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Started by Palehorse, September 19, 2006, 06:55:07 AM

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Palehorse

#3930
July 14, 2009, 03:33:39 PM
That road rash hurts don't it?  :biggrin:
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That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#3931
July 14, 2009, 03:35:50 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on July 14, 2009, 03:26:15 PM
I'm guessing he wet himself and they threw him out of the car.   :biggrin:

hey piss off.............this is MY entertaining story... :razz:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

pariann

#3932
July 14, 2009, 03:42:07 PM
There's only one problem with it.  It's got a MAJOR plot hole!!!  Not to be confused with the possibility of the interstate having a pot hole (which may have jarred him right out of the car.)
Looks like I've come full circle.

LOsborne

#3933
July 14, 2009, 06:49:40 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on July 14, 2009, 01:14:55 PM
Okay, Okay...........and they had in each had, colt 45's with bronze handles....and had them pointed directly at my face....I knew I had to react quickly and precise, or I would never see my family again.
At the risk of imposing my own travails upon Henry's story, I think I know how he escaped. Y'all tried to buy ammunition lately? Forget .45, even .38 is getting pricey and scarce.

So... Henry casually inquired of the blonde Garfunkel clones (circa 1969) if they were loading full clips these days. Startled, the boys said, "That's a good question," and promptly popped the magazines to check. At which point Henry hollered in the driver's ear "Look out for that bunny!" Car swerved into the median strip, clips went flying, and Henry climbed over the nearside Garfunkel (politely excusing himself) and asked for a lift from one of the half-dozen of so vehicles who had slowed to look for the bunny. Am I close?

Palehorse

#3934
July 14, 2009, 07:32:15 PM
Ammo of most common caliper is pretty friggin scarce and has been. The grays know this too!

Those are magazines, not clips though. . .  :razz: :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

LOsborne

#3935
July 14, 2009, 07:33:56 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 14, 2009, 07:32:15 PM
Ammo of most common caliper is pretty friggin scarce and has been. The grays know this too!

Those are magazines, not clips though. . .  :razz: :biggrin:
Sorry. We get sloppy in our terminology at Paranoia Central. I know what a scatter-gun is, though.

Palehorse

#3936
July 14, 2009, 07:36:21 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on July 14, 2009, 07:33:56 PM
Sorry. We get sloppy in our terminology at Paranoia Central. I know what a scatter-gun is, though.

Just teasin a lil bit.  :wink: I know such actions can chap ones hide from time to time. . .  :smile:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#3937
July 15, 2009, 08:38:35 AM
Quote from: LOsborne on July 14, 2009, 06:49:40 PM
At the risk of imposing my own travails upon Henry's story, I think I know how he escaped. Y'all tried to buy ammunition lately? Forget .45, even .38 is getting pricey and scarce.

So... Henry casually inquired of the blonde Garfunkel clones (circa 1969) if they were loading full clips these days. Startled, the boys said, "That's a good question," and promptly popped the magazines to check. At which point Henry hollered in the driver's ear "Look out for that bunny!" Car swerved into the median strip, clips went flying, and Henry climbed over the nearside Garfunkel (politely excusing himself) and asked for a lift from one of the half-dozen of so vehicles who had slowed to look for the bunny. Am I close?

Amazingly, your are dead on balls accurate...(it's an industry term..  :yes: )....except it was not a bunny, but an obese, albino ferret...and, sadly the nearside Garfunkel had what seemed to be a cardiac arrest during the encounter with the car striking the median....but other than that, ...well that pretty much sums it all up.... :yes:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#3938
July 15, 2009, 08:54:46 AM
That was a chupacabra!  :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

pariann

#3939
July 15, 2009, 09:08:10 AM
PH,  I just love you......there are certain areas of thinking where you totally mirror my own.  :biggrin:
Looks like I've come full circle.

Henry Hawk

#3940
July 15, 2009, 09:09:07 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 15, 2009, 08:54:46 AM
That was a chupacabra!  :spooked:

WOW, now that you mentioned it....it WAS chasing a small goat!!... :spooked:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Palehorse

#3941
July 15, 2009, 09:35:39 AM
Quote from: pariann on July 15, 2009, 09:08:10 AM
PH,  I just love you......there are certain areas of thinking where you totally mirror my own.  :biggrin:
:smitten:

Quote from: Henry Hawk on July 15, 2009, 09:09:07 AM
WOW, now that you mentioned it....it WAS chasing a small goat!!... :spooked:

:biggrin: :spooked:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Mr442

#3942
July 15, 2009, 09:40:06 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on July 15, 2009, 09:09:07 AM
WOW, now that you mentioned it....it WAS chasing a small goat!!... :spooked:

That was no chupacabra, that was me chasing the goat.  Come ba-a-a-ack! :smitten:
Mr442

Palehorse

#3943
July 15, 2009, 09:48:18 AM
Quote from: Mr442 on July 15, 2009, 09:40:06 AM
That was no chupacabra, that was me chasing the goat.  Come ba-a-a-ack! :smitten:

LMFAO!  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Elaine

#3944
July 15, 2009, 10:07:11 AM
hey i know that limo.  those guys park it in a garage at the funeral home.  want i should call my posse?
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