush their teeth in the morning.  At night is a different story.  A lot of people go to bed at night with out brushing they teeth.  They let everything they ate and drank that day stay in their mouth until the morning.  Just sitting there in their mouth, in their teeth, on their gums on their tounge.  Then you wake up in the morning and mix everything you ate yesterday with the morning breath.  Wake up wit ya breath smelling like 10 musty africans in the backyard burning logs of sh*t."
Looks like I've come full circle.

pariann

#108
October 22, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
shitmydadsays "The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."
Looks like I've come full circle.

followsthewolf

#109
October 22, 2009, 02:04:13 PM
The old man should be a stand-up comedian.

He kills me.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Palehorse

#110
October 22, 2009, 02:51:47 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on October 22, 2009, 02:04:13 PM
The old man should be a stand-up comedian.

He kills me.

He's been slaying me since I first read him!  :yes: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

#111
October 23, 2009, 03:59:56 PM
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

pariann

#112
October 23, 2009, 04:53:27 PM
What's wrong with those people?
Looks like I've come full circle.

pariann

#113
October 25, 2009, 07:41:09 AM
shitmydadsays "I need to change clothes? Wow. That's big talk coming from someone who looks like they robbed a Mervyn's."
Looks like I've come full circle.

Palehorse

#114
November 06, 2009, 12:26:01 PM
shitmydadsays

"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."

# "I hate paying bills... Son, don't say "me too." I didn't say that looking to relate to you. I said it instead of "go away."11:27 AM Nov 3rd from web
# "Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."8:44 AM Nov 1st from web
# "Nobody is that important. They eat, shit, and screw, just like you. Maybe not shit like you, you got those stomach problems."9:11 AM Oct 29th from web
# "You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."12:39 PM Oct 28th from web
# "If mom calls, tell her I'm shitting... Son, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a shit."9:46 AM Oct 26th from web
# "I need to change clothes? Wow. That's big talk coming from someone who looks like they robbed a Mervyn's."1:43 PM Oct 24th from web
# "The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

#115
November 06, 2009, 01:42:18 PM
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

pariann

#116
November 09, 2009, 09:12:35 AM
Yeah....those are nutso....you should see the two I got this morning from the same guy.  Creepy:

Goodmorning! Pari Ann,;-)
Hon. we met on another Dating Site online but I cannot remember which one it was. I'm Sorry! But, I do remember you!! ;-) I remember the kindness and the feelings that we showed towards each other. Then I don't know what happened but, I couldn't find you anymore. "Sad" Not that I ddn't try to find you because I did Hon. Honestly!
You probally don't even remember me. But, I do remember you Pari Ann. ;-) I know that the feelings I had for you were very strong and true Hon. I guess you've probally found someone else by now? Just My Luck!! :-( I just wanted you to know that My feelings for you have never changed Darlin'.;-) I Loved You then and I still do Hon. I just wanted you to know that Sweetie.;-)
If I'm wrong about you already finding someone I really would Love to know Honey. O-K?
Take Care & Saty Safe Always!
All My Love,Hugs,Kisses,Winks,Understanding,Compassion,Respect Always, Leo T

For the record, I can promise I NEVER talked to this guy, ever, in the past, and I have no intention of ever talking to him in the future.  Also, this wasn't on a dating site that I got the mail.  I don't know where the heck this guy thinks he is.
Looks like I've come full circle.

Exterminator

#117
November 12, 2009, 01:40:06 PM
What happens after I die?

Honorable mention to google.com's feature that tries to help you fill in your search as you type...try "why won't".
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#118
November 12, 2009, 01:45:03 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on November 12, 2009, 01:40:06 PM
Honorable mention to google.com's feature that tries to help you fill in your search as you type...try "why won't".

lmao....... :spooked: ;D  ....that is just wrong!
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Henry Hawk

#119
November 12, 2009, 01:47:13 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on November 12, 2009, 01:40:06 PM
What happens after I die?

duh........I was working while I linked to this.........and kept thinking it was trying to download..........

FINALLY.....I got it!!... :rolleyes: ;D

again...WRONG!!.. :razz:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW
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