Vents: Random Acts of Venting!

[Henry Hawk]

sorry...

[Lester Sasquatch]

Shut up, Hank. I'm entering all these cross-eyed "he-man" posts of Troll's in the Most Idiotic On-Line Statement that Made You Laugh Out Loud contest. I forward them to enter. Then people vote for forty-eight hours, and the winner gets her choice of the internet bill paid for a month, or the special of the month delivered from Sherri's Berries. Since July I've won three times. Don't kill the goose that is laying those golden eggs.

I was curious where you got your material after SAC was sent home sulking with his tail between his legs.

[LOsborne]

  was at Fort Knox on the Cuban missile flare up and your were drug out some where shooting up...

Somebody give me a brown bag to blow into ... I'm trapped in a giggle fit.

Dopey, I was prepubescent in 1962 -- when that "hot, hot one" failed to occur.

[Lester Sasquatch]

Rule number one for Hunter/gatherers - Avoid sticking your head down a rabbit hole.
Rule number two - Spears are sharp pointy objects that must be handled with great care.

http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-3565-Man%20suffocates%20in%20rabbit%20hole/news.aspx#news

Man suffocates in rabbit hole

A HUNTER died after squeezing his head into a rabbit hole and suffocating.

Energy Kamuruko was out tracking with dogs when he noticed a rabbit dart into a tunnel near the village of Mandipaka in Nyanga.
The 20-year-old peered inside but his head got stuck. His body was found the following day by a neighbour.

A postmortem confirmed he died on Sunday of asphyxiation.

It is the second hunting-related accidental death in recent months.

In August, Tamsen Lucius, 36, impaled himself on his own spear while chasing wild pigs.

Police said he had climbed a tree to try and get a better angle with his weapon after tracking a herd of the animals in the bush.
But he died instantly after losing his footing and impaling himself through the chest.

Hunting remains common across rural parts of Zimbabwe, where many people continue to live traditional lifestyles.

[LOsborne]

I was curious where you got your material after SAC was sent home sulking with his tail between his legs.

I've been expecting your return to competition, Lester, since somebody told me SAC made the paper with a monkey and a wife ... neither of which he has.

[Lester Sasquatch]

I've been expecting your return to competition, Lester, since somebody told me SAC made the paper with a monkey and a wife ... neither of which he has.

I see how rumors get started in small towns. I heard he got married to a monkey, so both were true.

[The Troll]

Somebody give me a brown bag to blow into ... I'm trapped in a giggle fit.

Dopey, I was prepubescent in 1962 -- when that "hot, hot one" failed to occur.

  It isn't hard to see why you think your such a good HR Person.  They say that a lot of people get sick coming down from a high.   What a B - I - T - C - H.  Put on you bull shit suit, Baby Cakes,

[LOsborne]

   They say that a lot of people get sick coming down from a high.

Troll, the brown bag is to breathe into, to stop me hyperventilating from that attack of the giggles. I'm still real high from it though, and not the least bit sick. Laughter is the best medicine, ya know.

[The Troll]

Shut up, Hank. I'm entering all these cross-eyed "he-man" posts of Troll's in the Most Idiotic On-Line Statement that Made You Laugh Out Loud contest. I forward them to enter. Then people vote for forty-eight hours, and the winner gets her choice of the internet bill paid for a month, or the special of the month delivered from Sherri's Berries. Since July I've won three times. Don't kill the goose that is laying those golden eggs.

  Don't you love the college educated assholes, who never did one day of hard dirty work in their lives and now has a job of lording it over the poor people who work under her.  Hail the Queen, the queen of hearts of Alice in Wonderland.  You are a real joke and it would be funny, if you were not in a power position.    Thank God, not serious Hank, that I don't have to work for you and hear that FOG HORN MOUTH OF YOURS. :trustme.  Enter this one maybe you win a berry for life.  WOW!

[Sandy Eggo]

Well you know, not everyone can be a dime-a-dozen, one of a gazillion internet tough guys, like you Troll. It's obvious that you've gotten so lost in your own little world, talking to your not-so-bright backwoods inbred hilljack friends at the local Sit and Spit, that you think the rest of the world might be impressed with your tales of cruelty and neanderthal tactics. Here's a clue, your buds are no brighter than you are and of course they respect you because they don't know any better. So don't be so offended when the people who think and are able to show compassion see you for the selfish creep that you are. Although I largely think most of your stories are BS manufactured for your coterie and replayed here.

You have the nerve to call someone else dumb and you can't even out think a poor animal. I know why Lolly's laughing. You're a joke.

[Palehorse]

That benefit ride that "me" was telling us about yesterday must have been a good one. I bet I saw two or three groups of 50+ motorcycles go by my place on their way to that event yesterday. Had I not had a family event I would have loved to have joined in.

