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Palehorse

#5325
July 24, 2010, 10:44:24 AM
Nothing a nice bottle of Merlot couldn't take care of. . .
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#5326
July 24, 2010, 01:49:48 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 24, 2010, 10:44:24 AM
Nothing a nice bottle of Merlot couldn't take care of. . .

  Have you ever thought how it would have been like to go through life, without all of the CIRCLE FLIES bitting on your horses ass and your own.   :ride: :rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl:  Hiii OOOOOOO Silver!!!!!

Sandy Eggo

#5327
July 26, 2010, 01:28:40 PM
THINK !!!
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#5328
July 26, 2010, 01:44:58 PM
It makes my brain hurt!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#5329
July 26, 2010, 02:09:41 PM
The world is full of lazy thinkers!

I'm not talking high level analysis here...just your basic problem solving logic.

Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

The Troll

#5330
July 26, 2010, 08:56:18 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on July 26, 2010, 02:09:41 PM
The world is full of lazy thinkers!

I'm not talking high level analysis here...just your basic problem solving logic.
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  How about lazy stinkers.

Palehorse

#5331
July 26, 2010, 09:14:21 PM
What is a lazy stinker? Is it someone who refuses to put a little push behind that fart, in order to make the ass cheeks smack at the proper velocity to provide the smacking sound necessary to produce a robust tenor to the act?
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#5332
July 27, 2010, 02:20:14 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 26, 2010, 09:14:21 PM
What is a lazy stinker? Is it someone who refuses to put a little push behind that fart, in order to make the ass cheeks smack at the proper velocity to provide the smacking sound necessary to produce a robust tenor to the act?
:spooked:
Trump 2020

Palehorse

#5333
July 27, 2010, 05:53:59 PM
I still want to slap the snot out of that Nationwide Insurance idiot!  :rant:

And no, I won't call 1800steamer.

And no, I am not getting safelite to fill in that chip in my windshield!

No, I don't have, want, or need a landline.

Orange juice gives me heartburn.

I eat what I can, when I can. I don't need a friggin shake to supplement my caloric intake.

Yeah, intel. . . so what is new?  :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#5334
July 27, 2010, 06:39:16 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 27, 2010, 05:53:59 PM
I still want to slap the snot out of that Nationwide Insurance idiot!  :rant:

And no, I won't call 1800steamer.

And no, I am not getting safelite to fill in that chip in my windshield!

No, I don't have, want, or need a landline.

Orange juice gives me heartburn.

I eat what I can, when I can. I don't need a friggin shake to supplement my caloric intake.

Yeah, intel. . . so what is new?  :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:
Sounds like you should'a had a V-8  :biggrin: :razz:
Trump 2020

Palehorse

#5335
July 27, 2010, 07:52:19 PM
A friend will calm u down when your angry, but a best friend will walk beside u with a baseball bat singing "someones gonna get it"......
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

The Troll

#5336
July 27, 2010, 08:03:47 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 27, 2010, 05:53:59 PM
I still want to slap the snot out of that Nationwide Insurance idiot!  :rant:

And no, I won't call 1800steamer.

And no, I am not getting safelite to fill in that chip in my windshield!

No, I don't have, want, or need a landline.

Orange juice gives me heartburn.

I eat what I can, when I can. I don't need a friggin shake to supplement my caloric intake.

Yeah, intel. . . so what is new?  :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

  Please fill me in on what happened.  By reading between the lines you got a star chip.  I got one about 3 years ago and my insurance company said something about a plastic fix.  I told him, I didn't buy glass breakage insurance to get a half-ass fix.  They put a new windshield.  I had made up my mind that if they were going to make get the plastic fix, I was going to get a block of wood and a hammer and made sure a got a new one.

LOsborne

#5337
July 27, 2010, 08:40:55 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 27, 2010, 07:52:19 PM
A friend will calm u down when your angry, but a best friend will walk beside u with a baseball bat singing "someones gonna get it"......

A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.

Which is why, among a select group of women, if one of us begins to vent, the others will ask, "Do I need to bring a shovel?"

Palehorse

#5338
July 27, 2010, 09:01:10 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on July 27, 2010, 08:40:55 PM
A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.

Which is why, among a select group of women, if one of us begins to vent, the others will ask, "Do I need to bring a shovel?"

I confess. . . I stole that from a friend's facebook status. Just like I am going to steal this one and put it as my own status!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#5339
July 28, 2010, 02:24:55 PM
A department, which is mostly overlooked, received recognition for providing outstanding service and each individual was named in the citation. However, two individuals in that department really went above and beyond and received something extra for exceptional service.

The mature thing seems to be to go back to your desk and grouse about the fact that you weren't recognized and therefore are unappreciated. :rolleyes:

Everyone received kudos, but the two who received a little more for a highly visible project, which I know one of the grousers turned down and even suggested one of the two..."too busy". As a matter of fact, she constantly recommends one of the two for everything. I don't know what she does do, except refer people to other people. lol

At any rate, it sucks that they couldn't take a minute to say congratulations before whining.
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous
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