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Started by Exterminator, September 03, 2009, 01:50:34 PM

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Palehorse

#60
September 21, 2009, 01:33:29 PM
"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fu%#ed you." -  :biggrin:

So I guess I was just pimped out by life then?
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

pariann

#61
September 21, 2009, 01:40:57 PM
Who cares?  It's a hundred dollar bill!
Looks like I've come full circle.

Palehorse

#62
September 21, 2009, 01:44:21 PM
Yeah, I guess I am just one of life's whores!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

pariann

#63
September 21, 2009, 07:51:15 PM
shitmydadsays  "No, you can not borrow my t-shirt...How about instead of standing there looking shocked, you do your f*cking laundry?"
Looks like I've come full circle.

Palehorse

#64
September 22, 2009, 01:05:09 PM
"I wouldn't worry about money...No, it has a lot to do with happiness, I just meant YOU shouldn't worry, cause you'd just piss it away." ~ shitmydadsays 092209

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

#65
September 23, 2009, 10:07:19 AM
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

me

#66
September 23, 2009, 01:28:29 PM
And on that note I'm going back to cleaning the what-nots and do dads in my curio cabinet.  :biggrin:
Trump 2020

Exterminator

#67
September 24, 2009, 01:40:00 PM
 WTF?  :eek:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#68
September 24, 2009, 01:47:31 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on September 24, 2009, 01:40:00 PM
WTF?  :eek:

that's it................I'm going home for the day.......I've seen it ALL now. :no:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

pariann

#69
September 24, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Sounds as if he got his enlargement wish.


Quote from: Henry Hawk on September 24, 2009, 01:47:31 PM
that's it................I'm going home for the day.......I've seen it ALL now. :no:
There were pictures?  How did I miss that?
Looks like I've come full circle.

Henry Hawk

#70
September 24, 2009, 01:49:25 PM
Quote from: pariann on September 24, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Sounds as if he got his enlargement wish.

There were pictures?  How did I miss that?

just disturbing MENTAL pictures..........
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#71
September 24, 2009, 01:52:59 PM
"You're gonna run into jerk offs. But remember, it's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it." ~ Shitmydadsays   :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

kimmi

#72
September 25, 2009, 07:40:05 PM
Ok this has a LOT of language but it is freaking hilarious!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExpEDH8Q1uU
Take time to smell the roses.

Palehorse

#73
September 26, 2009, 11:30:39 AM
"I'm sitting in one of those TGI Friday's places, and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth." ~ shitmydadsays  :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

pariann

#74
September 26, 2009, 02:24:47 PM
shitmydadsays  "A scar ain't 13 god damned stitches. I'll introduce you to men with REAL scars, then we'll all laugh at your fucking 13 stitches together."
Looks like I've come full circle.
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