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Sandy Eggo

#3000
May 18, 2008, 03:27:55 PM
LMAO! I'm sorry Kimmi, I know you must be itchin' like crazy, but the "buffet" comment is hilarious. :biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

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kimmi

#3001
May 18, 2008, 04:16:32 PM
It is driving me crazy!!!!  But it was funny cause I kept showing people my butt this morning!  "Look at all my bites!"  It was like a circus freak show!  :biggrin:
Take time to smell the roses.

Dexter Morgan

#3002
May 18, 2008, 08:25:52 PM
Quote from: kimmi on May 18, 2008, 02:12:58 PM
A mosquito or a spider or something better have eaten themselves to death because the bottom of my thighs look like a buffet of welts right now!   :mad:   :rant:
:spooked: Yikes!!!! I hate spider bites. I have a scar on my boob that's the size of a dime, because a spider bit me. Spider bites are the worst kind of bites ,because if you don't drain them, they itch like mad for a looooong time.  :yes:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

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Dexter Morgan

#3003
May 18, 2008, 08:27:44 PM
Quote from: kimmi on May 18, 2008, 04:16:32 PM
It is driving me crazy!!!!  But it was funny cause I kept showing people my butt this morning!  "Look at all my bites!"  It was like a circus freak show!  :biggrin:
LMAO!!!  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

me

#3004
May 18, 2008, 09:10:08 PM
Spider bites are no fun for sure.
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Palehorse

#3005
May 18, 2008, 10:10:32 PM
Quote from: me on May 18, 2008, 12:43:48 AM
Kind of sounds like he must have put the fear in her at one time or another... :biggrin:

On a regular basis. When he gets a notion he just puts one big paw on her back, holds her down, and gives her an extended "wet-willie" session. Makes her mad as hell but keeps the fear alive and well in her. She's a little high strung "bitch" and Max just loves to ruin her day as often as possible. She squalls the whole time but he's just lovin on her a little bit.

She's a Calico and they are notorious loners and grumpy. Max just loves her to death though and tries to kiss her all the time.  :biggrin:
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Palehorse

#3006
May 18, 2008, 10:12:53 PM
Quote from: kimmi on May 18, 2008, 04:16:32 PM
It is driving me crazy!!!!  But it was funny cause I kept showing people my butt this morning!  "Look at all my bites!"  It was like a circus freak show!  :biggrin:

Sounds like you will soon be experiencing the tingly arrival of your spidy sense.  :wink: :biggrin:

Seriously though, spider bites are nothing to fool around with. See a physician!  :yes:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Sandy Eggo

#3007
May 18, 2008, 10:45:19 PM
I don't recall spiderman showing his butt :think:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

me

#3008
May 18, 2008, 10:46:27 PM
Quote from: PIYA on May 18, 2008, 10:45:19 PM
I don't recall spiderman showing his butt :think:
Ya, darn it... >:(
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Sandy Eggo

#3009
May 18, 2008, 10:48:50 PM
Has anyone seen Ironman!?! Wow..really good movie.
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Palehorse

#3010
May 19, 2008, 12:35:35 AM
Quote from: PIYA on May 18, 2008, 10:45:19 PM
I don't recall spiderman showing his butt :think:

It is not the butt, but rather the bite that counts. That the bite occurred on the butt is merely an amusing and anecdotal factoid generated by chance.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Dexter Morgan

#3011
May 19, 2008, 12:48:42 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on May 18, 2008, 10:10:32 PM
Quote from: me on May 18, 2008, 12:43:48 AM
Kind of sounds like he must have put the fear in her at one time or another... :biggrin:

On a regular basis. When he gets a notion he just puts one big paw on her back, holds her down, and gives her an extended "wet-willie" session. Makes her mad as hell but keeps the fear alive and well in her. She's a little high strung "bitch" and Max just loves to ruin her day as often as possible. She squalls the whole time but he's just lovin on her a little bit.

She's a Calico and they are notorious loners and grumpy. Max just loves her to death though and tries to kiss her all the time.  :biggrin:
I have several Calico Manx cats and they are very timid, and borderline wild. They sure look neat though. One has pale markings,and the other has real bright bold markings. I have several all black Manx too.  :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

Palehorse

#3012
May 19, 2008, 02:17:00 AM
Any Calico cat is high strung and very skittish to start with. Ours is no different. She's really loving with my wife and I; getting up on our lap and giving us kisses on command.
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

kimmi

#3013
May 19, 2008, 06:52:59 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on May 18, 2008, 10:12:53 PM
Quote from: kimmi on May 18, 2008, 04:16:32 PM
It is driving me crazy!!!!  But it was funny cause I kept showing people my butt this morning!  "Look at all my bites!"  It was like a circus freak show!  :biggrin:

Sounds like you will soon be experiencing the tingly arrival of your spidy sense.  :wink: :biggrin:

Seriously though, spider bites are nothing to fool around with. See a physician!  :yes:

I am really thinking mosquito now.  Whatever it was, I hope it enjoyed its last supper!
Take time to smell the roses.

Dexter Morgan

#3014
May 19, 2008, 12:45:40 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on May 19, 2008, 02:17:00 AM
Any Calico cat is high strung and very skittish to start with. Ours is no different. She's really loving with my wife and I; getting up on our lap and giving us kisses on command.
Both of my Calicos were pretty wild,and wouldn't ever come up to me, then last week one day ,one came up to me outta the blue, and wanted to be loved up. The reason why.... apparently she had just given birth!!!!! Hell, I didn't even know she was preggars!!!! I haven't seen any kittens anywhere though, no sign of any yet. Now, she is really lovy dovy, and I had never even gotten close enough to pet her. Hell, I thought she was a boy LMAO!!!  :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~
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