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pariann

#3915
July 13, 2009, 04:04:08 PM
Awwww.....well that's not entertaining.....it's sad that you were bored so badly you were nearly hurt.  YAY for home though!!
Looks like I've come full circle.

Henry Hawk

#3916
July 13, 2009, 04:18:09 PM
Okay Pari, check THIS out for entertainment....

I was on my way home, when a black limo pulls up beside me and crowds me off to the side of I 70 during rush hour traffic....

Three men get out with dark suites and sunglasses and "calmly" escorts me to their vehicle and dashes off at a very high rate of speed, weaving in and out of traffic.....

wait, I got a call, I will finish this later....
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

pariann

#3917
July 13, 2009, 04:20:02 PM
LOL you ain't right.
Looks like I've come full circle.

me

#3918
July 13, 2009, 04:30:23 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on July 13, 2009, 04:18:09 PM
Okay Pari, check THIS out for entertainment....

I was on my way home, when a black limo pulls up beside me and crowds me off to the side of I 70 during rush hour traffic....

Three men get out with dark suites and sunglasses and "calmly" escorts me to their vehicle and dashes off at a very high rate of speed, weaving in and out of traffic.....

wait, I got a call, I will finish this later....
I thought maybe you were gonna finish it with "and then I woke up".  LOL
Trump 2020

Mr442

#3919
July 14, 2009, 10:28:26 AM
Dear Penthouse, I always thought these stories were fake until it happened to me.  Last week I was......................................................
Mr442

Henry Hawk

#3920
July 14, 2009, 10:55:00 AM
Quote from: Mr442 on July 14, 2009, 10:28:26 AM
Dear Penthouse, I always thought these stories were fake until it happened to me.  Last week I was......................................................

now THAT is entertainment.... :yes: ;D
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

Exterminator

#3921
July 14, 2009, 10:56:42 AM
An interesting thing happened to me yesterday...no, wait...that was somebody else.
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

pariann

#3922
July 14, 2009, 12:38:23 PM
Are you all trying to keep me in suspense? That's not very nice.
Looks like I've come full circle.

Palehorse

#3923
July 14, 2009, 12:52:27 PM
Are those snail tracks?!  :spooked:  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#3924
July 14, 2009, 01:14:55 PM
Quote from: pariann on July 14, 2009, 12:38:23 PM
Are you all trying to keep me in suspense? That's not very nice.

Okay, Okay..............so.....they was weaving IN and OUT of traffic and speeds I have never before been a part of.....EVERYTHING was a blurr.....the man driving was an Asian with blond hair.  The other two, who was seated on each side of me were caucasians with huge afro's......and they had in each had, colt 45's with bronze handles....and had them pointed directly at my face....I knew I had to react quickly and precise, or I would never see my family again.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

pariann

#3925
July 14, 2009, 01:18:08 PM
And...... ???
Looks like I've come full circle.

Palehorse

#3926
July 14, 2009, 01:19:58 PM
Quote from: pariann on July 14, 2009, 01:18:08 PM
And...... ???

Huh. . .Demanding little blue-eyed Nordic, isn't she?!  :razz:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Henry Hawk

#3927
July 14, 2009, 01:25:47 PM
Quote from: pariann on July 14, 2009, 01:18:08 PM
And...... ???

Well, let's just say this.......I SAW my family again.   ;)
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

pariann

#3928
July 14, 2009, 01:32:08 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on July 14, 2009, 01:19:58 PM
Huh. . .Demanding little blue-eyed Nordic, isn't she?!  :razz:
Shhhh, I'm blending.
Looks like I've come full circle.

Exterminator

#3929
July 14, 2009, 03:26:15 PM
I'm guessing he wet himself and they threw him out of the car.   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.
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