Not a single word about it from the local news coverage that I saw. It would have been nice to have read an article on it or at least seen some pictures. . . But no. . . they'd rather spew about the local bullshit elections and bitch about the sad state of our park system. . . 

[The Troll]

Well you know, not everyone can be a dime-a-dozen, one of a gazillion internet tough guys, like you Troll. It's obvious that you've gotten so lost in your own little world, talking to your not-so-bright backwoods inbred hilljack friends at the local Sit and Spit, that you think the rest of the world might be impressed with your tales of cruelty and neanderthal tactics. Here's a clue, your buds are no brighter than you are and of course they respect you because they don't know any better. So don't be so offended when the people who think and are able to show compassion see you for the selfish creep that you are. Although I largely think most of your stories are BS manufactured for your coterie and replayed here.

You have the nerve to call someone else dumb and you can't even out think a poor animal. I know why Lolly's laughing. You're a joke.

  Another Queen of Hearts from the Left Coast of California the land of fruit and nuts.  Your are so out of touch with life and what has and is going on in this world.  You never had to do any hard dirty work, you lived in a gated community with a Mexican maid.  Mom/Dad didn't make you work and sent you to college, paid all of your bills and probably are still doing it, poor little baby.  And you want to lord that over me.    Yuppie! You are a female jerk and stupid.  It sure did take very long to show your mean and cruel streak against other people you think are beneath you.  Did it?

  For years at Ford as a Pipefitter, alone I made from $68,000 to $78,000 a year, not counting my state licenced plumbing contractor business income.  And this was 25 to 30 years ago, I've been retired for 14 years.  I retired at 59.  And all of those stories you think I made up.  Pay for my time and I prove with notarized statements that they are true.  I don't have to lie to a stupid female jerk.  No hillbilly, not inbreed, of Pennsylvania Dutch, German decent.  Didn't do drugs, didn't chew tobacco, and quit smoking a age of 38 and don't drink now and don't believe in God anymore.

  You never have to kill, clean, take the feathers off, gut a chicken, so you could eat a chicken.  Never had to kill a beef or hog to have meat.  Hell,  you just just jump into your car, which you can't fix or take care of mechanically,  down to store and buy it.  All of the dirty work has been done for the Queen.  You never had to wear shoes with holes in the soles and heals worn down, because your dad/mother didn't have the money to get them resoled or or re-heeled right away.  My blue jeans had patches on the patches, because we were poor.  But they were clean with the home made lye soap my mother made.  You want the recipe from my great grandmother's cook book.

   I would love to see you and your friend Clarabell the clown put in a survivor situation and see how long you dumbass yuppies would last.  And to think you clowns are in Human Resources business.  This is one of the reason American has gone to hell.  I got this hard shell from working around dumbass broads like you two.  No brains and no common sense.

  You cut holes in your new jeans and combat shoes, so you could be stylish.  I would have loved to have those boots, at least they were water proof. 

   So it your turn, you have already showed what you are.  Just like a New York horse show.  Horse asses showing their horse's asses to other horse asses.  Keep it up and I can be more coarse than you sissies.  Hell you girlies might break a nail going it. :finger1:

[Sandy Eggo]

Troll, you don't know me, so don't pretend you do.

I'm not going to bother to correct you, because you're a waste of time.

[The Troll]

Troll, you don't know me, so don't pretend you do.

I'm not going to bother to correct you, because you're a waste of time.

  Well, you don't know me and I really don't know you.  But by reading what you have said to me and personally about me, you do have a high opinion of yourself and sure look down on a lot of people beneath you.  I do have you cover on being a snobby Queen.  Out in the real world, one on one you wouldn't have a one hell of a chance against me.  The inbreed hillbilly.  You know, I know a lot of hillbillies and they are a fine, good, hard working group human beings.  Hell you would treat animals better than them.    

[Sandy Eggo]

 

  Well, you don't know me and I really don't know you.  But by reading what you have said to me and personally about me, you do have a high opinion of yourself and sure look down on a lot of people beneath you.  I do have you cover on being a snobby Queen.  Out in the real world, one on one you wouldn't have a one hell of a chance against me.  The inbreed hillbilly.  You know, I know a lot of hillbillies and they are a fine, good, hard working group human beings.  Hell you would treat animals better than them.    

You're the one that bragged about what a great big tough guy you and your sidekicks are for killing innocent animals. There's not much that someone can take from that other than none of you are very smart. I just called it like I saw it and obviously I struck a nerve. No where did I say that I'm better than you, but I'd venture to say that I have a more compassion and a higher regard for life than you do.