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Started by Palehorse, September 19, 2006, 06:55:07 AM

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Sandy Eggo

#585
January 19, 2007, 09:30:47 AM
LMAO came back to rant did ya? I'm glad you're back.  :yes:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

pariann

#586
January 19, 2007, 09:36:34 AM
Ya know, I'll say I just love the time I spend with Jason, but he damn sure cramps my forum posting time. I didn't know whether to cry or jump for joy when I put him on the train this morning.  LOL

With my luck, he'll get home, log in here and see this post and then I'll be in muddy water for about two hours LOL.
Looks like I've come full circle.

Sunny

#587
January 19, 2007, 09:38:22 AM
 :rant: :rant: :rant: Well, welcome back...now get caught up, already! :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

:biggrin:

pariann

#588
January 19, 2007, 09:41:28 AM
I'm working on it. LOL, that's what the rant was about. I have 2 pages of threads to read through, not including anything new that might interest me!!!      :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:
Looks like I've come full circle.

~Daisy~

#589
January 19, 2007, 12:22:24 PM
Did you catch my question on an earlier thread if you might have any takers for a babysitting job on Sunday evening. Aaron, by some miracle, is going to be home (he's been gone for over 2 weeks!) and we are dying to go watch the game at Wings, Etc up at the bar, unencumbered by minors.  ;D
If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
--Timothy Leary

pariann

#590
January 19, 2007, 05:50:03 PM
these dang threads, with their little little links requesting me to 'Go Down'.  geez

Anyway...yes I caught it..and I caught the email and I don't have an answer for you yet..trying to round up kids to find out.
Looks like I've come full circle.

Locutus

#591
January 19, 2007, 07:20:08 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on January 08, 2007, 10:20:03 PM
what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?


LMAO!!  That's a great rant.  Here's another one from the movies:

    Car Rental Agent:  May I help you?   

    Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!

    Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

    Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT fucking NOW!
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

#592
January 19, 2007, 07:30:43 PM
LMFATO! :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Locutus

#593
January 19, 2007, 07:39:33 PM
LOL!!  From Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.   ;D
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

#594
January 19, 2007, 07:49:40 PM
Love the part where they end up sharing a sleeping berth and the "hand between the pillows"! I laughed so hard I cried the first time I saw that! :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Locutus

#595
January 19, 2007, 08:26:51 PM
Yup.

where's your other hand?

Between two pillows.

Those aren't pillows!



:biggrin:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

#596
January 19, 2007, 08:29:57 PM
Quote from: Locutus on January 19, 2007, 08:26:51 PM
Yup.

where's your other hand?

Between two pillows.

Those aren't pillows!



:biggrin:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#597
January 19, 2007, 09:24:57 PM
I love that movie!   :biggrin:


Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#598
January 19, 2007, 10:00:54 PM
WHY must people push the envelope of decency and respect? Why? I just had to terminate someone for an outright act of insubordination. Damned I hate this part of this job! :rant:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Bratalie

#599
January 19, 2007, 10:07:41 PM
Quote from: Locutus on January 19, 2007, 07:20:08 PM
LMAO!!  That's a great rant.  Here's another one from the movies:

    Car Rental Agent:  May I help you?   

    Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!

    Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

    Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT fucking NOW!



Do you have your receipt?


No

Oh, dear!

Oh, dear, what!

Your FUCKED!
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