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kimmi

#3765
January 13, 2009, 09:32:52 PM
It is my fault.  I went to the Bridal Show with my friend and when you fill out the information card, the info is up for the taking by the vendors.  I'm pretty sure they are a time share place. 
Take time to smell the roses.

me

#3766
January 13, 2009, 09:47:37 PM
I always use the local time and temp phone# for things like that.... :icon_twisted:  I have mistakenly put down a local Realtor's phone# which has a similar type number though...oopsie...
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Sandy Eggo

#3767
January 13, 2009, 10:16:10 PM
For me, it's magazine salesman, newspaper salesmen and one Jehovah witness who decided to try my door at different times last week. I meant to stop and get a "no soliciting" sign and forgot, so I typed one up and taped it to the door. It's kinda tacky I guess, but it works. ;D
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

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me

#3768
January 14, 2009, 12:42:01 AM
We have a no soliciting sign on our door and they knock anyway like it don't apply to them...lol
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Dexter Morgan

#3769
January 14, 2009, 12:48:01 AM
Quote from: kimmi on January 13, 2009, 09:32:52 PM
It is my fault.  I went to the Bridal Show with my friend and when you fill out the information card, the info is up for the taking by the vendors.  I'm pretty sure they are a time share place. 
Never ever put your real phone number on anything like that. If you do you're inviting trouble. This is the number I give... 123-456-7890. I never get those type of calls.  :icon_twisted:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Dexter Morgan

#3770
January 14, 2009, 12:52:01 AM
Quote from: me on January 14, 2009, 12:42:01 AM
We have a no soliciting sign on our door and they knock anyway like it don't apply to them...lol
If I see a salesperson at my door, I just open the door a little crack, stick the nose of my 45 out of it, and ask them what the hell they want!!!  :biggrin: They usually forget what exactly it is that they're sellin'.  :icon_twisted:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

me

#3771
January 14, 2009, 12:59:15 AM
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on January 14, 2009, 12:52:01 AM
If I see a salesperson at my door, I just open the door a little crack, stick the nose of my 45 out of it, and ask them what the hell they want!!!  :biggrin: They usually forget what exactly it is that they're sellin'.  :icon_twisted:
Probably forget their name too....lol  How many leave with wet pants?   :icon_twisted:
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Palehorse

#3772
January 14, 2009, 07:18:36 AM
No wonder your porch is brown!  :biggrin:
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That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

me

#3773
January 14, 2009, 08:38:20 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on January 14, 2009, 07:18:36 AM
No wonder your porch is brown!  :biggrin:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:  I thought about the wet pants but for some reason lumpy ones never crossed my mind......:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Palehorse

#3774
January 14, 2009, 09:50:49 AM
Quote from: me on January 14, 2009, 08:38:20 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:  I thought about the wet pants but for some reason lumpy ones never crossed my mind......:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Yep! I'm betting that 45 gives the lions share of them a bad case of the drizzles!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Mr442

#3775
January 14, 2009, 01:08:18 PM
You probably hear a round being fired, but wonder where it came from????????
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Dexter Morgan

#3776
January 14, 2009, 08:35:26 PM
I gotta vent!!!!  :rant: :rant: :rant:

Tonight, I had the misfortune of catching the first few minutes of "American Idol". OK...I totally hate that show!!!! I completely detest Simon Colwell!!!  :mad: He really makes my ass tired. The way he cuts some of those contestants down is completely discusting. I guess to a guy like that it's the only way to feel like a "real" man. Granted... the contestants do know how he is.... they still don't deserve to be shat on!!! Randy Jackson looks like some kind of a turkey, or some other fowl. His big ass glasses, and floppy neck make for a complete disaster in the looks department.  :rolleyes: Is this what America has come too? Do people really relish seeing others cut to the bone? Is this what entertains America? I could possibly understand the competition later on being "almost" entertaining. But these people in tears because, they have been completely shat on in front of the world, isn't entertainment to me. It's sickening to watch people's dreams get dashed. You can almost feel their pain in a way. <end rant>

Note to self.... make sure to autotune the TV so you don't come across this nonsense again!!!  :rolleyes:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Palehorse

#3777
January 14, 2009, 08:42:32 PM
Mrs Horse is watching it now, but I also cannot stomach the tripe! I guess I am too sympathetic to sit there and watch folks make fools of themselves, and be subjected to what I consider nothing less than bullying by a panel of holier than thou individuals. I just feel so badly for the idiots that actually sign up for this crap. I'd never do it personally. That show just bums me out, and I have enough of that from real life so no thank you!  :icon_evil:

Naw, I won't watch that crap either. . . Give me discovery and I am content!
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Dexter Morgan

#3778
January 14, 2009, 09:35:24 PM
Quote from: me on January 14, 2009, 12:59:15 AM
Probably forget their name too....lol  How many leave with wet pants?   :icon_twisted:
:icon_twisted: All of them!!!
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Dexter Morgan

#3779
January 14, 2009, 09:36:27 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on January 14, 2009, 07:18:36 AM
No wonder your porch is brown!  :biggrin:
:spooked: Is that what that is?  :icon_twisted:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~
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