Vents: Random Acts of Venting!

[Locutus]

Delivering a hint on the sly, eh?

[Dexter Morgan]

A recent development in the rude behavior of my neighbors. The lady next door to me has adopted a sudden need to slam the metal screen door open when she's leaving so it smacks the wall and then she slams it shut so that it smacks the frame. All weekend long she's been doing this.

I just caught her and asked her if there's something wrong w/her screen that it keeps slamming. I was trying to give her the benefit of the doubt thinking that maybe the spring or something was broken. She looked perplexed (and ditsy) and said, "no". So, I said "oh, cause that's annoying" and she said, "oh" and walked off.

Hopefully she got the hint.

That would definitely piss me off too.  If she didn't get the hint and stop, maybe you should slam "her" against the door frame.  Or let me know, and I'll fly out, and open a big ol' can of whoopass on her!!!  Some people have no regard for those around them. 

[Sandy Eggo]

Delivering a hint on the sly, eh?

Trying, but I don't think she got it.

That would definitely piss me off too.  If she didn't get the hint and stop, maybe you should slam "her" against the door frame.  Or let me know, and I'll fly out, and open a big ol' can of whoopass on her!!!  Some people have no regard for those around them. 

LMAO! You totally kill me! I may just have a back up can of whoopass around  here somewhere. I'll go check.

[me]

She might get worse since she knows it annoys ya.  You could always start slamming yours....

[Dexter Morgan]

Delivering a hint on the sly, eh?

Trying, but I don't think she got it.

That would definitely piss me off too.  If she didn't get the hint and stop, maybe you should slam "her" against the door frame.  Or let me know, and I'll fly out, and open a big ol' can of whoopass on her!!!  Some people have no regard for those around them. 

LMAO! You totally kill me! I may just have a back up can of whoopass around  here somewhere. I'll go check.

Just make sure when you open it you do it slowly. You don't want it to explode and put your eye out. 

[Palehorse]

And watch out for the environmental nazi's too. They'll have a fit with all that whoop-ass laying all over the place! 

[Dexter Morgan]

And watch out for the environmental nazi's too. They'll have a fit with all that whoop-ass laying all over the place! 

LMAO!!! That's definitely something you don't want to leave laying around.

[Palehorse]

Whoop ass on the streets. . . 

[Sandy Eggo]

I don't think whoop ass is endangered so it should be okay.

[Palehorse]

But in some circles it is considered environmentally unfriendly and hazardous to ones health! 

[Palehorse]

If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break, [X2]
When The Levee Breaks I'll have no place to stay.

Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, [X2]
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.

Don't it make you feel bad
When you're tryin' to find your way home,
You don't know which way to go?
If you're goin' down South
They go no work to do,
If you don't know about Chicago.

Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.

All last night sat on the levee and moaned, [X2]
Thinkin' about me baby and my happy home.
Going, going to Chicago... Going to Chicago... Sorry but I can't take you...
Going down... going down now... going down....

[Dexter Morgan]

But in some circles it is considered environmentally unfriendly and hazardous to ones health! 

Especially, if it's my can of whoopass!!!  It could be a danger to life as we know it LOL!!!! 

[Dexter Morgan]

If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break, [X2]
When The Levee Breaks I'll have no place to stay.

Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, [X2]
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.

Don't it make you feel bad
When you're tryin' to find your way home,
You don't know which way to go?
If you're goin' down South
They go no work to do,
If you don't know about Chicago.

Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.

All last night sat on the levee and moaned, [X2]
Thinkin' about me baby and my happy home.
Going, going to Chicago... Going to Chicago... Sorry but I can't take you...
Going down... going down now... going down....

Sing them blues PH!!! I feel ya. 

[Sandy Eggo]

Our complex really needs to get bigger "no soliciting" signs. I was just walking Benji...actually playing ball w/him in the courtyard and this guy walks up and asks if I got my paper this morning. When I said, no, he didn't give me time to explain that I don't order the paper. He goes into his spiel and I'll admit, he was really good at it. Nice segues in to the next topic...I was impressed. So, even though I buy the Sunday paper off the stand and read the rest online, I was willing to consider the $18.00 price for 6 months Fri/Sat/Sun. Until he asked for my debit card number. I told him that I wasn't giving him my debit card number and he said, "why don't you trust us" and I said, "us? do you have a mouse in your pocket...I only see you and the only one of you that I see, I've never met, so NO, I don't trust you". He said, "That's why I have this card and he showed me his ID hanging around his neck" and I said, "Those are a dime a dozen. I could buy one just like it and slap my picture on it at any trophy shop." He's clearly irritated now. So, I said, I'll tell you what, I'll take your name and information and call the office tomorrow. If they identify you as an employee, then I'll write you a check for $18.00 and you can collect it when you deliver the paper on Friday. He snatched my "free" paper and stalked off. Something tells me that he wasn't really a newspaper employee.

[Locutus]

Smart move.  I doubt he was an employee either.