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Bo D

#120
April 28, 2009, 09:39:36 AM


heh heh heh!!!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."  Carl Sagan

Exterminator

#121
April 28, 2009, 09:42:22 AM
Quote from: mcgonser on April 28, 2009, 08:41:40 AM
At least we have a sense of humor Ex:

Yeah, farts are pretty funny; huh?
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Henry Hawk

#122
April 28, 2009, 09:48:04 AM
 :rotfl:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Ma and Pa

#123
April 28, 2009, 11:08:31 AM
I think fart humor invokes a level of sophistication best appreciated by those of us at the third-grade level. Snicker, snicker!   :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

Exterminator

#124
April 28, 2009, 11:22:36 AM
Quote from: Ma and Pa on April 28, 2009, 11:08:31 AM
I think fart humor invokes a level of sophistication best appreciated by those of us at the third-grade level. Snicker, snicker!   :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

As we age, we learn that the appropriate response to flatulence is to place one's thumb to one's forehead and say, "you ate it!"   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

me

#125
April 28, 2009, 11:29:29 AM
You mean placing a thumb on one side and a finger on the other side of the nose and pinching it together and saying "you ate that" is no longer acceptable?  :eek:
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Exterminator

#126
April 28, 2009, 11:51:47 AM
Quote from: me on April 28, 2009, 11:29:29 AM
You mean placing a thumb on one side and a finger on the other side of the nose and pinching it together and saying "you ate that" is no longer acceptable?  :eek:

Not necessary when I fart; my sh!t doesn't stink.   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Ma and Pa

#127
April 28, 2009, 12:02:35 PM
Ya know, I'm kinda puzzled, but I halfway believe him!   :spooked:

Henry Hawk

#128
April 28, 2009, 12:03:42 PM
Quote from: Ma and Pa on April 28, 2009, 12:02:35 PM
Ya know, I'm kinda puzzled, but I halfway believe him!   :spooked:

;D...same here... ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

me

#129
April 28, 2009, 12:19:43 PM
 :biggrin:
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Dexter Morgan

#130
May 09, 2009, 12:15:33 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on April 27, 2009, 09:31:56 AM
Looks like you're odd man out.... everybody else thinks it's hysterical. Maybe, you shouldn't play in Henry's sandbox. :razz:


Everybody else has the sense of humor of a second-grader.   :rolleyes:
A sense of humour is a good thing to have. Makes life better. You used to have one. :yes:
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Elaine

#131
May 26, 2009, 09:01:52 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on April 28, 2009, 11:51:47 AM
Not necessary when I fart; my sh!t doesn't stink.   :biggrin:

Could i have a copy of your diet?
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Henry Hawk

#132
May 27, 2009, 01:15:19 PM
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
Ronald Reagan - August 15, 1986

It is amazing how these words apply today, more than ever...

"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

me

#133
May 27, 2009, 02:27:55 PM
It sure is.... :yes:
Quote from: Henry Hawk on May 27, 2009, 01:15:19 PM
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
Ronald Reagan - August 15, 1986

It is amazing how these words apply today, more than ever...


Trump 2020

Palehorse

#134
June 01, 2009, 07:38:59 AM
Chicken Hawk still ranting?  :biggrin:
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