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Exterminator

#120
November 12, 2009, 02:17:12 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on November 12, 2009, 01:47:13 PM
duh........I was working while I linked to this.........and kept thinking it was trying to download..........

FINALLY.....I got it!!... :rolleyes: ;D

again...WRONG!!.. :razz:

Prove it!
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#121
November 12, 2009, 02:24:17 PM
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Henry Hawk

#122
November 20, 2009, 01:56:07 PM
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#123
November 23, 2009, 09:16:05 PM
shitmydadsays~

#   "We're banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it's okay to hump, and it's okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out."    1:07 PM Nov 21st   from web

# "No. Tell 'em we're not doing Christmas dinner at a casino... Don't be an ass about it, but tell them why it's a fucking stupid idea." 12:59 PM Nov 18th from web

# "I don't need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I'm old. I'm through moving shit." 11:00 AM Nov 16th from web  :biggrin: Good job dad!  :biggrin:

# "A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown fucking toenail. Stop bitching." :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#124
November 23, 2009, 09:18:14 PM
SMDS~

"Mom and I saw a great movie last night...No, don't remember the name. It was about a guy or, no, wait.. fuck, getting old sucks."

:rotfl: Wait! Umm. . .  :groan: He's right!  :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

pariann

#125
November 23, 2009, 10:31:59 PM
okay....I've been in too good a mood today...and those just took it over the top.  Is there such a thing as laughing too much?
Looks like I've come full circle.

Palehorse

#126
November 23, 2009, 10:45:19 PM
A couple of them made be guffaw! Last time I guffawed was about the same time a hocked a chord!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

#127
November 24, 2009, 08:50:34 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 09:16:05 PM
Well, I guess it's okay to hump, and it's okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out.

This has been my experience as well.   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Palehorse

#128
November 24, 2009, 10:21:52 AM
 :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

And yet its okay for the "cat" to howl, squeal, moan, and growl!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

#129
November 24, 2009, 10:44:17 AM
And scratch!
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

pariann

#130
November 24, 2009, 10:46:25 AM
They are just more into it.  That's all. LOL
Looks like I've come full circle.

pariann

#131
November 24, 2009, 12:55:02 PM
Looks like I've come full circle.

Palehorse

#132
December 02, 2009, 01:01:07 PM
"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit." ~ SMDS
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#133
December 02, 2009, 01:01:40 PM
"The whole world is fueled by bullshit... What? The kid asked me for advice on his science fair project so I'm giving it to him." ~SMDS
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#134
December 02, 2009, 01:02:08 PM
"It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows how it works."~SMDS
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville
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