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pariann

#45
September 15, 2009, 04:11:03 PM
shitmydadsays "Don't listen to the ***** side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a *****. Remove the *****, son."
Looks like I've come full circle.

kimmi

#46
September 16, 2009, 06:00:17 PM
"Fucking Radio Shack. It's a wonder they even know how to use a bathroom and don't just walk around all day with shit in their pants."
Take time to smell the roses.

pariann

#47
September 17, 2009, 03:07:49 AM
Okay, usually Ashton Kutcher's tweets aren't anywhere near as good as shit my dad says...but...this one had me laughing out loud for real:

aplusk: BREAKING NEWS... Kanye West just interrupted Patrick Swayzes funeral 2 let every1 know Michael Jacksons death was better (<-text I just got)
Looks like I've come full circle.

Palehorse

#48
September 17, 2009, 10:24:59 AM
 :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

pariann

#49
September 17, 2009, 06:56:13 PM
shitmydadsays "The universe does not give a f*ck about you. You are a speck in its shit."
Looks like I've come full circle.

kimmi

#50
September 17, 2009, 07:06:44 PM
Damn!! You beat me to it!  :biggrin:
Take time to smell the roses.

pariann

#51
September 17, 2009, 07:27:48 PM
It's the bloody mary.....I'm motivated to have fun! LOL
Looks like I've come full circle.

kimmi

#52
September 17, 2009, 09:27:54 PM
Stay away from this much fun!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-iBJQFMvgo
Take time to smell the roses.

me

#53
September 19, 2009, 11:36:10 PM
 :biggrin:
Trump 2020

pariann

#54
September 20, 2009, 08:27:15 PM
HA.....beat you all again.
shitmydadsays: I think the baby shit....Well, I'm smelling shit right now, so if it ain't the baby, one of you has a big f*cking problem."
Looks like I've come full circle.

Elaine

#55
September 20, 2009, 08:40:37 PM
that old man is sooooo funny.  i laugh every time i go to that site.  is just a hoot.  i wonder sometimes what the rest of the conversation is going on around him.
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

pariann

#56
September 20, 2009, 09:11:08 PM
I've had people I show that to tell me the same thing....what context is that phrase being said in.
Looks like I've come full circle.

Exterminator

#57
September 21, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Maybe I should start my own Twitter blog called 'shitmygirlfriendsays'.  She popped out this little tidbit over the weekend: "I always stuff my purse full of food before I fly; that way if we crash, while everyone else is eating each other, I can have a Snickers."   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#58
September 21, 2009, 01:27:33 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on September 21, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Maybe I should start my own Twitter blog called 'shitmygirlfriendsays'.  She popped out this little tidbit over the weekend: "I always stuff my purse full of food before I fly; that way if we crash, while everyone else is eating each other, I can have a Snickers."   :biggrin:

now THAT may have been the MOST amusing thing I have 'read' in a LONG time... ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

pariann

#59
September 21, 2009, 01:28:33 PM
I think she's a pretty smart cookie.  That is, of course, IF she survives the crash.  LOL
Looks like I've come full circle.
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