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Exterminator

#3795
January 16, 2009, 10:32:53 AM
Quote from: Mr442 on January 16, 2009, 10:15:42 AM
"We'll find out right after a word from our sponsor, Mutual fo Omaha."

You must have lived in a racially mixed neighborhood.   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Mr442

#3796
January 16, 2009, 10:47:03 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on January 16, 2009, 10:32:53 AM
You must have lived in a racially mixed neighborhood.   :biggrin:

No, it's a typical 99.9% white small midwetern town.  But that didn't stop the teenage boys from doing there best to impress.
Mr442

Ghost of Jaco

#3797
January 16, 2009, 12:40:11 PM
Quote from: Mr442 on January 16, 2009, 10:15:42 AM
...we would set on the porch and watch Wild Kingdom.  I could almost here Marlin Perkins say, "The male is now approaching the female with all of his plumage displayed.  Oh wait, there is another male, and yes it is going to challenge the first one.  Oh look at the wrestling invloved.  Will the winner impress the female, or will she take pity on the looser?  We'll find out right after a word from our sponsor, Mutual fo Omaha."


You left out: "I'll stay in the boat an monitor the instruments while Jim jumps into the swamp and tries to gives the alligator an enema."
"I contend that we are both religious. I just believe in one more god than you do. When you understand why you believe that a spontaneous "big bang" created all of time, space, and matter out of nothing, you will understand why I believe in a creator." -GoJ

Palehorse

#3798
January 16, 2009, 12:56:55 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Jaco on January 16, 2009, 12:40:11 PM
You left out: "I'll stay in the boat an monitor the instruments while Jim jumps into the swamp and tries to gives the alligator an enema."

LMFAO!  :biggrin:

Yeah, Ol Marlin sure was good about sending Jim to do the dirty work!  :biggrin:
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Exterminator

#3799
January 16, 2009, 01:31:38 PM
Quote from: Mr442 on January 16, 2009, 10:47:03 AM
No, it's a typical 99.9% white small midwetern town.  But that didn't stop the teenage boys from doing there best to impress.

Do I have to explain every joke?   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

followsthewolf

#3800
January 16, 2009, 02:05:27 PM
What "fo"... er....ah..."of" it?
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Mr442

#3801
January 16, 2009, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on January 16, 2009, 01:31:38 PM
Do I have to explain every joke?   :biggrin:

No, just part of them.  :wink:

Mr442

Dexter Morgan

#3802
January 17, 2009, 12:36:07 AM
Quote from: Ghost of Jaco on January 16, 2009, 09:57:39 AM
Apparently that's why we need reality TV...
LOL!!! Yeah... people can't get enough reality I guess.  :rolleyes:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Dexter Morgan

#3803
January 17, 2009, 12:37:59 AM
Quote from: Ghost of Jaco on January 16, 2009, 12:40:11 PM
You left out: "I'll stay in the boat an monitor the instruments while Jim jumps into the swamp and tries to gives the alligator an enema."
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Ghost of Jaco

#3804
January 18, 2009, 03:59:24 PM
BADA-BUMP!

I'll be here all week!
Try the veal.....
"I contend that we are both religious. I just believe in one more god than you do. When you understand why you believe that a spontaneous "big bang" created all of time, space, and matter out of nothing, you will understand why I believe in a creator." -GoJ

followsthewolf

#3805
January 18, 2009, 04:11:19 PM
Yeah, gotta admit ya got me to spit coke on that line, GoJ. Good one.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Sandy Eggo

#3806
January 18, 2009, 08:50:31 PM
Don't forget to tip you Waitress and bartender! :biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Mr442

#3807
January 18, 2009, 09:00:15 PM
I remember poor old Jim jumping out of a Land Rover, grabbing a running bovine (some type of cow like critter) by the tail, and wrestling the damn thing to the ground.  All the time Marlin is high above in a helicopter watching the fun. :eek:
Mr442

Sandy Eggo

#3808
January 18, 2009, 09:05:44 PM
I loved that show when I was a kid and didn't realize until I was older what a raw deal Jim had. I remember a show where he was wrestling a huge python and it almost got the best of him :spooked:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

me

#3809
January 18, 2009, 09:12:39 PM
Isn't Jim the one who used to be on Johnny Carson a lot?
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