Vents: Random Acts of Venting!

[Dexter Morgan]

The women outlive the men here, probably everywhere else too. So we get these Blue Hairs that can't but peek over the steering wheel. You see a blue bouffant, some granny glasses and two sets of knuckles on the wheel. They start their cars, race the engine until it about blows, then drive in idle across town through red lights, intersections and out into traffic.

LOL!!!!! Man, I hate it when that happens. I hate dealing with elderly people all together. I have them come up to my register,and they can't even find a cognative thought, to order their food, and they're  behind the wheel.  Seriously, I have had elderly people, that their mind is soooo far gone, they can't even put their order in. We just ring them up a standard, and hope for the best LMAO!!!!!!!!!! They never complain because, they never knew what they wanted, in the first place ROFLMFAO!!! 

[lex]

LOL!!!!! Man, I hate it when that happens. I hate dealing with elderly people all together. I have them come up to my register,and they can't even find a cognative thought, to order their food, and they're  behind the wheel.  Seriously, I have had elderly people, that their mind is soooo far gone, they can't even put their order in. We just ring them up a standard, and hope for the best LMAO!!!!!!!!!! They never complain because, they never knew what they wanted, in the first place ROFLMFAO!!! 

Poor things, I really feel sorry for them and they are hard to pry out of my grill and off my bumpers. They wash out from under car oddly enough, but sometimes cause flat tires with their walkers.

Keep feeding them chicken though, it will give them strength to be spry enough to dive out of the way.

[lex]

I got a neighbor who's a loud mouth drunken jerk who plays his records and tapes way too loud. I have let it slide forever but last night during the black out he came out and bellowed at some of us guys in the hallway for waking him up. The irony of it all.

I am going to screw with his head, not sure how, but I am going to cook something up that is all kinds of wrong.

[Dexter Morgan]

Poor things, I really feel sorry for them and they are hard to pry out of my grill and off my bumpers. They wash out from under car oddly enough, but sometimes cause flat tires with their walkers.

Keep feeding them chicken though, it will give them strength to be spry enough to dive out of the way.

It's more fun to mow them down. 

[me]

Hate to put a damper on things but one of these days we'll be one of those little old people....

[Locutus]

Hate to put a damper on things but one of these days we'll be one of those little old people....

Hopefully, I'll know which side of the fuggin' road to be on. 

[Dexter Morgan]

Hate to put a damper on things but one of these days we'll be one of those little old people....

He he, I've already arranged for somebody to shoot me, if I ever get that bad. 

[me]

He he, I've already arranged for somebody to shoot me, if I ever get that bad. 

I just want to remain in blissful happiness irritating everyone.....

[lex]

I just want to remain in blissful happiness irritating everyone.....

Right on...the turd balls days sound like fun. My mother worked a CNA when she was young in a nursing home and told dad and me stories about how some of the old men would play in their own feces. They would roll it up in balls, line 'em up on their bed rails, then fire them at the staff. 

Hey, there's a Master Card bit in there.

Living expenses of growing older from 18 to 81, $2,451,785.

A room in a nursing home per month.                     $2,459

Medication per month in nursing home.                  $1,487

Getting to fling balls of poop.                           Priceless!

Somethings you can't buy with money, for everything else, there's MasterCard.

[me]

eeeewwwww 

[Palehorse]

I had to endure the massing of the geezers today. (IE-Go shopping for a few things). These dweebs stop when there is no stop sign, and speed through the parking lot like it is the Indy 500 or something. Almost every single car has some sort of "custom" body work on it, where they've run down the side of a parked car, a tree, or perhaps the garage door jamb. 

I park out there where Jeebus lost his sandles, and some geezer parked so close to me I had to get in on the passenger side and crawl over the console. Next time leave a can opener fucker!

[lex]

It's not going to get better as the Baby Boomers all get old, in fact we will be up to our replaced hips in geezers.

On a side note, I wonder if the ice has taken out some of our Indiana posters, some of them that are normally on here posting aren't to be seen yet today I don't think.

[Palehorse]

Probably out buying milk, bread, and other staples. Might snow/ice here this evening, and snow on the way for Saturday they say. . .

[followsthewolf]

And while all of you are pissing and moaning about all those old people you have to deal with, focus for about 30 seconds, if you have the time:

---lots of those old farts that are trying to create a cognitive thought were the same young, vibrant, brave souls who fought several wars to make you safe

---most of them provided the money that built the social services and businesses that you take advantage of today

---they, at one time were the scientists, teachers, doctors, etc. that provided your education and care

---some of them that you are upset about are the grandmothers, grandfathers, aunts, uncles, mothers and fathers of other posters

---some of them are YOUR grammys and papas or mommys and daddys

Might be a good idea as you go about your busy days and have just such a set of super quick list of things to do, to remember that YOU will be that old, frail, struggling person one day, and give them a little consideration.

Have a very good day. 

[Locutus]

I'm good with all of that as long as I don't have 'em coming at me going east in the westbound lane.