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Started by Palehorse, September 19, 2006, 06:55:07 AM

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Palehorse

#5925
January 01, 2011, 08:35:23 PM
That burning sensation is the Universe lighting a fire under your ass. Although you should also get checked for gonorrhea, just to be sure.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#5926
January 01, 2011, 08:36:41 PM
If you give your chihuahua methamphetamines, be prepared to face the consequences
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#5927
January 01, 2011, 08:37:38 PM
Bad ideas always stink when coming from assholes. If that's you, make it seem like someone else did it.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#5928
January 01, 2011, 08:41:17 PM
You've made it to the pinnacle of life when your day consists of yelling at kids to stay off the grass and getting a discount at Denny's all in the same day.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#5929
January 01, 2011, 08:42:27 PM
Don't compromise your self-respect. Never kiss an ass that's shitting on you.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Palehorse

#5930
January 03, 2011, 11:28:52 AM
J A C K W A G O N S
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#5931
January 03, 2011, 12:13:05 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on January 03, 2011, 11:28:52 AM
J A C K W A G O N S

  Want a kleenex, cry baby.  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:   :biggrin:

Anne

#5932
January 03, 2011, 06:26:15 PM
I don't know where to put this but has anyone ever heard of a three day pass for someone who is on parole? This particular person was conviced of sex crimes (against a minor) and served 4 1/2 years of a 10 year sentence. He is not supposed to be online or have contact with his son until the son is 18. He was at his old house during that time.
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

Sandy Eggo

#5933
January 03, 2011, 09:19:09 PM
Quote from: The Troll on January 03, 2011, 12:13:05 PM
  Want a kleenex, cry baby.  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:   :biggrin:

Did I step off into Mamby-Pamby land? :spooked: :biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

The Troll

#5934
January 03, 2011, 09:44:29 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on January 03, 2011, 09:19:09 PM
Did I step off into Mamby-Pamby land? :spooked: :biggrin:

   :yes: :yes: :yes:  :wink: :smile:

Palehorse

#5935
January 06, 2011, 03:02:06 PM
Getting old ain't fer sissies. I find that at my current age my mind likes to torture me by telling me I NEED to do something my body is physically incapable of doing today, without inflicting some pretty serious pain upon itself.

I've learned to cope with such things by teaching myself to ignore those urges, and I've got pretty good at it over the past few years. . . Problem is, now my mind is trying to get even by refusing to cough up information I KNOW is in there!!!!!!  :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#5936
January 06, 2011, 06:19:07 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on January 06, 2011, 03:02:06 PM
Getting old ain't fer sissies. I find that at my current age my mind likes to torture me by telling me I NEED to do something my body is physically incapable of doing today, without inflicting some pretty serious pain upon itself.

I've learned to cope with such things by teaching myself to ignore those urges, and I've got pretty good at it over the past few years. . . Problem is, now my mind is trying to get even by refusing to cough up information I KNOW is in there!!!!!!  :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
:biggrin:  :yes:
Trump 2020

Anne

#5937
January 06, 2011, 09:02:27 PM
I believe it only gets worse, but is still better than the alternative.
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

followsthewolf

#5938
January 06, 2011, 09:06:41 PM
Quote from: Anne on January 06, 2011, 09:02:27 PM
I believe it only gets worse, but is still better than the alternative.

A bit on the cynical side, but, in my experience, essentially true.  :biggrin:
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Sandy Eggo

#5939
January 08, 2011, 08:00:04 PM
I can't believe that I'm involved in a discussion with my son on whether or not you can get pink-eye from someone farting on your pillow. I googled it and showed him that's ridiculous. He will not waiver because is source is infallible.

The source?

Jersey Shore :spooked:

I'm not kidding.
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous
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