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Started by Palehorse, September 19, 2006, 06:55:07 AM

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mr. willy

#4605
February 07, 2010, 05:16:49 PM
Quotefollowsthewolf climbed up out of the sanitary sewer.

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Palehorse

#4606
February 07, 2010, 05:19:37 PM
Anybody have a fire extinguisher handy? Seem to be flames around here. . .
:devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

mr. willy

#4607
February 07, 2010, 05:32:52 PM
QuoteAnybody have a fire extinguisher handy? Seem to be flames around here. . .

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

followsthewolf

#4608
February 07, 2010, 06:07:04 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on February 07, 2010, 05:19:37 PM
Anybody have a fire extinguisher handy? Seem to be flames around here. . .
:devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29: :devil29:

Nope.

Just fourth third grade attempts at humor. Higher level than expected. Just stupid, though.

No originality, even in the best shots. Pathetic. Like the posts.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

mr. willy

#4609
February 07, 2010, 07:18:26 PM
QuoteNope.

Just fourth third grade attempts at humor. Higher level than expected. Just stupid, though.

No originality, even in the best shots. Pathetic. Like the posts.

Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

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Palehorse

#4610
February 07, 2010, 07:56:32 PM
Run willy run.. .
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

mr. willy

#4611
February 07, 2010, 09:26:27 PM
Quote"Ass-kissing on the hill is a skill!" ~ LeeRoy Jethro Gibbs

"So is castration."

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Palehorse

#4612
February 07, 2010, 09:42:47 PM
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

mr. willy

#4613
February 07, 2010, 09:54:51 PM
Quote''Life's tough, pilgrim, and it's even tougher if you're stupid.''   

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow. ...

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Exterminator

#4614
February 08, 2010, 07:36:18 AM
Quote from: mr. willy on February 07, 2010, 09:54:51 PM
If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow. ...

Did you get that out of your latest issue of "Hunks" magazine?
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

followsthewolf

#4615
February 08, 2010, 11:15:06 AM
Quote from: mr. willy on February 07, 2010, 09:54:51 PM
If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow. ...

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

His heroes are the Nixon gang.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

followsthewolf

#4616
February 08, 2010, 02:32:52 PM
Bobby Bowden, who never missed a chance to evangelize his xtianity from his self-appointed god-like status as a football coach, now has lost 12 more football games.

Seems as though he, along with several others, got caught up in an academic cheating scandal (OMG, can you BELIEVE it?!! Say it ain't so -- not a saint like Bowden!) and now the FSU Seminoles (should they change their name to Criminals?) have to give up wins in football, track, softball.....well, you get the idea. About 60 athletes are involved.

Don't turn your back on the proselytizing kind. They're the worst disappointments. We need a good honest atheist in that position.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Anne

#4617
February 08, 2010, 04:50:09 PM
What they need is less focus on sports and more on academics plus just  an honest person, atheist or not.
"A discontented man will find no easy chair." Ben Franklin

followsthewolf

#4618
February 08, 2010, 05:06:01 PM
Yep

Had the sarcasm meter pegged just because he made such a big deal out of how, being a xtian and all, he was blessed by some spirit, which is why he won so much, and why he recruited such models of society as players (despite some having lengthy criminal record both before and during their playing days).

He bragged about himself. Another case of the crap catching up to the crapper.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

dan foster

#4619
February 09, 2010, 09:05:55 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on February 08, 2010, 02:32:52 PM
Bobby Bowden, who never missed a chance to evangelize his xtianity from his self-appointed god-like status as a football coach, now has lost 12 more football games.

Seems as though he, along with several others, got caught up in an academic cheating scandal (OMG, can you BELIEVE it?!! Say it ain't so -- not a saint like Bowden!) and now the FSU Seminoles (should they change their name to Criminals?) have to give up wins in football, track, softball.....well, you get the idea. About 60 athletes are involved.

Don't turn your back on the proselytizing kind. They're the worst disappointments. We need a good honest atheist in that position.

Timmy is next.  Any of these saints out preaching their crap is usually guilty of something far more sinister than the rest of us.  Of course, they are usually republicans, as well.
"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established." -- Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity, 1841

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world" Louis Pasteur

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so." -- Sir Arthur C. Clarke
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